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  1. One time I was leaving a neighborhood bar in Jax Bch around '92, it was last call around 1:45. When I walked out to my truck there was a guy much bigger than me slapping around his girlfriend in the parking lot. I went to my truck and grabbed my 34" Louisville Slugger and went in between them with it held high and told him if he touched her again I was swinging for the fences. In the meantime I was yelling to a crowd that had gathered to call 911. He backed down and left but I was ready to smack him.
  2. I bought 4 metal straws about a year ago. I'm proud to say I have not lost one of them and drink from my metal straw every drink every day.
  3. I live close to Homosassa, there is a great new huge tiki bar there: Crumps Landing.
  4. Does he hang around with the vacuum on? We had a Siamese that reached her 20's that went deaf around age 16-17. She loved to be vacuumed. Most of other cats hit the trail when the vc comes out.
  5. It’s more about you can’t kick an indigent out to die in the street.
  6. My first thought as they exited the stage is, “these are all good people.”
  7. @realDonaldTrump Stock Market is heading for one of the best months (June) in the history of our Country. Thank you Mr. President! 6:11 AM - 25 Jun 2019 3rd person back patting. Amazing!
  8. Employment numbers would skyrocket if he'd just fill the vacated White House/Gov jobs.
  9. Oops, mixed up my Bundys. Baseball on the brain mixed with Oregon militia.
  10. Meanwhile, Dylan Bundy's militia is recruiting and expanding in preparation to defend the senators on the lam. Reminds me of the Blue Oyster Cult song, "I'm on the lam but I ain't no sheep!"
  11. Carroll writes that the Donna Karan coat-dress she wore that day “still hangs on the back of my closet door.” Why would she save this coat-dress? She said he pulled down her "tights" and there has been no mention of any DNA?
  12. "Iran just made a very big mistake." We just went from hyperbole to ambiguity.
  13. I had lunch with him in Tallahassee about 7 years ago. I was in a Destin Forward 9 month leadership class that taught you all about the inner-workings of small town politics, tourism and infrastructure. The class culminated with a trip to Tally to see the state house and senate in action. He joined us for lunch and I came away thinking "what a #####", his political career paved by his father- another lifetime politician. He managed to escape trouble with a DUI. Okaloosa County is extremely red/right and he rides it's coattails with his famous Trumpian quote, "Pres Trump is as popular as oxygen in my district". As someone mentioned above, his oversized head would make a great punching bag!
  14. Anyone remember this marooned island story by SK? His last few diary entries, barely comprehensible, indicate that Pine has sliced off and ate everything below his waist, as well as his ears, and drools uncontrollably as he ponders which body part to consume next. The diary entries end when he cuts off his left hand to eat. ("lady fingers they taste just like lady fingers").