Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Hawk Harrelson came up with his most well-known calls -- "He gone", "You can put it on the board, YES!", etc., while he was drunk off his ###.
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GPJ's Trash Can: Bender is Our Sour Shoes (1 Viewer)
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Re: Caitlyn Jenner
I only consider somebody a women if I would stick my penis all in there.
I only consider somebody a women if I would stick my penis all in there.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
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Insoxicated
Brand whore.Depends
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
sometimes I LOL at the smurfs.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Do you think the Smurfs schedule out their Smurfette time or is there just like some random wheel that they spin every night.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Pretty sure they're all a bunch of homos and Smurfette is just Decathalon Smurf gone transgender
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Tim has gotta be looking at this thread title like "What the ####, why would you not post a post."
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
There's a subreddit dedicated to putting words on stock photos https://www.reddit.com/r/youdontsurf
The title comes from this http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/28/15/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-28324-1406574006-17.jpg
Oh some might be NSFW
The title comes from this http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/28/15/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-28324-1406574006-17.jpg
Oh some might be NSFW
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Crying over here.Officer Pete Malloy said:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
That's a leveraging opportunity, my friend.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
OPM - this #### should be in your thread about reddit, #######it
John Bender
Footballguy
I troll yard sale pages from across the country on facebook
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153245574962740&set=gm.1606665612936547&type=1&theater
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Insoxicated
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
John Bender
Footballguy
Literally been doing this for months.
My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm dying over here.Literally been doing this for months.
My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
AwesomeLiterally been doing this for months. My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Can I call in a BenderStrike on my town's garage sale page?
John Bender
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
####in Bender 
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
My wife is selling a ton of #### on Facebook
Would ask you to troll her but she just blocks anyone with a stupid question
Would ask you to troll her but she just blocks anyone with a stupid question
John Bender
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
Literally been doing this for months.
My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Get this...earlier I heard my wife say "I just love these essential oils"Frosty wife sells a bunch of stuff too.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
divorce imoGet this...earlier I heard my wife say "I just love these essential oils"Frosty wife sells a bunch of stuff too.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Balloon Head is right, you need to get the #### out.
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Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
I have 3 kidsdivorce imoGet this...earlier I heard my wife say "I just love these essential oils"Frosty wife sells a bunch of stuff too.
The oldest is 6
Cheaper to keep her
More please.Literally been doing this for months.
My favorite shtick is to ask people selling shoes if they have them in other sizes.
John Bender
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
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