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how much money would a miley cyrus porn make? (1 Viewer)

The % of people wanting to see this minus the % of that group willing to wait until it is posted somewhere for free is a very small %.

The time of making big $$$ from that stuff is over.

 
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Of course it would be a big seller. Curiosity factor alone. People are still paying to see a third rate rapper nailing a then pretty much nobody.

 
Porn gets propagated so easily that I don't understand how there's such huge money in it. Backdoor teen mom was available everywhere right away. I sure as hell didn't pay to watch it. :shrug:

 
500 Million if it's with Kanye West while Kim Kardashian is giving play-by-play.

That would make the internet explode.

 
Walking Boot said:
More than any other porno movie has made in the last 4 years. So, like $100, maybe $125.

The only person I know who purchases porn is a chick who works at a sperm bank and has to buy material for the whackin' room. She told me she bought maybe a dozen copies of the Paris Hilton DVD because guys kept stealing them to use at home. Then it just got cheaper to buy iPads for the room and load all the porn on them.

I do not know who's job it is to clean the streaks off the iPads, however.
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Do you really know a girl who works at a sperm bank? Is she somewhat attractive? I'd assume she gets sexually propositioned daily.

 
ah you guys missed the days of having to sneak into the Adult section of the video store to check out the inventory. good times

 
tommyboy said:
ah you guys missed the days of having to sneak into the Adult section of the video store to check out the inventory. good times
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Thank god the internet has basically been around since I've been fapping... That must've been pretty awkward in those video stores. I can't imagine seeing someone I know seeing me entering or exiting that section or standing in line waiting to rent a movie... "What do you got there FC?"

"Angry Asian ***####ers 7" :bag:

 
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Walking Boot said:
More than any other porno movie has made in the last 4 years. So, like $100, maybe $125.

The only person I know who purchases porn is a chick who works at a sperm bank and has to buy material for the whackin' room. She told me she bought maybe a dozen copies of the Paris Hilton DVD because guys kept stealing them to use at home. Then it just got cheaper to buy iPads for the room and load all the porn on them.

I do not know who's job it is to clean the streaks off the iPads, however.
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Do they sanitize the ipads in between guests?

 
After extensive calculations and probability modeling, I've determined that a Miley Cyrus porno would make a crap-ton of :moneybag:

 
Add Ron Jeremy (or any black guy) into the mix and you're talking enough money to take over Berkshire Hathaway. Have Achy Breaky Heart playing in the background if you're feeling greedy.

 
This is an interesting question.

Nobody thinks she is attractive (cause she isn't), and I don't even really think anyone wants to watch it (at least I hope not).

However, I could easily see it being the highest grossing skin flick in history and would probably hold that title for a long time.

That's the world we live in now.

 
ghostguy123 said:
This is an interesting question.

Nobody thinks she is attractive (cause she isn't), and I don't even really think anyone wants to watch it (at least I hope not).

However, I could easily see it being the highest grossing skin flick in history and would probably hold that title for a long time.

That's the world we live in now.
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WTF are you talking about?

 
Homer J Simpson said:
ghostguy123 said:
This is an interesting question.

Nobody thinks she is attractive (cause she isn't), and I don't even really think anyone wants to watch it (at least I hope not).

However, I could easily see it being the highest grossing skin flick in history and would probably hold that title for a long time.

That's the world we live in now.
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WTF are you talking about?
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What aren't you following? Serious question.

 
ghostguy123 said:
Homer J Simpson said:
ghostguy123 said:
This is an interesting question.

Nobody thinks she is attractive (cause she isn't), and I don't even really think anyone wants to watch it (at least I hope not).

However, I could easily see it being the highest grossing skin flick in history and would probably hold that title for a long time.

That's the world we live in now.
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WTF are you talking about?
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What aren't you following? Serious question.
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