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***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread (1 Viewer)

Early_10

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Spectators, please don't mention names/ideas that haven't been drafted yet.

Clock in affect today. You have 30 minutes to make your pick once it is your turn.

After 30 minutes, we move to the next person and you can make your pick whenever you get here.

On the clock today. I'll update when I'm here. Pm the person after you once you make your pick. You have 30 minutes to make a pick or have someone make it for you. If after 30 minutes your pick is not made, we will move on to the next drafter and you can take your turn whenever you show up. It will be from 10-4 est. This should be fairly accomodating to both coasts. Feel free to add a paragraph about your pick. Bold and size your pick within the post please. Also be sure to add the category in which you are drafting for as many picks will fit in several categories. Jamny has kindly offered to act as a sub if anyone wants to pm him their picks. He is not in the draft so will be impartial. Good luck and have fun.

Categories:

1 character (anyone, leads included as requested by opinions given)

guest star (no more than 3 episodes excluding the finale)

Jerrys girlfriend

boss/supervisor (this must be boss of one of the 4 mains)

crazy family/in law (again of the 4 mains)

food item

location

inanimate object

episode

catch phrase

2 flex (anything goes as long as its not already drafted and no drafting a whole season or any other bs. I reserve the right to judge what bs includes.)

In is:

1.01 Homer J Simpson - Kramer - character

1.02 The Dreaded Marco - George Costanza - character

1.03 Early_10 - Jerry Seinfeld - character

1.04 Demian - Elaine Benes - character

1.05 ScottNorwood - Frank Costanza - character

1.06 cosjobs - J Peterman - boss

1.07 Nigel Tufnel - David Puddy - character

1.08 jwvdcw - Mr Steinbrenner - boss

1.09 Killerclown - Newman - character

1.10 pantagrapher - Maestro - flex

1.11 Evil Outsider - "I'm Out!" - catchphrase

1.12 Mon - Larry David - flex



2.01 Mon - Uncle Leo - family member

2.02 Evil Outsider - fusilli jerry - inanimate object

2.03 pantagrapher - The Coffee Shop - location

2.04 Killerclown - Morty Seinfeld - family member

2.05 jwvdcw - Jackie Chiles- character

2.06 Nigel Tufnel - Jerrys Apartment - location

2.07 cosjobs - Soup Nazi - character

2.08 ScottNorwood - "Independant George" - flex

2.09 Demian - The Contest - episode

2.10 Early_10 - NTTAWWT - catch phrase

2.11 The Dreaded Marco - Mr. Kruger - boss

2.12 Homer J Simpson - Keith Hernandez - guest star

3.01 Homer J Simpson - Sidra - Jerrys gf

3.02 The Dreaded Marco - Estelle Costanza - family member

3.03 Early_10 - Delores/Mulva - Jerrys gf

3.04 Demian - The Virgin - Jerrys gf

3.05 ScottNorwood - Bookman - guest star?

3.06 cosjobs - "shrinkage!" - catch phrase

3.07 Nigel Tufnel - The Soup Nazi - episode

3.08 jwvdcw - Sue Ellen Mishkie - Jerrys gf

3.09 Killerclown - Mr Pitt - boss

3.10 pantagrapher - the mackinaw peaches - food item

3.11 Evil Outsider - Mickey Abbott - character

3.12 Mon - Izzy Mandelbaum - guest star

4.01 Mon - The Bubble Boy - episode

4.02 Evil Outsider - The Marine Biologist - episode

4.03 pantagrapher - Joe Devola — character

4.04 Killerclown - Manhands - Jerrys gf

4.05 jwvdcw - "No soup for you!" - catch phrase

4.06 Nigel Tufnel - puffy shirt - inanimate object

4.07 cosjobs - Poppy's Couch -inanimate object

4.08 ScottNorwood - Art Vandelay - boss

4.09 Demian - meat cutter - inanimate object

4.10 Early_10 - Junior Mints - food item

4.11 The Dreaded Marco - "Serenity Now!" - catch phrase

4.12 Homer J Simpson - Bob Sacamano - flex

5.01 Homer J Simpson - the Pez dispenser - inanimate object

5.02 The Dreaded Marco - The Pick - episode

5.03 Early_10 - Superman - flex

5.04 Demian - "Get Out!" - catch phrase

5.05 ScottNorwood - frogger - inanimate object

5.06 cosjobs - Kramer's apartment - location

5.07 Nigel Tufnel - festivus - flex

5.08 jwvdcw - "fat free" yogurt- food item

5.09 Killerclown - "The Jerk store called and they're all out of you!" - catch phrase

5.10 pantagrapher - "These pretzels are making me thirsty." - catch phrase

5.11 Evil Outsider - Roger McDowell - The second Spitter - guest star

5.12 Mon - bosco - food item

6.01 Mon - the voice: "la la la" "Hellloooo!" - flex

6.02 Evil Outsider - Elaine dancing - flex

6.03 pantagrapher - Jon Voights car - inanimate object

6.04 Killerclown - Jean Paul Jean Paul - guest star

6.05 jwvdcw - The Titlist golf ball - inanimate object

6.06 Nigel Tufnel - "Master of your Domain" - catch phrase

6.07 cosjobs - Marisa Tomei - guest star

6.08 ScottNorwood - Lois Lane - Jerrys gf

6.09 Demian - The Marble Rye - food item

6.10 Early_10 - Babu Bhatt - flex

6.11 The Dreaded Marco - Franklin Delano Romanowski - guest star

6.12 Homer J Simpson - The Today Sponge - flex

7.01 Homer J Simpson - The Bizarro Jerry - episode

7.02 The Dreaded Marco - The Kramer - inanimate object

7.03 Early_10 - The Hamptons - location

7.04 Demian - Dr. Tim Whatley - flex

7.05 ScottNorwood - Yankee Stadium - location

7.06 cosjobs - Alton Benes - family member

7.07 Nigel Tufnel - Sara (pimple popper MD) - Jerrys gf

7.08 jwvdcw - Little Jerry - flex

7.09 Killerclown - The Switch (Ménage à Trois) - episode

7.10 pantagrapher - Jenna - Jerrys gf

7.11 Evil Outsider - Kenny Roger's Roasters - food item

7.12 Mon - "The dingo ate your baby!" - catch phrase

8.01 Mon - The Wiz - character

8.02 Evil Outsider - The Festivus Pole - flex

8.03 pantagrapher - The Van Buren Boys - flex

8.04 Killerclown - Del Boca Vista - location

8.05 jwvdcw

8.06 Nigel Tufnel - Mr. Lippman - boss

8.07 cosjobs - The Urban Sombrero - flex

8.08 ScottNorwood - "Hellooooo Newman" - catch phrase

8.09 Demian - Central Park - location

8.10 Early_10 - George's Answering Machine - object

8.11 The Dreaded Marco - Kramerica - flex

8.12 Homer J Simpson - The Big Salad - food

9.01 Homer J Simpson - "Yada Yada" - catch phrase

9.02 The Dreaded Marco - Kung Pao Chicken - food

9.03 Early_10 - Summer of George - episode

9.04 Demian - John F Kennedy, Jr. - guest star

9.05 ScottNorwood - Kenny Banya - flex

9.06 cosjobs - Wedding cake - food

9.07 Nigel Tufnel - Judge Reinhold - guest star

9.08 jwvdcw - Danny Tartabull - guest star

9.09 Killerclown - Armani suit - inanimate object

9.10 pantagrapher - Mr Levitan - boss

9.11 Evil Outsider - Karen Fineman(Gwen) - Jerrys gf

9.12 Mon - Assman license plate - inanimate object

10.01 Mon - naked girlfriend - Jerrys gf

10.02 Evil Outsider - Cousin Jeffrey - family member

10.03 pantagrapher - The Abstinence - episode

10.04 Killerclown - Jimmy - flex

10.05 jwvdcw

10.06 Nigel Tufnel - "The Move" - flex

10.07 cosjobs - Over-riding Jewishness - flex

10.08 ScottNorwood - The Trip - episode

10.09 Demian - Poppie - boss

10.10 Early_10 - Mrs Ross - family member

10.11 The Dreaded Marco - The Kavorka - flex

10.12 Homer J Simpson - The Chinese Restaurant - location

11.01 Homer J Simpson - Russel Dowrimple - boss

11.02 The Dreaded Marco - George's private handicap bathroom - location

11.03 Early_10 - Raquel Welch - guest star

11.04 Demian - Kramer's Mental Alarm Clock - flex

11.05 ScottNorwood - Beefarino - food item

11.06 cosjobs - The Parking Garage - episode

11.07 Nigel Tufnel - The Black-and-White Cookie - food item

11.08 jwvdcw

11.09 Killerclown - The Bro/Mansierre - flex

11.10 pantagrapher - Babs Kramer - family member

11.11 Evil Outsider - Street in Front of Jerry's Apartment - location

11.12 Mon - under George’s desk - location

12.01 Mon - Murphy Brown - boss

12.02 Evil Outsider - Calvin Klein - boss

12.03 pantagrapher - Dan Cortese - guest star

12.04 Killerclown - The double-dipped chip - food item

12.05 jwvdcw

12.06 Nigel Tufnel - Nana - family member

12.07 cosjobs - Jeannie Steinman - Jerrys gf

12.08 ScottNorwood - Bubble Boy - flex

12.09 Demian - Helen Seinfeld - family member

12.10 Early_10 - Wilhelm - boss

12.11 The Dreaded Marco - Jane/Erica - Jerrys gf

12.12 Homer J Simpson - Manya - family member

 
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Nice. Thanks for running this E10.

As far as the 4 leads, I guess I'd prefer to let them be drafted--luck of the draw as far as draft order, just like FF drafts. If I'm in the minority there, I would vote for each of us drafting our favorites (with duplicates) over leaving them out entirely.

A few questions---how are you defining a "guest star"? Is it someone who only appears in one episode?

A lot of the supporting characters are family members or bosses--do you just declare which category you're drafting for?

I would suggest allowing for at least 2 supporting characters apiece, as the series is loaded with them. Same for episodes--at least 2?

Just a few thoughts.

 
I'm available as fill-in although I don't get online much during the weekdays.Look forward to see how this goes.

 
Nice. Thanks for running this E10.

As far as the 4 leads, I guess I'd prefer to let them be drafted--luck of the draw as far as draft order, just like FF drafts. If I'm in the minority there, I would vote for each of us drafting our favorites (with duplicates) over leaving them out entirely.

A few questions---how are you defining a "guest star"? Is it someone who only appears in one episode?

A lot of the supporting characters are family members or bosses--do you just declare which category you're drafting for?

I would suggest allowing for at least 2 supporting characters apiece, as the series is loaded with them. Same for episodes--at least 2?

Just a few thoughts.
I'll let the masses decide on the 4 leads/duplicating...majority rules. Guest star = not a regular. 1 or 2 episodes.

Yes, some characters can fill several positions. Draft them in a specific category and declare it.

Theres more than enough characters to make it 2 supporting and 2 episodes but these things drag long if everyone is not on the clock. I was trying to keep it to about 12 people and 12 categories. I'd say 1 supporting and 1 flex will be good. I can make it 2 episodes if everyone concurs.

 
And thanks for not giving me the last pick---this is the first FFA draft I've participated in which I didn't have the last (or maybe 2nd to last) pick.

 
Um, shouldn't draft order be the same order you signed up for this? Yeah, it should.

 
if for some reason HJS bows out for uncontrollable circumstances I will take his place....this sounds kinda interesting and will be watching it take place

 
And thanks for not giving me the last pick---this is the first FFA draft I've participated in which I didn't have the last (or maybe 2nd to last) pick.
what other ffa drafts have you been in?
 
I'm on the clock? Well then I've got to go with the wackiest "wacky neighbor" character ever, don't I?

Kramer!

But you can just call him Batman.

 
I'm on the clock?  Well then I've got to go with the wackiest "wacky neighbor" character ever, don't I? 

Kramer!

But you can just call him Batman.
SOD
Yes, excellent pick. But I think George Louis Costanza is also a steal at #2. I would've been happy with either character, but if pressed, George is my favorite.
 
I'm on the clock?  Well then I've got to go with the wackiest "wacky neighbor" character ever, don't I? 

Kramer!

But you can just call him Batman.
SOD
Yes, excellent pick. But I think George Louis Costanza is also a steal at #2. I would've been happy with either character, but if pressed, George is my favorite.
Absolutely. They are 1a and 1b.
 
If we can't even roll through round 1 at more than a snail's pace, I don't have high hopes for this draft finishing.Where's the commish?

 
Hey! I knew I was going out! Why you think I said no clock today! :D

While ##### is tempting, gonna have to say

Jerry!!

in the character role. Whats Seinfeld without Seinfeld?

 

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