Waka Flocka Flame has been trying to hire for the position since September, 2014. It was a year before that, when he was on the road in Europe for six months, that he realized he needed professional assistance. "How polished is it if you wake up in the morning, you've got like five rolled, with breakfast right there?" he asks me. "I can't see nothing more beautiful except waking up next to your wife and your daughter." The job, as he imagines it, will require travel and flexibility. "I don't smoke a lot no more every day," he said, three joints splayed out before him. "I might not smoke a blunt for two days, three days. But then one day you might run through 100 blunts. You might end up rolling up a quarter pound. I'm talking about finger cramps."
