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*Official Old White Guy Thread* Remember the good old days? (1 Viewer)

I remember when there weren't a million cars in the left lane going the same speed or slower as those in the 3 right lanes.

Its probably a good thing im going on vacation soon or I may choke somebody out.

 
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If they weren't so concerned about shaking hands and having dinner with each other after the game, they might hit somebody out there.

 
Back when Furley, shuke, Tanner, Norville Barnes, Andy Dufresne, Frostillicus, Brong, Peyton Marino, Moleculo, Knowledge Reigns Supreme, Popeye and the like were in their prime and this forum was a lot of fun. Also, Test Forum.

 
I remember when you could masturbate in the woods off a highway rest stop and not be jailed.

 
I remember when it was considered proper etiquette to burp at the dinner table. It showed you enjoyed your meal.

 
I remember when you could throw a beer can out your car window and not get pulled over by a policeman.

 
Remember when Styx was #1 on the charts? And every other band was a bunch of long haired white guys just like Styx? (Foreigner, Kansas, Journey, REO Speedwagon, etc.) ??

 
You say Justin Bieber-I say ACDC

You say Miley Cyrus-I say Led Zepplin

You say T-Pain-I say Slipknot

You say Flowers-I say?? Metallica

You say Pink-I say Iron Maiden

You? say Hip Hop-i say? shut the ---- up

You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!!

You say? hanah montana-i ------- punch you in the face

(stolen from some youtube comment)

 
Remember when you could throw Styrofoam outside without even a thought that you were helping to ruin the environment? Ahh, the good ol' days.

 
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I remember when lifting a tv set (with help of another person, of course) could really put some hair on your balls.

 
I remember when it was okay to walk around with a pants tent. Nowadays you'd get locked up.

 
Remember when you could go to a baseball game and the only negroes would be in the bathroom?

 
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones
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That used to be the most recent Simpson quote I knew

 
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Air travel, stewardesses, budget cutters, undressed slobs, and enjoying a cigarette.
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My mom was a travel agent (remember those!) and she received special discounted tickets to travel. When I was kid, they wouldn't let me on the plane because I was wearing shorts and we were on one of those special tickets.

 
i remember when you could work on a car and not have to be licensed by microsoft take that to the bank brohans

 
My mom handing me two quarters and telling me to go buy her a pack of smokes. The store would actually sell me the smokes.

Ahhh...The good ol' days.

 
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i remember when cagers wore real shorts and a belt and not short pants that come down lower than their socks take that to the bank brohans

 
I remember when Taco Bell (in LA!!) had pronunciation keys on its menu for all items. Taco (tah-co)

 
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