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Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!
I just open a single-serving container of Good Culture low-fat cottage cheese. Doesn't get much lazier than that :lmao:
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!
no, no, this sounds good
i've got pastrami and pepper-jack on hand. you just made my lunch.
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!
no, no, this sounds good
i've got pastrami and pepper-jack on hand. you just made my lunch.

11/10 I inhaled this in about 5 quick bites. Pure bliss.
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!
no, no, this sounds good
i've got pastrami and pepper-jack on hand. you just made my lunch.

11/10 I inhaled this in about 5 quick bites. Pure bliss.
Where's the proof video?!
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!
Obvious upgrade
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!
no, no, this sounds good
i've got pastrami and pepper-jack on hand. you just made my lunch.

11/10 I inhaled this in about 5 quick bites. Pure bliss.
See
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
Exactly. Sounds terrible sober. 1000% would try stoned 😂
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked

If I was baked, it would have been TWO sandwiches.
 
i microwaved a can of chunky spicy chicken soup and threw some chow mane noodles in there for a little tour to asia flare and it was pretty damned good if i dont say so myself take that to the bank brochachos ps i am enjoying gmtanlunchtalk
I always have these around:
wonton strips (either store-bought or homemade), sesame oil, sambal, sriracha, wasabi, hoisin, katsu sauce, sweet soy (thicker and sweeter than regular)
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!
Well, it’s gotta be better than Pizza Schmizza…
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
Exactly. Sounds terrible sober. 1000% would try stoned 😂

Sounds terrible? This is almost the exact sandwich I've eaten every day at work for like 15 years.
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
Exactly. Sounds terrible sober. 1000% would try stoned 😂

Sounds terrible? This is almost the exact sandwich I've eaten every day at work for like 15 years.
a microwaved sandwich?
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
Exactly. Sounds terrible sober. 1000% would try stoned 😂

Sounds terrible? This is almost the exact sandwich I've eaten every day at work for like 15 years.
a microwaved sandwich?

No. Peppered turkey and pepper jack.
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
Exactly. Sounds terrible sober. 1000% would try stoned 😂

Sounds terrible? This is almost the exact sandwich I've eaten every day at work for like 15 years.
a microwaved sandwich?

No. Peppered turkey and pepper jack.
The part throwing me off was the microwaving lol.. I'm down with that sammie
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
Exactly. Sounds terrible sober. 1000% would try stoned 😂

Sounds terrible? This is almost the exact sandwich I've eaten every day at work for like 15 years.
a microwaved sandwich?

No. Peppered turkey and pepper jack.
The part throwing me off was the microwaving lol.. I'm down with that sammie

Yeah microwave bread is ***. I guess if you go real low like 15s maybe it’s ok

That said one of my favorite kid / teen snacks was tortillas and cheese. Tortilla + shredded cheese nuke for like 30s and roll up. Gone on like 2-3 bites
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
Exactly. Sounds terrible sober. 1000% would try stoned 😂

Sounds terrible? This is almost the exact sandwich I've eaten every day at work for like 15 years.
a microwaved sandwich?

No. Peppered turkey and pepper jack.
The part throwing me off was the microwaving lol.. I'm down with that sammie

LOL 14 years ago
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
Exactly. Sounds terrible sober. 1000% would try stoned 😂

Sounds terrible? This is almost the exact sandwich I've eaten every day at work for like 15 years.
a microwaved sandwich?

No. Peppered turkey and pepper jack.
The part throwing me off was the microwaving lol.. I'm down with that sammie

That's why you TOAST it first. Then, 15 seconds, flip it 15 seconds, check it.....if not perfectly melted, another 10 seconds. Go gentle.
 
Laziness has gripped ahold of me tightly and so instead of putting in the effort it takes to make my usual sandwich with condiments, pickles and lettuce, I am toasting two slices of bread and putting pepper-turkey and pepper-jack cheese between the slices and then microwaving the sandwich and I'll be honest, I'm really excited for this. HOOOORAY LAZINESS!

This sounds like something I would do when I’m baked
Exactly. Sounds terrible sober. 1000% would try stoned 😂

Sounds terrible? This is almost the exact sandwich I've eaten every day at work for like 15 years.
a microwaved sandwich?

No. Peppered turkey and pepper jack.
The part throwing me off was the microwaving lol.. I'm down with that sammie

LOL 14 years ago

A visionary man.
 
Thoughts on putting real bacon on an impossible burger?
My wife asked for bacon on her veggie burger when we were on a tiny island in the Caribbean. The local lady looked at her and started hollering at her that she wasn’t putting no bacon on the veggie burger 😂😂 it was awesome. We ask for it all the time just for the reaction.
Before or after the Painkillers on Jost?
Before. We were actually on the willy t at Norman island.
 

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