Bogota and Medellin: What do I need to know (besides Spanish) (1 Viewer)

Clifford

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #1

Going for work so should be staying in safe/nice hotels. Tuesday and Wednesday in Bogota. Thursday and Friday in Medellin. Won't be driving.

 

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Apple Jack

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #2

It's true. Your face will go numb.

 

fantasycurse42

Footballguy Jr.

• Mar 5, 2015

• #3

:jealous:

 

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Ditkaless Wonders

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #4

That stunningly sexy, unaccompanied woman in the bar is indeed a pro. Her initial price is an asking price only, she will go down. (softball floating towards the plate)

 

RedmondLonghorn

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #5

Be sure your family knows to ask for proof of life before making any wire transfers or cash drops.

 

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eoMMan

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #6

Ditkaless Wonders said:

That stunningly sexy, unaccompanied woman in the bar is indeed a pro. Her initial price is an asking price only, she will go down. (softball floating towards the plate)

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And keep an eye out for deep voices, adams apples, big hands, etc.

 

fantasycurse42

Footballguy Jr.

• Mar 5, 2015

• #7

eoMMan said:

Ditkaless Wonders said:

That stunningly sexy, unaccompanied woman in the bar is indeed a pro. Her initial price is an asking price only, she will go down. (softball floating towards the plate)

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And keep an eye out for deep voices, adams apples, big hands, etc.

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And don't forget about the penises too.

 

mrip541

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #8

Don't use the ATMs in Bogota, even the ones in nice areas that aren't guarded by a guy with a huge shotgun. Physical safety and card info safety. Had info stolen last year.

I stayed in Candelaria at Hotel Opera. Great breakfast. Everything was nice but the room was aging a bit. The street it's on has armed guards at both ends because it shares the street with an important government building. If you stay in the fancier parts you may as well be in Miami.

 

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dickey moe

Fingerpicker

• Mar 5, 2015

• #9

Always snort with the left nostril.

 

bushdocda

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #10

I would probably sample the local specialties.

 

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eoMMan

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #11

Walk through the airport with two briefcases and sing..."Whooooahh, black betty, banaran, whoooooah black betty...."

 

RedmondLonghorn

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #12

eoMMan said:

Walk through the airport with two briefcases and sing..."Whooooahh, black betty, banaran, whoooooah black betty...."

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In a white suit.

 

Major

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #13

You'll love it. I felt very safe there. A lot of the crime has been exported to Mexico. Medellin is one of the most beautiful cities on earth. And the wimmenz...i think I may have posted some pics in a earlier Cartagena thread.

 

Soulfly3

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #14

find a way to skip work and head to Cali. bring tons of domes.

I'll await your essay length thank you letter in a few weeks.

 

McGarnicle

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #15

BRING BACK A NICE BIG SACK OF COCAINE

 

chauncey

Footballguy

• Mar 5, 2015

• #16

Pipeline some ladies from Colombian Cupid a few days before you leave.