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What's the dumbest thing you did while in school? (1 Viewer)
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Mors Venit
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SHIZNITTTT
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Fingerbanged a chick in Astronomy Class. Technically it was at the Planetarium, but it was in High School.
jerry jones
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Blew up a couple cherry bombs during the National Honors Society Assembly.....a week suspension, probably jail nowadays
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
I got high every day before class. No wait, that was college but now that I'm thinking about it I also did that all through high school. Anyways, what was the question?
Meatwad Reloaded
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Randomly shot people at a dance with a bb gun. Had it happened maybe three or four years later, jail for sure.
Koya
Footballguy
Let's see, for a 
I was pretty stupid at times.
Perhaps trespassing on State Property. Chino State Penitentiary to be specific. Were pulled over, bottles everywhere and two pledges wasted in the back (and about to be let go on said property), must have been billowing crappy weed out the windows. I was riding shotgun and we all got DAMN quiet.
When the Cop / Warden came to the window and saw we were just a bunch of idiot (and I do mean idiot) college kids he was like, do you know where the hell you are and promptly got us off the reservation in due speed. He didn't need this problem.
Dosing on LCD in Jerusalem and going to Bethlehem on Christmas (forget if it was eve, or day proper) was a bit out there as well, was amazing but certainly see where THAT could have gone wrong.
I was pretty stupid at times.Perhaps trespassing on State Property. Chino State Penitentiary to be specific. Were pulled over, bottles everywhere and two pledges wasted in the back (and about to be let go on said property), must have been billowing crappy weed out the windows. I was riding shotgun and we all got DAMN quiet.
When the Cop / Warden came to the window and saw we were just a bunch of idiot (and I do mean idiot) college kids he was like, do you know where the hell you are and promptly got us off the reservation in due speed. He didn't need this problem.
Dosing on LCD in Jerusalem and going to Bethlehem on Christmas (forget if it was eve, or day proper) was a bit out there as well, was amazing but certainly see where THAT could have gone wrong.
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Gottabesweet
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Finger blasted a chick under the table in HS.
Snorted Pretzel salt and sneezed it all over.
Dipped tampons In fruit punch and threw them at people. High School
Put milk in random lockers that weren't used and stunk up hallways. High school
Stole a kids set of every NFL teams unsharpened pencils in second grade.
Snorted Pretzel salt and sneezed it all over.
Dipped tampons In fruit punch and threw them at people. High School
Put milk in random lockers that weren't used and stunk up hallways. High school
Stole a kids set of every NFL teams unsharpened pencils in second grade.
Mr. Ected
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A couple of friends and I filled a bunch of water balloons one day and on the 'sleepover' that nite, we threw some at cars, and hung them from the telephone wires and dropped them like pendulums out into the street. Luckily it was a straight piece of road, but still looking back on it, stupid.
When a cop drove by and jumped out, we hid in the woods next to the road. It was dark, so there was no way he was going to see us. One bozo decided we should take off, and started to run. Cop saw that! Bozo.
All got pulled into cop car and brought into the station, we (parents) were able to negotiate it down to the three of us having to do some janitorial-type activities at the station, to see what a PITA we were to the police.
When a cop drove by and jumped out, we hid in the woods next to the road. It was dark, so there was no way he was going to see us. One bozo decided we should take off, and started to run. Cop saw that! Bozo.
All got pulled into cop car and brought into the station, we (parents) were able to negotiate it down to the three of us having to do some janitorial-type activities at the station, to see what a PITA we were to the police.
the moops
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Broke into my high school in the middle of the night while tripping on acid. Took bong hits in all our classrooms and in principals office. Played a game of basketball in the gym until morning and just walked into homeroom after that.
Actually, that was pretty awesome.
Stupidest thing was probably thinking nobody would open their damn mouth and blab on about it.
Actually, that was pretty awesome.
Stupidest thing was probably thinking nobody would open their damn mouth and blab on about it.
McGarnicle
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Wrote "sucks ##### for money!" under my chorus teacher's name on the sign outside of her classroom. I got ratted out and actually had to apologize to her. 
avoiding injuries
Footballguy
Drove severely intoxicated.
comfortably numb
Footballguy
your mom
KCitons
Footballguy
In college we came back from Christmas break to find a half a gallon of milk in our dorm fridge. (it had been unplugged for a couple of weeks). I went to the third floor shower room and poured the chunks over the radiator.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
fantasycurse42
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You must've gotten laid a lot. Randomly shooting people with a BB gun, so cool!
Officer Pete Malloy
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Kelly Kitchner
sports_fan
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I wish I had spent more time jacking off and less time worrying about stuff that stopped mattering the second I graduated
Meatwad Reloaded
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Says the guy who just casually shrugs his shoulders at killing off his own offspring!!!!
So cool!!!!
the moops
Footballguy
high school grades are overrated
ghostguy123
Footballguy
I was thinking high school grades are VERY important, while college grades are overrated.
Although, now that I think about it, I don't really hear many people claim that college grades are super important. Passing and graduating is obviously important.
ghostguy123
Footballguy
No idea why finger banging chicks is one here at all, let alone twice.
bentley
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ghostguy123
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If that is the dumbest thing someone did in school they must be some ####### super genius
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AAABatteries
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Is this during your school years or while physically at school?
Easily the dumbest thing we did was drive 100+ on an old back road with our headlights off.
Easily the dumbest thing we did was drive 100+ on an old back road with our headlights off.
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Bromigo
listen brohan i do not want to try and explain where babies come from to you but if they were two years apart they were not twins take that to the bank
Franknbeans
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dis some hallucinogenics and explored the tunnels underneath the school's auditorium on the 2nd to last day of my senior year.
Come to think of it, that was actually pretty fun.
Come to think of it, that was actually pretty fun.
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Insoxicated
Tough call... so many.
One night we used a 3 man slingshot to light up several spots around town with water balloons and yogurt cups.... parked in back of lot and fired from under cover behind a SUV. Nailed folks coming out of grocery stores.... lit up an outdoor patio at a restaurant with 2-3 quick shots...etc.
Then got bored and drove around lobbing the water-balloons into oncoming traffic. One destroyed the windshield of a truck and it spun around and started chasing us. We took off and went on a high speed chase through a neighborhood. After a few mins, the truck got on our ###, flipped high beams, and then turned off.
We thought we got away with it. Nope... 2am phone call. Turns out the truck was a sheriff off duty. He ran our plates and the lights were to get a head count in the car.
Only penalty was to replace his windshield ($30 each).
One night we used a 3 man slingshot to light up several spots around town with water balloons and yogurt cups.... parked in back of lot and fired from under cover behind a SUV. Nailed folks coming out of grocery stores.... lit up an outdoor patio at a restaurant with 2-3 quick shots...etc.
Then got bored and drove around lobbing the water-balloons into oncoming traffic. One destroyed the windshield of a truck and it spun around and started chasing us. We took off and went on a high speed chase through a neighborhood. After a few mins, the truck got on our ###, flipped high beams, and then turned off.
We thought we got away with it. Nope... 2am phone call. Turns out the truck was a sheriff off duty. He ran our plates and the lights were to get a head count in the car.
Only penalty was to replace his windshield ($30 each).
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I was the lookout guy outside the bathrooms while my friend was blowing up toilets.
Spike
Footballguy
Gotta disagree with this one and strongly enough for me to respond.ghostguy123 said:
I think college grades are super important because of what you need to do to get them. You're away (typically) and have to self-motivate to get the good grades. This, in many ways, can serve you well when you get to the working world because you then have to self-motivate to do well at work or you get fired. If you just skate through high school and college, and never learn to properly and persistently work hard, the chances that you'll suddenly learn to do so when you're in the working world lessen considerably.
Those learning/working habits are so essential.
tom22406
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Went streaking with a group of friends at the football game highly intoxicated.Luckily we had woods to escape into which was where we hid our clothes and never got caught,good times!
Got a BJ in science class during a film,####ed in the parking lot before, during and after school and got high in the smoking lounge(yes we had them back then)more times than I can remember.
Got a BJ in science class during a film,####ed in the parking lot before, during and after school and got high in the smoking lounge(yes we had them back then)more times than I can remember.
Spike
Footballguy
tom22406
Footballguy
I don't really remember if yoga pants were around back then but my guess would be she had on bell bottom jeans or just regular Levi's.
Also should add that on a field trip senior year of HS we went to D.C. for the day and I got high with our Spanish teacher near the Washington Monument.The trip basically was you are free to do what you want(roam the city)but just be back by a certain time.Somehow we all made it back alive.
belljr
Footballguy
We had girls wearing spandex shirts, they got banned.
Then college hit and baggy clothes were in. FML
Mors Venit
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tom22406
Footballguy
I was a student.The school set up an area for the students to have a place to go to for the purpose of smoking,it was located outside and had chairs and benches for us to sit so thus we named it the lounge.
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