"Ok, Mr FBS football player. We know that your life is very busy, what with lifting, practice, meals all planned and prepared for you, going to one of your 2 or 3 classes this term, being shot up with growth hormone, having your tutor do your homework, and sexually experimenting with a different coed every week. You must be exhausted. But we have a proposition for you: if you could play two more games between now and January 10th, but if you played in them it meant you had a chance to win a national championship, would you choose to play those extra games? On national tv? With a billion people watching?"
"Where do I sign, sir?"