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This pretty much sums up the perils of online dating and why a chic’s profile pics have to be highly scrutinized in offdee like fashion.

Thanks OP for posting this. I had a ####ty day at work yesterday and just saw this. The posts have cheered me up. Between my wife and three girls living in the house I’m grossly outnumbered and try my best. Here are my top two: Definitely not turning off lights is the one that drives me nuts. Happens everyday. When I told my wife to turn the lights off one time she told me she thought that it was cheaper to keep the lights on because turning them off and on uses more electricity than having them constantly on. Thank goodness for LED bulbs. The other is not putting the cordless phone handsets back in the stands. This happens all the time. Not just one but all three of them. Phone will ring and I have no idea where the damn handset is. One time the wife called and I never answered. She asked why I didn’t answer and I said if the handset is where it was supposed to be I would have. She asked me why I didn’t look for it. I told her I shouldn’t have to because it should be in the stand. This past week we found out one is missing - can’t find it and the battery must have died because we have tried listening for it to ring and have heard nothing. Of course I keep telling her we don’t even need a house phone these days but that’s a whole other issue....

Well on a positive note at least they didn't lose any more games this weekend.

I think you need a united front with Logan - you, the wife, and SIL would have to all explain to him that he needs to start doing something with his life and address the girlfriend situation. If he sees a weak link in the chain, such as the SIL, not caring about what he does, I think he's just gonna keep floating through life without a care until something happens that makes him care (pregnancy, bills to pay but no job, etc). The SIL needs to play a role in getting her son to turn his life around, you can help with that but not do it yourself.

MRX

Rondon - four hitters, four K’s.

Wife and I both have full time jobs. We have a house cleaner that comes biweekly. College aged girl that others in our neighborhood use. Although we have a house cleaner the wife still has us pick up and tidy up around the house the night before so it isn’t “too dirty” for the house cleaner. . I always tell her that’s the point of paying for the house cleaner. My friends say their wives do the same thing so it has to be embedded in the female genes somehow.

For my 40th my wife asked if she could take me for a long weekend to an unknown location to celebrate my birthday. She did all the planning and I had no clue where we were going until we got to the airport and she handed me a plane ticket and a book she made showing our itinerary. Ended up going to Scottsdale at a time share her parents allowed us to use and we also spent time visiting Sedona and the Grand Canyon over the weekend. She is turning 40 this June and I am doing the same thing for her. She knows we are going away for a long weekend but has no clue where and what is planned. I am going to take her to Nashville. We have never been there - only driven by- so we both wanted to go back someday without kids. She likes country music too. Right now I have her faked out thinking we are going to Las Vegas so the surprise plan is working for now.

Fixed.

MSU homer too and I agree with every word of this.

Does anyone know when this opens in 2019? All I hear is the year without any more specifics as to when. Family and I are going down in April next year and would love to visit if it’s open.

Hitler didn’t commit suicide in the bunker. He escaped to Argentina and lived long after the end of WWII.

She’s harvesting his organs as we speak.

Kachinsky is a judge now? Wow. I wonder how he pulled that off. I thought he had been disbarred.

Blazing Saddles