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Opinions needed on a wedding reading.... (1 Viewer)

If this was read at a wedding that you were a GUEST at?

  • It's awesome

    Votes: 4 10.0%

  • It's pretty good. Not sure I would have picked it but I like it.

    Votes: 7 17.5%

  • Not a fan. Silly and goofy.

    Votes: 25 62.5%

  • Hated it. It ruined the ceremony.

    Votes: 4 10.0%
  • Total voters
    40
Officer Pete Malloy

Officer Pete Malloy

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What would your opinion be if the following story was read during a (non-religious) wedding ceremony?

Let's assume that the bride and groom didn't provide anything specific when it came to readings. The officiant (or reader) read this out of the blue.

Would your opinion change if it was your wedding or if you were a guest?

The fierce Dinosaur was trapped inside his cage of ice. Although it was cold he was happy in there. It was, after all, his cage.

Then along came the Lovely Other Dinosaur.

The Lovely Other Dinosaur melted the Dinosaur's cage with kind words and loving thoughts.

I like this Dinosaur thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur.

Although he is fierce he is also tender and he is funny.

He is also quite clever though I will not tell him this for now.

I like this Lovely Other Dinosaur, thought the Dinosaur. She is beautiful and she is different and she smells so nice.

She is also a free spirit which is a quality I much admire in a dinosaur.

But he can be so distant and so peculiar at times, thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur.

He is also overly fond of things.

Are all Dinosaurs so overly fond of things?

But her mind skips from here to there so quickly thought the Dinosaur. She is also uncommonly keen on shopping.

Are all Lovely Other Dinosaurs so uncommonly keen on shopping?

I will forgive his peculiarity and his concern for things, thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur. For they are part of what makes him a richly charactered individual.

I will forgive her skipping mind and her fondness for shopping, thought the Dinosaur. For she fills our life with beautiful thoughts and wonderful surprises. Besides, I am not unkeen on shopping either.

Now the Dinosaur and the Lovely Other Dinosaur are old.

Look at them.

Together they stand on the hill telling each other stories and feeling the warmth of the sun on their backs.

And that, my friends, is how it is with love.

Let us all be Dinosaurs and Lovely Other Dinosaurs together.

For the sun is warm.

And the world is a beautiful place
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It's cute. I would hope it matched both the overall tone of the wedding and the couple. It would be more strange at a highly formal wedding or with very serious bride and groom.

 
include part 2 where the Lovely Other Dinosaur gets fat and the fierce Dinosaur runs off with the Pretty Young Dinosaur.

 
Before hearing it I would think that marriage is stupid

After hearing it I would think that marriage is stupid

 
It all came down between the Lonely Dinosaur story and the goat-####er joke. I think a wise decision was made. :shrug:

 
ROSS: Uh, uh, well you're, umm, you're my lobster.

RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?

ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and... Uhh, Pheebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?

PHOEBE: Do the claws again.

 
Dan Lambskin said:
ROSS: Uh, uh, well you're, umm, you're my lobster.

RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?

ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and... Uhh, Pheebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?

PHOEBE: Do the claws again.
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"You are my lobster.....because I love to eat your tail."

 
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