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About AhrnCityPahnder

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    You thought you saw me with a wig on, at 7-Eleven
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  1. This week, a guy who sits near me had his Slack notifications too loud. I went over there all scorched earth and I was like "hey Jeff, can you turn that down?" My style isn't for everyone but we'll see who thinks they can beep and chime above an acceptable volume next time.
  2. There's a racial aspect and some pretty bad history being called "boy". For a group of white guys, "what'll it be, boys?" sounds like the server is just trying to be chummy. For a group of black guys, it could be seen as chummy but it also most definitely may not be taken that way. You can complain about PC culture and pine for everyone to have thicker skin, but if you're in the service industry you absolutely should be aware of how your words land on the people who are directly responsible for a large part of your compensation.
  3. I'm just worried about all my mother's new sexual exploits. She's been pretty tame since I stopped logging onto xbox Live, but I'm afraid a platform this large will really open my eyes to all the terrible things people seem to be doing with her.
  4. I get it. But, outside of being a zit-faced angsty 14 year old, I could probably say the same about most points in my life. at 6 I was crushing it on my Atari had neighborhood friends and was happy as a pig in ####. at 19 I was in in college having all the fun that should entail. It was great. didnt want it to end. at 25 I had just started dating the future MrsAhrn, and it was great. lock me right there and I'd be happy. ~30 I got married and bought a house and had a pair of dogs and life was great. at 38 we had a kid and life was great. Nowadays watching my boy grow up and seeing him tune into the world is great and I wouldn't trade it for anything. Point is, I don't know what 5,10,20 years down the road will bring but I have no reason to believe it won't be similarly rewarding. disclaimer: this may be the most pollyanna post I've ever typed out in my FBG career. I better go throw a puppy in the sewer and step in front of a moving bus on the way home just to keep karma in check.
  5. You have a loving family. You have (from what I can see from afar) healthy, happy girls growing up. You can afford amazing new toys and experiences. You should have the potential to be able to retire young (or at least, not-old). You're likely going to have grandkids down the road. You'll have people to change your diaper when you start peeing yourself in in about 4 years. Oh Boo-hoo, you don't get to chase after bar sluts anymore. Boo-hoo, it's been 12 years since you took @Righetti to the hospital because he knocked out 6 teeth after faceplanting when a sweet ### Warrant song came on at some jabronie's wedding. Cheer up GB OATS. It's what you make of it.
  6. You havent lived until you've hated King Joffrey.
  7. I eat two dozen eggs a week easily. sometimes more. COME AT ME, SCIENCE.
  8. Lmao. Jorge is not playing games here. ”I’m doing my interview and this hooligan comes by saying some stuff, like ‘July, get your ### kicked in July, July!’” Masvidal said. “I go ‘Maybe bro, whatever, because maybe I wanna kick your ### in April. Maybe I don’t wanna wait until July. Maybe I don’t want to fight you in a prize ring because you’re not worth the training camp, I’ll just fight you here because you’re a scrub.’ You know?” ”So I tell him to just say it to my face like a man,” he continued. “You’re saying it and walking away? We’re both men, and as I’m walking to him I got my hands behind my back to signal to him that I’m not looking for problems. But he put his hands up like this and he walks towards me. Well ... where I’m from if you do that you’re going to punch me in the face and that’s not going to happen.” ”You are what you are, you’re just a loser in life, man,” Masvidal finished. “You’re not going to get a hit off on me. So I had to give him the three piece with the soda and then just glide out of there, you know?
  9. Just caught the end of this card now. All this. I've been a Masvidal honk for a long time now. Love seeing him get a huge win like this.
  10. you need some better influencers imo
  12. Someone in the Steelers subreddit pointed out that this is some of the best lowkey trolling ever. its no coincidence that the pic is a TD catch by JuJu in Oakland, while Antonio stands there watching. A+