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  1. Enough that there's actually a phrase to describe someone wanting to cheat on someone after exactly 7 years. That's because you have no idea what you're talking about. A 16-year-old who breaks up with his girlfriend of a year is devastated, too, and was thinking about being with her forever. It doesn't mean that it's in any way comparable to a divorce. No, you broke up with your girlfriend. You're a narcissist, and you think your experience is deeper and more meaningful than other peoples' experiences in exactly the same position. You broke up with a girlfriend, albeit one you've been with for a long time. It will take time to get over. However, you never have to disclose on any legal documents that you were romantically involved with this person, you don't have to list "divorced" on everything you ever fill out, you don't have a no-longer-valid marriage license anywhere, you don't have to tell everyone you're ever with again "yeah, I've been married before," you don't have former in-laws, you don't have to decide what to do with your wedding ring, etc. It's a breakup. I'm sure it sucks. It's not a divorce. Everyone in this thread has been through a breakup. You have no idea what a divorce feels like, and you're just guessing that it's approximately as emotionally difficult and draining as your breakup. If you'd stop reacting completely inappropriately to approximately everything in your life, it wouldn't be more than just "breaking up with a GF." No. 16 needs this reality check.Gordon Gecko is sorely missed around here for threads like this.
  2. Not even necessary.He could've just unloaded on this fat chick in the bathroom.
  3. He doesn't know. She's currently in the next county over which has a different area code. So she can't afford the international call.Oh, Hawaii?If PT impregnates her there, will the child be a Hawaiian Citizen?
  4. Dude, we get it. You're starting a iRivalry. No need to start a slap fight in here. You don't believe him - heck, I don't really if I'm being honest. It seems like a huge leap from dolt to playa, but I'd rather keep the focus on dating stories and advice than watching you push him around Major is the Rex Ryan of the iDating thread. He talks so much #####, meanwhile the rest of us are out actually getting laid.Yeah, I just get with real world interaction. I prefer it b/c I'm more efficient and spread my seed as soon as a bird catches me scent. That being said, I think iDating will one day become about 15% of my portfolio. It's good as an appetizer. The problem with me is I have so many friends, admirers and business commitments that I don't have the time to take some random chick from a website out. I'm doing this strictly for schtick purposes and to see how the you geeks and pedophiles actually get laid.You've got an awful lot of time to post here considering how much you claim you are getting laid; almost as much posting as timschochet does while globetrotting.
  5. Yes.Just posted on your profile. Since your PM box is full.Need some help/guidance for the OKCupid profile.Sent you my profile. Not sure if it went through as fbg went down for a bit. As you can see, it's laughably easy. Spell things properly and don't list any problems in your life are the two biggest things. After that it all comes down to your preferences/personality. Were I in your shoes I'd mention something about Vegas, white water rafting, trip to Hawaii, loving basketball, certified LeBron hater, and ability to rock on the dance floor. Make yourself sound fun and/or you have your crap together. After that it's just a numbers game. There's nothing special about any of the women until you get to know them. They think the same of you. You're one of the many. Cast a wide net.Thanks. Helps a lot as I didn't know how crazy/non-serious the tone should be. Also was wondering about the format/length an it seems like bullet style points vs. A paragraph is better.Will finally get crackin on this tonight and start firing away messages.I don't get it. I thought you knew what you wanted and it was Alyssa?Why are you bothering trying to hook up if you know who you want to be with?It takes two to tango.I'm willing to give it a 2nd go with her, but if she decides she doesn't wans to be with me or it doesn't feel right then I'm prepared to move on. All I wanted was a 2nd chance.This is do or die. The dialogue has been opened, my feelings are known, ball is in her court but the time on the clock is running out. There's no turning back now. Either we get together or I move on forever. :lmao: Should've known this was another emo Asian kid when he started saying offdee and woz's advice on women were good.Oh well.
  6. Stop being a ##### and ask her out on a date.I did and she said more or less said no. It wouldn't it seem desperate to try again so soon? Next time we meet up, I plan on asking her in person or the following day.In that case, don't waste any more of your time on her and move on. If a girl is interested she'll let you know and there are too many girls out there to bother with one that isn't.Agreed. That's why I won't go out of my way to party in her area or hunt her down. However, it doesn't hurt to keep her in contact and hang out with her. If there's nothing there between us, her friends are pretty cute as well.This is the best way to play this at this point. Send her a message and ask her specifically about one of her hot friends by name. If she has any interest, this will stoke the flames. Make it seem like you've been keeping in touch with her only to try and gain traction with one of her friends. Be specific about one friend...don't make it a blanket statement about her whole group.You're welcome.Sounds like a plan.FFS..... it's NOT a plan. Why are you listening to offdee? I believe it has been confirmed that user 'offdee' is a homosexual. Quit taking his heterosexual dating advice.You've lost leverage and it's going to be too much work to get attraction back.Move on.
  7. Wrong. She simply did not find enough incentive/attraction to leave them for you.You let way too many non-obstacles become obstacles. Stand the #### up for yourself. You'll come off as way more masculine simply by doing this than by picking fights. You're right for the most part but just needed to corrrect one thing: I did not pick a fight. I said "excuse me" in the nicest way possible with no malice. Dude was the one that escalated the situation. Starting fights in clubs is one of the dumbest things to do. Nothing good ever comes from it. "excuse me" in the club? Are you serious?Anything less than walking away or moving on in a crowded club means you are ready to throwdown.
  8. Wrong. She simply did not find enough incentive/attraction to leave them for you.You let way too many non-obstacles become obstacles. Stand the #### up for yourself. You'll come off as way more masculine simply by doing this than by picking fights.
  9. You generally played this whole chick wrong, but you not being able to counter her when she said the bold part doomed you.You could've played it off as if one or two friends will join you (surely I don't need to tell you what to do so that you eventually are alone w/ her?) at this place. You let her know some particular interesting detail about this stupid bar and you insist on checking this place out.... with her and your friends. Anything to get her out and potentially alone w/ her. Stick to the text game, you aren't fast enough on your feet for the phone game at this point. Care to explain and help a brother out? Also, I agree not being able to talk myself out of that one was tough.Other guys here have covered it, but it's generally that you have zero comebacks for anything she says. This is doubly bad for you because you are 5'6 .Look, being short isn't a big deal, but you have to DOMINATE in some other way if you can't do it via height or good looks or money. Didn't you have a old man (or some other "father" figure) to teach you none of this #### when you were young?
  10. You generally played this whole chick wrong, but you not being able to counter her when she said the bold part doomed you.You could've played it off as if one or two friends will join you (surely I don't need to tell you what to do so that you eventually are alone w/ her?) at this place. You let her know some particular interesting detail about this stupid bar and you insist on checking this place out.... with her and your friends. Anything to get her out and potentially alone w/ her. Stick to the text game, you aren't fast enough on your feet for the phone game at this point.
  11. Can't believe I haven't gotten a beta key after signing up since the very beginning. If any FBG isn't using theirs, I would love to get some time in before release...
  12. Yankees gotta be hating this right now. Missed out on Crawford and Werth because they put all of their energy in getting Lee. Now this.
  13. Let me guess....you married your high school sweetheart. :confused: