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  1. :lmao: OMG! The only thing that would have made this better was if the kids were in the backseat. Matter fact, a video of you eating anything with the kids cheering in the background would be an automatic winner. It may also involve a call from Child Protective Services, but it would be good for at least a few votes. My sons are down with the Eat-Off. They absolutely LOVE the fat man with the giant cookie and told me that they would vote for him over me.As much as they liked my video effort, they still can't believe another man ate cereal with beer. Shuke blew their mind.
  2. Whichever ad firm Pizza Hut is using needs to catch swine flu and fall into the Pacific after an earthquake. The "JACKPOT" commercials were bad enough, but I've got a real problem with their new spot. In this new commercial, Pizza Hut management secretly 'TAKES OVER' a famed hot wings establishment in some anonymous town. The patrons are served hot wings by the same staff, chug the same beers and watch a multitude of televisions planted all over the walls. They look happy eating their wings, as evidenced by the plethora of high fives and ear-to-ear grins the wings plant on their faces. Then, all of a sudden....****BREAKING NEWS****....Somebody of stature and great importance grabs the mic to ask "How did you like the wings???" He is met with cheers and applause "WE LOVE THE WINGS, IMPORTANT GUY!!!". And then...THE BIG REVEAL!!!!11 "Would it surprise you to learn that these wings are actually....PIZZA HUT WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!" Though I can't be certain, I think I saw one guy gag himself in the corner before the commercial fades to black. I don't know where to start here. First of all, Pizza Hut is using the old, tired 'blind taste test' concept, which has been done to death (and better, I might add) by others. Second, they want us to believe that a restaurant allowed them to clear out the joint furtively, and give them carte blanch to sell exclusively their food items. Because we all know that every person who goes to a hot wings joint orders nothing - NOTHING - but hot wings. Nobody ever orders a salad or a chicken sandwich or a burger. No, people just order hot wings and nothing but hot wings. Lastly, Pizza Hut expects the viewer to believe that the patrons were STUNNED to learn that Pizza Hut could actually produce tasty hot wings. Is that the message they should be sending? That people are shocked to discover a food company can do more than just make pizza? That they can branch all the way out into hot wings? As if chicken wings require a culinary PhD from France to produce? Hasn't Dominos been pushing hot wings for years? If that purveyor of puke can do it, why would citizens be surprised to learn Pizza Hut can master the feat?
  3. Great commercial. And you can't honestly be serious about "no wonder this country is a wreck". seriously...he wants to #### the plumber (who could have an STD) so bad, that he breaks down and pours dog food into the toilet right in front of his wife?He has a great point here, Shuke.I do like looking at the hot plumber, though....so it's not my least favorite commercial. But Hack seems to have you outgunned in this one.
  4. "No menu needed!""Have you heard about our never-ending pasta bowl?""Wait a minute..."[laughtrack]"BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA"I love the whole concept of a "never-ending pasta bowl". Is there a cheaper and more filling food to offer "all you can eat" than pasta?Yeah, I'm with you. Pasta can be so heavy and when it hits the gut, it hits it hard. Can't imagine needing several helpings.I've been to Olive Garden before, but it's been years and I can't remember anything about it. Is there anything they offer than anyone would want endless of?
  5. "No menu needed!""Have you heard about our never-ending pasta bowl?""Wait a minute..."[laughtrack]"BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA"
  6. Thoughts on the Sprint commercial, featuring a smack-talking "Tracy Palmer", decked out in her Steelers garb...sure love to run this commercial during football. Also curious on the OP's thoughts of the ubiquitous Olive Garden commercials, where black and white families dine together and laugh hysterically at each other's witty banter.
  7. Are you completely missing Golic's horrible "BURGERS, PIZZA........POT ROAST!!! REAL FOOD FOR REAL GUYS!" or is that on a different commercial spot?
  8. Two is all you can buy. That's right, folks.. the Amish have set a strict limit on how many you can buy. And remember, when you buy the handsome wood enclosure, the fireplace is free. A writer got paid to actually pen that. I love this country. Now imagine the pitchman was Billy Mays or Vince.You can't pair those guys up with the Amish. Well, pairing up Billy Mays with anyone right now would be weird. But the Amish deserve a straight-laced, no-nonsense, serious business pitch man like the one they have."Strict Limit"....I'd like to see Vince serious business that line.
  9. Two is all you can buy. That's right, folks.. the Amish have set a strict limit on how many you can buy. And remember, when you buy the handsome wood enclosure, the fireplace is free. A writer got paid to actually pen that. I love this country.
  10. The guy at 0:23 FTW.I know he's smart because he wears a turtleneck with glasses.
  11. Serve it with Fritos. And what time can I come over to have some?
  12. This is one of the best threads on the FFA right now. Not sure if anyone has mentioned this one or not and I doubt many of you have seen it unless you watch some upper level cable stations like the ever wild Ivestigation Discovery Channel or the ultra hip Biography Channel, but the Bare Minerals commercial gives me homicidal rages. It airs nearly every commercial break, is probably 90 seconds long and the chicks in there are as obnoxious as they are ugly. "Bare Minerals IS my miracle." "It's easy to talk about something you love and I LOVE Bare Minerals!" Die. Oh, and now that winter approaches, I think it's high time to unleash the fine craftwork that is . These things go GREAT with mobile homes. And I think after I've seen this commercial for the ten thousandth time, I might buy one. I certainly can't buy more than two, for that's my limit!