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Footballguy
You can't spell "crap" without "rap."
You had sneakers?I used to walk to school, 5 miles, every day, with worn out sneakers, in the snow.
going up the hill both waysI used to walk to school, 5 miles, every day, with worn out sneakers, in the snow.
Dammitgoing up the hill both waysI used to walk to school, 5 miles, every day, with worn out sneakers, in the snow.
That used to be the most recent Simpson quote I knewWe can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones
My mom was a travel agent (remember those!) and she received special discounted tickets to travel. When I was kid, they wouldn't let me on the plane because I was wearing shorts and we were on one of those special tickets.Air travel, stewardesses, budget cutters, undressed slobs, and enjoying a cigarette.
and i once killed a bear with a loose-leaf notebook.going up the hill both waysI used to walk to school, 5 miles, every day, with worn out sneakers, in the snow.
LuxuryYou had sneakers?I used to walk to school, 5 miles, every day, with worn out sneakers, in the snow.