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Ron Swanson

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Ron Swanson last won the day on October 30 2019

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  1. Thanks for the reminder. Been meaning to listen to this since it came out.
  2. Last year, I got in an Uber after a few beers. Nice young foreign fella as a driver. Couldn't understand a word of what he was saying. Smiled and nodded and proceeded to dick with my phone while I waited for him to start driving. I was probably posting here. Maybe a minute later I got an alert on my phone that my Uber would be arriving in 1 minute. Ooops. No wonder he kept jabbering and wouldn't drive.
  3. half a rat was my dwarf buddies mouserat cover band back in high school.
  4. This reminds me of when Ty Cobb was being interviewed later in life. Interviewer: "Mr. Cobb, what do you think you would hit against today's pitchers?" Ty Cobb: "Probably around .325". Interviewer: "Really, why so low? Your career average was .366". Ty Cobb: "Because I'm 70 ####### years old, that's why".
  5. Go on the offensive. It's actually fun. Take a page out of The Sheik's book. "Yeah, well, we still have worth it".
  6. So the old modem just had a VOIP adapter built in. You just need a separate ATA/VOIP Adapter and configure it to work with the VOIP service you have.
  7. Here it is. Looks like you can get it in CA but only from a Pro. Worth every penny. This is similar to the bait station I have.
  8. I've been through this. I've tried all the traps and tricks and ultimately hired an exterminator after a ####### rat ate the wiring in my oven and I had fireworks and a re-wiring job when I turned it on. When he told me he first wanted to try a bait station I balked because of the dying in the walls thing. He explained that the poison actually makes them very thirsty so in most cases they die outside the house searching for water. It worked. I've been rat free for a couple years and still keep the thing loaded. Never had one die in the house. It's one of those commercial dealies that you see outside of restaurants and it takes poison pellets that go on rods inside of it. Frankly, it works too well to be legal in CA.
  9. Pretty much exactly my process as well and it turns out great every time.
  10. The whole ones shouldn't really be a concern. It's the cheek wash of middle America that keeps me away.
  11. Huh. Musta been a different guy with a KC Royals avatar. My apologies.
  12. Didn't you already quit your job? Aren't you the guy that left his facilities manager job in a fiery whimper?
  13. After hosting a super bowl party, then a week vacation, and then a week of business travel, I was not in a hurry to get on the scale this morning. I was pleasantly surprised that I actually managed to lose a half a pound. So no complaints here and back to grinding out the diet a little better. I think it worked out OK because while I didn't follow my strictest diet I still didn't go totally nuts. I drank beer, but only light beer. I ate sandwiches but only grilled fish sandwiches, etc. Still tracking and restricting calories every day and limiting them by healthier eating combined with regular workouts and a focus on a more active lifestyle. So, total down 16.5 pounds since 01.06.20