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Guilty White Trash Pleasure? (1 Viewer)

County fairs and crash up derbies.

Hot dog microwaved with a slice of American cheese, rolled up in a piece of white bread.

Gennessee Cream Ale.

Car camping.

Televised female roller derby.

Was just thinking today about introducing my kid to the magic of making "donuts" at home. Take a tube of pillsbury biscuits, fry them, and shake in powdered sugar or cinnamon.

 
1 slice of white bread, spread cheese wiz liberally on one side, crush a bunch of Lays original chips, can't be ruffled crap, sprinkle on top and enjoy. Love these sandwiches.

 
Mr. Ected said:
TheIronSheik said:
I love Mountain Dew and I'm not afraid to order it in public. As long as I know no one I know is around.
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I drink Mtn Dew also. My excuse is that I don't drink coffee, so I can get my dose of caffeine that way.
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:lol: That's exactly what I say, too.

 
I enjoy watching NASCAR on the weekend. I can even enjoy watching an XFINITY series race if it's at a fun track.

 
I often eat steaks, lamb, pork, etc. barehanded. It's usually during a break in yard work. I will only do it at home and only if my kids are not around, but my wife has caught me more than once.

Seriously perplexed about the guy whose wife judges him for drinking during yard work though. I have water too, but I thought the beer/yard work combo was the expectation. :shrug:

 
Forget mowing. I will set up a lawn chair, shirtless, with a cold beer in hand, to water dry spots in the lawn, moving my chair from spot to spot. It's usually a two beer job.

 
MAC_32 said:
I often eat steaks, lamb, pork, etc. barehanded. It's usually during a break in yard work. I will only do it at home and only if my kids are not around, but my wife has caught me more than once.

Seriously perplexed about the guy whose wife judges him for drinking during yard work though. I have water too, but I thought the beer/yard work combo was the expectation. :shrug:
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Yeah, women never drink wine or liquor while cooking.

 
Mookie said:
Forget mowing. I will set up a lawn chair, shirtless, with a cold beer in hand, to water dry spots in the lawn, moving my chair from spot to spot. It's usually a two beer job.
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that right there is the high life brohan take that to the bank

 
mquinnjr said:
MAC_32 said:
I often eat steaks, lamb, pork, etc. barehanded. It's usually during a break in yard work. I will only do it at home and only if my kids are not around, but my wife has caught me more than once.

Seriously perplexed about the guy whose wife judges him for drinking during yard work though. I have water too, but I thought the beer/yard work combo was the expectation. :shrug:
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:goodposting:

Yeah, women never drink wine or liquor while cooking.
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My wife doesn't ever drink. Comes from decades of being taught that alcohol is the devil.

I've just gotten the vibe from her and others that drinking beer while mowing is considered a white trash thing. It is really pretty rare around these parts...but again, I'm in a 90+% Christian suburban area. Noses are held high all over the place for all sorts of stupid stuff.

 
Mookie said:
Forget mowing. I will set up a lawn chair, shirtless, with a cold beer in hand, to water dry spots in the lawn, moving my chair from spot to spot. It's usually a two beer job.
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I also used to mix lawn chair sitting with watering and drinking. At my college house, my boys and I had a lawn chair in our shower so that you could sit and slam a couple cold ones down while the warm water rained down.

 
Al O said:
Mookie said:
Forget mowing. I will set up a lawn chair, shirtless, with a cold beer in hand, to water dry spots in the lawn, moving my chair from spot to spot. It's usually a two beer job.
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I also used to mix lawn chair sitting with watering and drinking. At my college house, my boys and I had a lawn chair in our shower so that you could sit and slam a couple cold ones down while the warm water rained down.
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:lmao:

Lawn chair in the shower definitely qualifies as WT.

 
I thought I understood the line. Now, I have no idea what makes one White Trash, verses just regular trash. Ive seen plenty of the minority folks doing most of these things. :shrug:

 
shuke said:
County fairs and crash up derbies.

Hot dog microwaved with a slice of American cheese, rolled up in a piece of white bread.

Gennessee Cream Ale.

Car camping.

Televised female roller derby.

Was just thinking today about introducing my kid to the magic of making "donuts" at home. Take a tube of pillsbury biscuits, fry them, and shake in powdered sugar or cinnamon.
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How dare you Shuke!

 
Jayrod said:
Drinking beer while I mow.

Total WT move, IMO, but I love it. I try to hide it from the family, but I've been caught by the wife. She just rolled her eyes at me.
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I think if you wear the hard hat/helmet thing that has cupholders and straws attached to it that its WT. But if you have a cooler sitting in the garage or wherever its ok.

 
Never tried to drink beer and mow with a push mower. I may have to give that a shot.. :excited:

I get my hair cut at Cost Cutters... That is inside a Walmart. :bag:

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Gr00vus said:
fantasycurse42 said:
Gr00vus said:
seahawk 17 said:
Slept with my step sister in high school.
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I think we have our winner.
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:goodposting:
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At least until someone ups the ante and admits to cousin lovin.
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I think step sister is still the winner, no?

Good chance you have lived with your step sister, odds are you haven't lived with a cousin.
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It's a tough call. At least you're not genetically related to your step sister, so I'd have to give the nod to cousin. There should probably be a pole set up to give us a binding determination.

 
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I have a friend that slept with his new step-sister. "New" meaning their parents just got married that day and he hooked up with her after the wedding. In their parents house. They woke up in the morning and the parents made them breakfast like it was no big deal.

Completely different scenario than growing up with the step-sister though.

 
Gr00vus said:
fantasycurse42 said:
Gr00vus said:
fantasycurse42 said:
Gr00vus said:
seahawk 17 said:
Slept with my step sister in high school.
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I think we have our winner.
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:goodposting:
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At least until someone ups the ante and admits to cousin lovin.
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I think step sister is still the winner, no?

Good chance you have lived with your step sister, odds are you haven't lived with a cousin.
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It's a tough call. At least you're not genetically related to your step sister, so I'd have to give the nod to cousin. There should probably be a pole set up to give us a binding determination.
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This shouldn't even be a question. Of course cousin is worse.

 
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