So I threw my wife a surprise birthday party Saturday. Like 35-40 friends and family, a lot we haven’t seen in awhile. I decided to set up a cocktail bar with a set menu (like 7 different drinks, pretty much one of every major spirit). Needless to say it was a lot of work but also fun and I was feeling pretty good (lots of cocktails and “mints”). Think i finally went to bed at 2 AM and got up at 11 (well i woke up at 7 and immediately went back to bed. Also slept without my CPAP so sleep like crap. And I’m normally an 11-7 type sleeper on the weekend)
So Sunday I normally do the grocery shopping, chores etc but between getting up at 11 and having to coach flag football from 3-4:30 (I really had no interest in doing this but apparently no other dads did either) didn’t get much done (also had to cut my MIL grass and wanted to watch the masters)
So today I squeezed in grocery shopping during my lunch hour, went to the chiropractor for my neck, went to a meeting for my kids German class and cut my own lawn. Finally relax for a beer and the wife says she’s going to shower (which is usually code for
time). So before I can head upstairs my 15 and 12 year old are fighting over jolly ranchers (15 asked for one and took 3 including the last blue one). Oh and the bathtub is clogged even though I poured a bottle of draino down it earlier. Now I’m stuck watching something called Baby Reindeer on Netflix instead