Last minute birthday present ideas for a 21st birthday girl (1 Viewer)

[ghostguy123]

I'm a 43 year old nurse. The birthday girl is a 21 year old nursing assistant, soon to be graduate student who is super smart. When you first meet her you'd think she was stuck up, but she's actually not. She's just mildly socially awkward.
Anyway, everyone else going is younger and probably broke, so figured I'd get her something, but we are literally meeting up in like 4 hours so it's gotta be an easy grab and go.
What better place to ask than the shark pool?
Stuff like edible panties and "toys" probably would be a big swing and a miss.
If I can't figure something out then I just buy her a drink or two.
Funny type presents are ideal I would think. I can't think of anything at the moment.
Honestly, I don't even know why they invited me. I'm the "unit dad".

 

[mr. furley]

cash is king

 

[Ron Swanson]

Bottle of booze.

 

[brun]

An assortment of items from the nearest gas station.
Or
Booze

 

[MTskibum]

Amazon/target gift card

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Wheat pennies are always a popular option.

 

[Dezbelief]

Get her something she will need for her new career; a pulse oximeter, BP cuff or a gift card to a local scrubs shop.

 

[rockaction]

This title sounds crushy.

 

[ghostguy123]

This title sounds crushy.

I'm not Leonardo Dicaprio

 

[ChiefD]

A ride home after the other nurses buy her shots.

 

[Dezbelief]

A ride home after the other nurses buy her shots.

How you doing?

 

[ghostguy123]

Guess I'll go with lotto tickets, a cigar, and a drink. Three things that I'm sure were impossible for her to get her hands on yesterday.

 

[Gally]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift

 

[John123]

Tickets to a Taylor Swift concert.

 

[Snoopy]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift

for Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory.

 

[Quint]

a bottle of bubbles: cava, prosecco, CA sparkling, champagne.

fun, celebratory, and she can enjoy it whenever and with whomever she wants.

 

[Gally]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift

for Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory.

Nice but was looking for a different reference point.

 

[ChiefD]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift

Maybe a couple of place settings?

 

[Osaurus]

Rite Aid visit a la @General Malaise

 

[belljr]

Lottery is 18 in many states

 

[ghostguy123]

Lottery is 18 in many states

Not in Ohio. Booo

 

[ghostguy123]

I got a buncha nothing, will just offer up any drink on the menu (after I cross off the stupid price gouge stuff)

 

[Ilov80s]

I got a buncha nothing, will just offer up any drink on the menu (after I cross off the stupid price gouge stuff)

Yeah, picking up the bill or a couple drinks is a simple and not weird approach IMO

 

[Van Dyman]

Problem:

I don't even know why they invited me. I'm the "unit dad".

Solution:

everyone else going is younger and probably broke, so [they] figured I'd get her something

 

[Desert_Power]

Rooster in a box?

 

[Ilov80s]

Guess I'll go with lotto tickets, a cigar, and a drink. Three things that I'm sure were impossible for her to get her hands on yesterday.

I didn't realize the age to buy tobacco moved from 18 to 21. Who knew lol

 

[Ilov80s]

Stuff like edible panties and "toys" probably would be a big swing and a miss.

You think lmao

 

[Gally]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift

Maybe a couple of place settings?

Either that or a silverware pattern..

 

[El Floppo]

Hookers and blow.



Wrong thread?

 

[-OZ-]

I got a buncha nothing, will just offer up any drink on the menu (after I cross off the stupid price gouge stuff)

Yeah, picking up the bill or a couple drinks is a simple and not weird approach IMO

If you want to impress, pick up the tab.
Or just buy a round of old fashioneds.

 

[rockaction]

I didn't realize the age to buy tobacco moved from 18 to 21. Who knew lol

In California, unless you've served in the military, the age is twenty-one.

 

[ChiefD]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift

Maybe a couple of place settings?

Either that or a silverware pattern..

Ok. Let’s get 2.

 

[Chemical X]

tik tok and squishmallows.

 

[Jaysus]

A Mazda Miata

 

[gianmarco]

Vacation getaway to Akron for under $100?

 

[UncleZen]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift

for Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory.

Nice but was looking for a different reference point.

Major League

 

[New Binky the Doormat]

Swenson's gift certificates

 

[Bozeman Bruiser]

This would have made one hell of a Friday Thread ten years ago.

Good luck OP! Hope you are single and make some bad decisions.

 

[Gally]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift

for Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory.

Nice but was looking for a different reference point.

Major League

Close but not quite

 

[dino259]

Rooster in a box?

First cut a hole in the box...

 

[Ilov80s]

Rooster in a box?

First cut a hole in the box...

That is helpful, I thought the first step was to put a rooster in your underpants.

 

[shuke]

Lottery is 18 in many states

Not in Ohio. Booo

It's 18 in Ohio.

 

[ghostguy123]

Lottery is 18 in many states

Not in Ohio. Booo

It's 18 in Ohio.

Hmmmmmm, really? Maybe I just thought it changed with tobacco. Oh well

 

[ghostguy123]

This would have made one hell of a Friday Thread ten years ago.

Good luck OP! Hope you are single and make some bad decisions.

Married. Didn't make any bad decisions. Birthday girl was nice and toasted. The inability to feel her fingertips or lips signaled no more drinks.
Two of them had to work at 7am today. Ahhh to be young again

 

[UncleZen]

Candlesticks always make a nice gift

for Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory.

Nice but was looking for a different reference point.

Major League

Close but not quite

It wasn't Major League, it was Bull Durham.

 

[rockaction]

It wasn't Major League, it was Bull Durham.

Oh, that's the assistant coach when he's at the mound and they can't figure out a wedding gift for Millie (?).

Great movie.