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Loaning a chick money 9/9/16 - Bye (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Arizona Ron
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Das Boot
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fred_1_15301
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cstu
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McGarnicle
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Ron, do you play frisbee golf?
Binky The Doormat
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Ron's wife had to switch sides because she was permanently damaged by his enormous penis.
coyote5
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ShaqAttaq
Morally Ambiguous
ShaqAttaq
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my life is very boring. i rarely have anything interesting to say; even more rarely do i actually do something interesting. ARon's tales are great, and i like that he also shares what's happening at home to paint a more complete picture. no judging or wishing for HIV+ on my part - i'm a big fan.
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yak651
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Baloney Sandwich
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How was your night with Angie?
Zasada
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Arizona Ron
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Was cool, the fight was great and we spent time catching up. We're going to the WashingtonBaloney Sandwich said:
game today
johnnycakes
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McGarnicle
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I am living vicariously through Ron. A lesbian ate my butt out the other night. 
pollardsvision
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I've been around the block enough to know that chicks never do anything like this.....Lesbian/your pet poodle, what's the difference, amirite?I am living vicariously through Ron. A lesbian ate my butt out the other night.
Ron, have the 2 couples you've hooked up with been experienced? What I mean is, do you think they have done this type of thing often?
Arizona Ron
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Based on the conversation and them being mid 30s, gonna go with a yesLesbian/your pet poodle, what's the difference, amirite?I am living vicariously through Ron. A lesbian ate my butt out the other night.
Ron, have the 2 couples you've hooked up with been experienced? What I mean is, do you think they have done this type of thing often?
Todd Andrews
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If you mean the Redskins game--I was there and it was great.Was cool, the fight was great and we spent time catching up. We're going to the WashingtonBaloney Sandwich said:
Angry Beavers
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Bump for a mid week entertainment.
Arizona Ron
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I have a few options on the table for hanging out this weekend.
1.) Barbra wants the four us (Stacy, Michael, Barb and Me) to "hang out"; nothing specific discussed, just a text seeing I'll be around this weekend. I said my week is crazy with work and I'll know later in the week.
2.) The two lesbo chicks want to hang out again from last week.
3.) Is the couple I was connected with on the 3nder app last Friday (never met in person), guy/girl, they look mid-late 20s. The girl looks wild, colored hair, lots of tattoos; the guy looks gay but all 20s year old guys look gay to me when they're in skinny jeans, nice hair, smiling and stupid shirt (he's wearing a Tide shirt in one photo).
4.) is guy/girl, the woman looks early 30s, nicely dressed, big sunglasses, hard to see the face. Guy looks like 50 but in great shape.
5.) The going out option open is always on the table with several chicks (Angie, Ice Princess, Druggie chick and her fat friend, another chick I recently started banging - nothing special)
6. Try to meet someone new randomly at a club and see where that goes.
7. Stay home and let ISIS win.
I'm open to advice/suggestions.
1.) Barbra wants the four us (Stacy, Michael, Barb and Me) to "hang out"; nothing specific discussed, just a text seeing I'll be around this weekend. I said my week is crazy with work and I'll know later in the week.
2.) The two lesbo chicks want to hang out again from last week.
3.) Is the couple I was connected with on the 3nder app last Friday (never met in person), guy/girl, they look mid-late 20s. The girl looks wild, colored hair, lots of tattoos; the guy looks gay but all 20s year old guys look gay to me when they're in skinny jeans, nice hair, smiling and stupid shirt (he's wearing a Tide shirt in one photo).
4.) is guy/girl, the woman looks early 30s, nicely dressed, big sunglasses, hard to see the face. Guy looks like 50 but in great shape.
5.) The going out option open is always on the table with several chicks (Angie, Ice Princess, Druggie chick and her fat friend, another chick I recently started banging - nothing special)
6. Try to meet someone new randomly at a club and see where that goes.
7. Stay home and let ISIS win.
I'm open to advice/suggestions.
pricklypete
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We need more Michael
pricklypete
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Make him stand in the corner, staring at the wall with duck tape over his mouth.
TheAristocrat
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Vote 2
Arizona Ron
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As much as I want to tag Barbra and Stacy again, I'm not sure I could with Michael around knowing what I know. I mean, I guess I could but I don't know.
Arizona Ron
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In The Zone
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sbonomo
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in a few random encounters you have had a better sex life than me....i am huge azron fan here! Definitely living through you and hope you keep going strong!
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Henry Ford
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I think you should invite them all over for a party.
pricklypete
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Very much agreed.
Barbra must not have been too pissed when you told her ol' Mick needs some professional help.
Figured that ship had sailed. How did she re-establish contact?
Arizona Ron
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Arizona Ron
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Good question. She text me again the next after calling me an ###hole asking:
Her: what are you up to?
Me: Nothing much, I thought I pissed you off"
Her: why?
Me: You called me an ###hole?
Her: I was just joking stupid lol
I didn't respond right away, then she started texting me again asking what I'm up to this coming weekend. Kind of a bizarre exchange but it's text messages so I don't know if she was serious then changed her tone or if she was always kidding.
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shadyridr
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azron is packing bro. She wants more of that d
Henry Ford
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Amateur.
Arizona Ron
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The only downside of the party option is I really don't know most of them. I've never met two the couples so no idea how they'll interact with other people or even want to attend in that kind of setting.
Henry Ford
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That's the upside. At least one of them will bang you, and you are virtually guaranteed to have some awesome theater going on to entertain you with that mix of weirdos.
