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Otis last won the day on March 7 2016

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  1. Facebook marketing is killing me. I can't tell you how many of the world's best slippers and scotch glasses I've bought from there in the past 2 months. By the way, they're all terrible and overpriced. BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME. MY CREDIT CARD KNOWS NO BOUNDS
  2. Top 5 all-timers are allowed to do basically whatever they want. And besides I'm Joe's John Hancock away from owning this forum. He'll sell it to me just before it becomes completely and entirely irrelevant in the wake of Twitter. But #######it I'll have a glorious time as the sun is setting.
  3. There's something to be said for clean, positive living. Don't get me wrong, I'm hammered to the breeze right now. But I admire what you're doing, and I'll be riding your coattails and getting some inspiration. You're going to lose 20lbs and feel like a new man, tons of energy and positivity. Your girl and your whole family lifting you up. You go, brother. Keep doing you.
  4. BRB, the cheap Brut is empty. Firing up the prosecco.
  5. Seriously, the dragon has to be WAY ####### faster than the stupid dog. Just saying.
  6. Just got my 1,160th LinkedIn connection. I don't know any of these ####### people.
  7. Daughter #2 going bananas because Daughter #1 is saying that her stuffed Dragon "Lightning" is faster than Daughter #1's stuffed dog "Zero." It all sounds magical from the O-study. Crap, glass empty. RELOAD
  8. #######it I bet that's a good party.
  9. My girls are fighting and screaming at each other in the next room but I swear it sounds like Mozart right now.
  10. Not sure what will last longer: Flynn as National Security Advisor, or this drunken bender.
  11. You do whatever you can do.
  12. This is eye opening. All these years I was getting blitzed on beer and scotch and red wine. It's like I was living in black and white in the first part of the Wizard of Oz. NOW I'M SEEING IN COLOR.
  13. Mrs. O loaded; Otis getting lucky tonight Otis children all eating Chef Boyardee tonight. That or CPS coming to take them for the night. I'm good either way.
  14. Crap these bottles of Gm go fast.