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During Kim Il Jong's funeral?

The issue is not whether you date her, the issue is whether you're being a jerk about it.

Won't he want a bigger selection?

Yeah, don't eat the goose that's laying the golden eggs for you, however damn good your recipe for that goose might seem.

I'm struggling with this verb for some reason.

If he has to ask for that, then his friends are idiots.

:improved:Also have her ask for relationship advice though. "You know how he is..."

The more you drink, the more you look like a St. Bernard shaking its head to dry off when you move.

Hire a girl and tell her to follow your ex around all night "trying to be friendly" but annoying her and ruining her night. Meanwhile, go and score with someone else.

You're finally giving us something to pull for. BTW, send it to the trainer about two weeks later, and apologize for the fact that you just found out you got the herp, and you'd have used a condom if you'd known.

There's a thread-specific search box at the top right of every thread. You're welcome.

One does not simply walk into Mordor...

It doesn't matter who you rate as hotter. What's in play here are your ex's insecurities. Does your ex have issues with a certain aspect of her body that would obviously contrast with HI, e.g. small breasts versus HI's large ones? Fears of getting old while HI is a lot younger. Etc.Your ex...

It's either this (and buy at least a card with a handwritten personal note from you thanking her for her support, and maybe a bottle of wine or something else that the bday girl likes), or you decide you have to go but you just stay away from your ex. Sit away from her, mingle with who you can...

Yeah, and the crazy thing is, if it's yellow you don't know if it's good or bad.

In what alternate universe is this true? The opposite is FAR more true.

Or sometimes not at all...

This tends to be my philosophy with sperm.

Gracie Allen also deserves a mention. George Burns admitted that he was the straight man in that duo and said he realized it early when he wrote lines for himself but Gracie was getting all the laughs.

It still hurts that Delilah Hornbuckle turned you down for that dance in 7th grade, doesn't it. :(