Joe Summer

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  1. Accounting for both longevity and impact: 1. Will Farrell 2. Eddie Murphy 3. Phil Hartman 4. Dana Carvey 1. Tina Fey 2. Kristen Wiig 3. Molly Shannon 4. Kate McKinnon 1. Steve Martin 2. John Goodman 3. Tom Hanks 4. Alec Baldwin My rankings are mostly based on "who made me laugh so much that I talked about the skit with my friends for weeks afterwards". It's difficult to rank the early cast members because they made their biggest impact in the movies. Eddie Murphy is an exception to that rule, however -- but that just shows you how much of an impact Murphy had on our culture in 1982-84. There was no bigger SNL star before or after.
  2. "And I would like you to officially mention 'wiretap data used in inquiry of Trump aides'. OK? 'Wiretapped data used in inquiry of Trump aides.' OK? Can you possibly put that down?" .... Future Trump tweet: "I am vindicated! Time magazine reported that I was wiretapped!"
  3. I had an online "friend" who died last week, and his name was Jason.
  4. Is Tommy's real name Jason? :r-o:
  5. This thread needs some Ministry Of Pain to reach its full potential.
  6. Republicans were expecting "We are not investigating anyone involved in the Trump campaign".
  7. Ever since the board upgrade, I can't get the quote function to work. Have to do it manually.
  8. Cowboysfan: Two obvious reasons come to mind: 1. the new headline is shorter. 2. the new headline is more provocative. Those are two basic facets of Journalism 101. Again, I don't understand why Trump supporters would want to promote this story. It makes the Trump administration look bad, and it makes Trump supporters look dumb (for failing to recognize the difference between "legal" and "illegal").
  9. rajbk: If the WaPo didn't want people to know that immigrants receive food stamps, wouldn't they have pulled the story instead of just changing the headline? Also, why would Trump supporters want to publicize this story in the first place? It's all about the Trump administration going after legal immigrants (much like they are going after legal residents who are Muslim).
  10. So, the owner of one of the most prominent Fantasy Football websites on the internet is suggesting that I watch videos made by a guy who promotes a conspiracy theory which claims that an American company is the secret cause of numerous mass shootings. Did I get that right?
  11. packersfan: Same guy who wagged his finger at the liberal press for having the audacity to bring up George W. Bush's "youthful indiscretions". (i.e., doing cocaine in his 30s)
  12. In a span of an hour this morning, Trump retweeted Fox 3 times and Breitbart once...and also managed to spell Lá fhéile Pádraig wrong.
  13. I hear that Higgs would love to volunteer for Meals On Wheels, if only the government would allow it.
  14. Can one of the mods please create a macro that automatically moves all of the bickering to the Trump Supporters thread? HellToupee could use the page count boost. TIA.
  15. Oh that's a bummer.