Things that only happen in Florida:
1) A guy goes for a swim in a Florida lake, and instead of coming up for air, the water pushes his head into the bottom of the lake and drowns him.
2) A couple of guys in the parking lot of the local restaurant get a bit drunk, and when they take a ####, the toilet releases, spilling a large portion of the contents over the front of their pants, which quickly gets washed away.
3) A guy walks into a nightclub in Florida and immediately starts playing with some women's boobs.
4) A man who was doing some kind of shady deal walks into a local bar and starts buying drinks. A young waitress sees him and tells him to stop, but he continues to buy drinks. When he walks out, he gives her the drinks he bought and tells her to get a good night's sleep. She wakes up, finds out that she's pregnant, and she gives birth