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DaVinci

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  1. Don’t forget about the jug band music!
  2. You watch too much otter porn. That’s what a real otter looks like.
  3. That’s the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.
  4. Does your TV or device have a web browser? I watch on a browser on my XBox.
  5. Amish stand-up is in a Dark Age. Maybe you could be just what they need.
  6. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
  7. Dark mode doesn’t work well with emoticons. Not a fan.
  8. I’m allergic to seaphood.
  9. If you live in a hurricane or tornado prone area, consider building out of concrete. I lived on Okinawa where we would get hit by several typhoons each year. Damage was minimal because most of the buildings were concrete.
  10. I got one of these about 2 years ago. License, 2 credit cards, debit card, insurance card, a little cash, and 2 house keys. Although now I also carry around an allergy card in Korean since we moved to Koreatown. My father has carried a folding wallet 3”-4” thick for as long as I can remember. No wonder he walks with a limp.
  11. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
  12. The nearest player is at least 10 yards away. If you kick a line drive at him, the opposing team will have a few seconds to freely recover the ball before your players can converge.
  13. The Onside Kick is the name of my Dropkick Murphys tribute band.
  14. I typed it into Waze wrong and ended up at Area 15.
  15. They just sent me an invoice for next month. Glad I didn’t spring for the full year.
  16. I’d wear gloves, eyewear, and occasionally a dust mask.
  17. Guys who think wearing appropriate protective gear when mowing the lawn is “dorky”
  18. I've got Footballguys and Blackeyedjoe.com shirts from the early 2000s. The Blackeyedjoe shirt is nearly transparent now.