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Proceed how you wish, but remember this is a man trying to get jimmy johns delivered. Sounds like your dog has a good grip and perhaps a barbed unit.

Pizza is not pie.

Party pooper.

Thank you for this info. I have been counting the days until my two years were up. Going to be sending out some emails this evening.

That is pretty impressive.... For someone so young.

I hate the people that will actually hire landscaping companies because they found a business card in their yard. Thanks to these schlubs I have an endless stream of cards in my landscaping. Brilliant idea. Call the company that litters all over your neighborhood.

No. Taco bell won the flagstaff restaurant wars. All restaurants there are now named taco bell. Why do you ask?

Went to a sit down restaurant in flagstaff last night. Never been asked to pay immediately after ordering. Of course this really bit me in the rear as they brought all of our food out before the appetizer. Had we not already paid, i would have just said forget the app.

Go to leave for the grocery store and a car is parked directly behind my car, blocking my driveway. Wtf? They were looking at the house next door that is for sale. I could hear they were walking around the backyard. So i popped my head over the fence, and said "excuse me, i need to leave and...

When a business props up anither business for 25 years for motivations other than profit, i consider that charity. Maybe you disagree. MLS is completely different. Writing was on the wall with potential. After how many years did they become top 5 for attendance for US sports? Top 3...

But she isnt one of the very best on the planet. She is one of the very best of a restricted subset that up until now has required charity to exist.

If you can pass the below voice to text quiz, then yes.... "Hey daddy. Was calling to our date you, the order opposed to shop tomorrow has pen managed and will belay."

As they all should be.

My favorites are the people that will only call back if you leave a voicemail, but then never listen to it.

People that had never heard of (insert name here of black wnba player) before last week now upset that CC is more popular than her.

My wife has never watched a WNBA game. We have watched countless NBA and mens NCAA games together. This was the first year she tuned into watch the womens final four with me. None of her friends watched. When we went to vegas and ate at the vanderpump restaurant and we actually saw lisa, the...

He is in second grade. My daughter is in first grade. She just turned 7. He has three older brothers and he is definitely the runt.

I did not hide in the bushes. That is what somebody else said. I actually sat on the front porch of another neighbors house with a big pillar that kept me from being seen by kids on the sidewalk. We are friends. I told him what was going on. And then yes i confronted an eight year old that was...

Lol. Guess i shouldnt have cut out the part of acarey's post where he said schtick answer. Just trying to have at least a little fun with the imagery here.

We settled on this. Told her to beat him and then go to shake his hand after race. Taught her to pull his shirt over his head hockey style and then begin the lesson. Then one of her friends is going to bring over markers and paper and make him write "I will not pick on girls anymore" What could...