Doctor Detroit

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Doctor Detroit last won the day on June 2 2017

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About Doctor Detroit

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    Please remove your headgear
  • Birthday April 29

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  1. Yeah, because identity politics is serious business I bet you're a HOOT at bar mitzvahs.
  2. At your own peril, no doubt.
  3. Matches Chet's logic save percentage. It exceeds the statistical chance of any Canadian team winning the Cup, especially the assh9le of the NHL: the Montreal Canadiens. A franchise so bad, that Chet had to jump on the Blackhawks bandwagon knowing he'd never see another cup in Montreal. Might as well become a Browns fan IMO.
  4. If you want to know how Squisy makes his way, here you go: Ingredients 1 cup mayonnaise. 1 tablespoon sugar. 1/4 cup creamed horseradish or 2 tablespoons fresh horseradish. 1/4 teaspoon of stupid Arby's, WE HAVE THE MEATS!
  5. No one takes you serious, thanks GROOT.
  6. Slowcal
  7. ...In a corresponding move, Michael Pineda has been placed on the 60-day DL to create space for Odorizzi on the Twins’ roster.
  8. Last time the Canadiens/Canada won the Stanley Cup, South Africa still had apartheid and VHS was all the rage.
  9. My best and only parenting advice is fart with your kids, as much as possible.
  10. I'm now 12% in cobalt and loving every minute of it!
  11. "Never trust the Anaheims." -Rusty Griswold
  12. Not saying it’s going to happen, but could you imagine the amount of Crow that would need to be eaten if Marte went 15/15? Not a lot since you took him in the 10th round when you could have had him five rounds later.