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***Howard Stern*** (5 Viewers)

Any person that has no problem exploiting mentally challenged individuals, who can not defend themselves nor understand how they are being used, is a serious #####. (IMO) I wouldn't give that ### the time of day.
Umm hes not exploiting them. Theyre all making a ton of money on appearances, have there own careers and websites. Stern gave them a great opportunity in life. They probably make more money than you. How is that exploiting them?
 
Any person that has no problem exploiting mentally challenged individuals, who can not defend themselves nor understand how they are being used, is a serious #####. (IMO) I wouldn't give that ### the time of day.
While he's done some exploitation....he's also helped a few of them out as well.Crackhead Bob, Bettlejuice and Gary the ###### have come along way in life thanks to Stern. He's made them some money along the way as well.

 
Any person that has no problem exploiting mentally challenged individuals, who can not defend themselves nor understand how they are being used, is a serious #####. (IMO) I wouldn't give that ### the time of day.
Have you ever actually listened to the show or do you base this on what people have told you?
 
Any person that has no problem exploiting mentally challenged individuals, who can not defend themselves nor understand how they are being used, is a serious #####. (IMO)  I wouldn't give that ### the time of day.
Umm hes not exploiting them. Theyre all making a ton of money on appearances, have there own careers and websites. Stern gave them a great opportunity in life. They probably make more money than you. How is that exploiting them?
:goodposting:
 
Any person that has no problem exploiting mentally challenged individuals, who can not defend themselves nor understand how they are being used, is a serious #####. (IMO)  I wouldn't give that ### the time of day.
Have you ever actually listened to the show or do you base this on what people have told you?
He probably never lsitened yet thinks 60% of it is crap.
 
I just bought the portable sirius today after learning TALK RADIO IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR ONLINE LISTENING only music. I took back the starmate and exchanged it. I am going to try and register it when I get off of work so I can listen to the first day of Bubba the love Sponge. For those of you who have not heard of him he is better than Stern.
Not sure Bubba is better than Stern, but he's certainly better than Don and Mike :thumbup:
 
Any person that has no problem exploiting mentally challenged individuals, who can not defend themselves nor understand how they are being used, is a serious #####. (IMO)  I wouldn't give that ### the time of day.
Have you ever actually listened to the show or do you base this on what people have told you?
He probably never lsitened yet thinks 60% of it is crap.
I have seen his show on tv before. There is an episode where he has mentally handicapped people bowling, totally making fun of them. I've seen another where he has a mentally handicapped person doing disgusting pranks for him, totally exploiting a person who doesn't have the mental capacity to defend himself or understand that he is being used. Ya so, to answer your question, I've seen him exploiting the mentally handicapped for money. Bravo Howard, Bravo............

 
Stern fan but don't have Sirius. I'm starting a tradition though...1) Download the day's show from bitorrent in the evening.2) Transfer to my USB key in the A.M.3) Take to work and listen to the previous day's show on headphones. :thumbup:

 
I just bought the portable sirius today after learning TALK RADIO IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR ONLINE LISTENING only music. I took back the starmate and exchanged it. I am going to try and register it when I get off of work so I can listen to the first day of Bubba the love Sponge. For those of you who have not heard of him he is better than Stern.
Not sure Bubba is better than Stern, but he's certainly better than Don and Mike :thumbup:
I hear Bubba for teh first time this week, he's ok. h e had a few good bits. If you need something to listen to from 4 to 6 check out BreuerUnleashed on 104. Top notch.
 
Any person that has no problem exploiting mentally challenged individuals, who can not defend themselves nor understand how they are being used, is a serious #####. (IMO) I wouldn't give that ### the time of day.
Have you ever actually listened to the show or do you base this on what people have told you?
He probably never lsitened yet thinks 60% of it is crap.
I have seen his show on tv before. There is an episode where he has mentally handicapped people bowling, totally making fun of them. I've seen another where he has a mentally handicapped person doing disgusting pranks for him, totally exploiting a person who doesn't have the mental capacity to defend himself or understand that he is being used. Ya so, to answer your question, I've seen him exploiting the mentally handicapped for money. Bravo Howard, Bravo............
But you prob. didn't read the other post saying that the people he is "exploiting" make money for showing up for differant apperances. So if by Stern providing with them with money that prob. wouldn't be able to get in the real world he is exploiting them then so be it.
 
I just bought the portable sirius today after learning TALK RADIO IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR ONLINE LISTENING only music.  I took back the starmate and exchanged it.  I am going to try and register it when I get off of work so I can listen to the first day of Bubba the love Sponge.  For those of you who have not heard of him he is better than Stern.
Not sure Bubba is better than Stern, but he's certainly better than Don and Mike :thumbup:
I hear Bubba for teh first time this week, he's ok. h e had a few good bits. If you need something to listen to from 4 to 6 check out BreuerUnleashed on 104. Top notch.
Thanks. I tuned into it a couple weeks ago and he had a fill-in. I forgot he was coming back on the 9th.Breuer is hilarious.

 
I just bought the portable sirius today after learning TALK RADIO IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR ONLINE LISTENING only music. I took back the starmate and exchanged it. I am going to try and register it when I get off of work so I can listen to the first day of Bubba the love Sponge. For those of you who have not heard of him he is better than Stern.
Not sure Bubba is better than Stern, but he's certainly better than Don and Mike :thumbup:
I hear Bubba for teh first time this week, he's ok. h e had a few good bits. If you need something to listen to from 4 to 6 check out BreuerUnleashed on 104. Top notch.
I checked him out a long time ago and was really annoyed by his constant cackling. I'll try him again on your recommendation.
 
Those who have actually heard Stern on Satallite...whaddya think? Any better/worse now that he's officially unleashed?

 
Those who have actually heard Stern on Satallite...whaddya think? Any better/worse now that he's officially unleashed?
I like it. I like the fact its not one big curse fest. He still goes for the funny like saying poopy instead of ####. Sure he'll drop and f' bomb once in a while but for the most part its kept clean(for him).
 
Those who have actually heard Stern on Satallite...whaddya think? Any better/worse now that he's officially unleashed?
Mucho better. The sky's the limit. Can't wait for the next broadcast. Seriously. Takei is comedy gold. Artie has let his guard down.

 
Those who have actually heard Stern on Satallite...whaddya think?  Any better/worse now that he's officially unleashed?
Mucho better. The sky's the limit. Can't wait for the next broadcast. Seriously. Takei is comedy gold. Artie has let his guard down.
Oh Myyyyyyyyyyyyy...
 
Those who have actually heard Stern on Satallite...whaddya think? Any better/worse now that he's officially unleashed?
It's been good but they haven't gotten in a real groove yet. Mostly they've been discussing their new surroundings and screwing with George Takei (who is hilarious, btw). Once they start involving the callers and doing the old games it will be a riot.
 
Takei is a regular now?
No, just for this week. They claim he is the official announcer for the show but I don't think he's signed past this week, unfortunately. Given his hilarious presence though I would expect him back quite often as a guest.
 
Those who have actually heard Stern on Satallite...whaddya think? Any better/worse now that he's officially unleashed?
As of now, it is not better. They are really still feeling things out. Fred doesn't have that many of his sound effects. Artie seemed like he was a little afraid to jump in. He is really raunchy in his stand-up, which is funny, but I think he was nervous about jumping in and being over the top. Then he'd burst out to compensate (IMO) and it sounded forced. Today, he sounded more in the flow.I like it without the language restrictions because Howard can just flow with his train of thought. It's not all cursing, but occasionally there is a curse or some graphic language but he doesn't have to slow himself down to get it out.

 
Those who have actually heard Stern on Satallite...whaddya think? Any better/worse now that he's officially unleashed?
I like the fact that they haven't changed the formula of the show. It's all the same except it has a much more loose, free-flowing feel to it. You can really tell they're having a lot more fun. I'm really digging having the west coast feed and even listened a little last night while in the car.

Hey, did you hear that Shaun, Beetlejuices manager, suffered a serious stroke? That's messed up. I think they said he's like 38 years old.

I can see Beetle taking this real hard.

 
Is anyone listening right now? They're doing the revelations currently.

I had to leave my car for my office after the first one though.

Someone please post them as they go.

The first one was:

The guy who cheated on his wife and got busted is:

Scott the engineer
 
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Is anyone listening right now? They're doing the revelations currently.

I had to leave my car for my office after the first one though.

Someone please post them as they go.

The first one was:

The guy who cheated on his wife and got busted is:

Scott the engineer
The guy who cheated on his wife and got busted is: Scott the EngineerPerson who hid in the bathroom closet and pleasured himself as their cousin and aunt used the toilet: Sal the Stockborker (Big surprise there)

That's all I heard.

They spent a lot of time on Scott. Apparently, the girl he fooled around with was young (20 yrs old) and tapped the two of them together. I believe it was a voice recording, not video. When Scott tried to break it off she sent the tape to Scott's wife. I'm sure the tape will end up in Stern's hands at some point.

 
Is anyone listening right now? They're doing the revelations currently.

I had to leave my car for my office after the first one though.

Someone please post them as they go.

The first one was:

The guy who cheated on his wife and got busted is:

Scott the engineer
The guy who cheated on his wife and got busted is: Scott the EngineerPerson who hid in the bathroom closet and pleasured himself as their cousin and aunt used the toilet: Sal the Stockborker (Big surprise there)

That's all I heard.

They spent a lot of time on Scott. Apparently, the girl he fooled around with was young (20 yrs old) and tapped the two of them together. I believe it was a voice recording, not video. When Scott tried to break it off she sent the tape to Scott's wife. I'm sure the tape will end up in Stern's hands at some point.
Follow (HULK)'s lead and put the revelation in white for now plz....no need to spoil for those on the west coast, etc.
 
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Results so far

Here are the results so far:

(and if you missed the first half, you have less than 24 hours to go out and find a SIRIUS Satellite Radio and get it hooked up)

1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me...

THE FANS:

Gary 22.90%

Scott 21.45%

Fred 20.70%

VINNIE: SAL

And the revelation belongs to: SCOTT

2. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom...

THE FANS

Sal 29.11%

Benjy 12.52%

Richard 11.00%

VINNIE: BENJY

And the revelation belongs to: SAL

3. In the last year, I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion...

THE FANS:

Jason 33.72%

Benjy 22.54%

Artie 13.36%

(Richard 4.35%)

VINNIE: SAL

And the revelation belongs to: RICHARD

4. I think I'm addicted to porn - I jerk off twice a day and prefer to masturbate than have real sex...

THE FANS:

Richard 25.07%

Sal 20.86%

JD 13.78%

(Jason 9.73%)

VINNIE: RICHARD

And the revelation belongs to: JASON

5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn...

THE FANS:

Richard 40.78%

Sal 11.09%

Howard 10.11%

(JD 9.94%)

VINNIE: ARTIE (although he did say he almost picked JD)

And the revelation belongs to: JD

TUNE IN TO HOWARD 100 TOMORROW MORNING TO HEAR THE REST - SO FAR HOWARD, ROBIN, FRED, ARTIE AND BENJY HAVE NOT HAD THEIR SECRETS REVEALD.

6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear...

THE FANS:

Artie 24.02%

JD 15.08%

Jason 15.28%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to:

7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables...

THE FANS:

Robin 29.17%

Richard 21.48%

Benjy 14.55%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to:

8. I have a half-sister I've never met and don't want to...

THE FANS:

Fred 31.44%

Robin 26.91%

Scott 7.60%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to:

9. I've had cosmetic surgery...

THE FANS:

Howard 39.74%

Robin 22.49%

Fred 10.46%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to:

10. A guy once blew his load on my chest...

THE FANS:

Benjy 28.88%

Richard 18.56%

Robin 16.85%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to:

11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and when I woke up in the hospital, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals...

THE FANS:

Artie 43.18%

Fred 13.65%

Benjy 7.07%

VINNIE: And the revelation belongs to:

 
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Stern fan but don't have Sirius. I'm starting a tradition though...

1) Download the day's show from bitorrent in the evening.

2) Transfer to my USB key in the A.M.

3) Take to work and listen to the previous day's show on headphones.

:thumbup:
I did not know that was an option!I went to bittorrent & dowloaded the software.

I'm missing something here though.

How do you listen to a show? I searched and found the show from Friday but I don't hear anything after downloading the file.

TIA

 
Im starting to get the feeling this is set up a little. Half of them are done and not one has been of the big 5 (howard,robin,fred,artie,gary).

 
Results so far

Here are the results so far:

(and if you missed the first half, you have less than 24 hours to go out and find a SIRIUS Satellite Radio and get it hooked up)

1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me...

THE FANS:

Gary 22.90%

Scott 21.45%

Fred 20.70%

VINNIE: SAL

And the revelation belongs to: SCOTT

2. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom...

THE FANS

Sal 29.11%

Benjy 12.52%

Richard 11.00%

VINNIE: BENJY

And the revelation belongs to: SAL

3. In the last year, I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion...

THE FANS:

Jason 33.72%

Benjy 22.54%

Artie 13.36%

(Richard 4.35%)

VINNIE: SAL

And the revelation belongs to: RICHARD

4. I think I'm addicted to porn - I jerk off twice a day and prefer to masturbate than have real sex...

THE FANS:

Richard 25.07%

Sal 20.86%

JD 13.78%

(Jason 9.73%)

VINNIE: RICHARD

And the revelation belongs to: JASON

5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn...

THE FANS:

Richard 40.78%

Sal 11.09%

Howard 10.11%

(JD 9.94%)

VINNIE: ARTIE (although he did say he almost picked JD)

And the revelation belongs to: JD

TUNE IN TO HOWARD 100 TOMORROW MORNING TO HEAR THE REST - SO FAR HOWARD, ROBIN, FRED, ARTIE AND BENJY HAVE NOT HAD THEIR SECRETS REVEALD.

6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear...

THE FANS:

Artie 24.02%

JD 15.08%

Jason 15.28%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to: GARY

7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables...

THE FANS:

Robin 29.17%

Richard 21.48%

Benjy 14.55%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to: ROBIN

8. I have a half-sister I've never met and don't want to...

THE FANS:

Fred 31.44%

Robin 26.91%

Scott 7.60%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to: FRED

9. I've had cosmetic surgery...

THE FANS:

Howard 39.74%

Robin 22.49%

Fred 10.46%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to: HOWARD

10. A guy once blew his load on my chest...

THE FANS:

Benjy 28.88%

Richard 18.56%

Robin 16.85%

VINNIE:

And the revelation belongs to: ARTIE

11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and when I woke up in the hospital, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals...

THE FANS:

Artie 43.18%

Fred 13.65%

Benjy 7.07%

VINNIE: And the revelation belongs to: BENJY
 
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Heard them all except for those last 2. I wouldve bet they were the other way aroundLove to hear the stories

 
Heard them all except for those last 2. I wouldve bet they were the other way around

Love to hear the stories
Artie got involved in a 3-way back in his Mad TV days and as he was trying to extricate himself from the situation because he didn't feel comfortable, the other guy did the same from the shared partner and blew it in Artie's direction. Apparently, he only got a little on his sweatshirt and was about to go ballistic on the guy but was told by his buddy that he should probably just leave the house because there might be some gun play.
 
I couldn't listen past the Robin one.For Howard's revelation, can someone be more specific as to what it was? Is it as lame as I'm guessing it is?

 
I couldn't listen past the Robin one.

For Howard's revelation, can someone be more specific as to what it was? Is it as lame as I'm guessing it is?
Slight nose job and a very gay procedure to remove a 2nd chin
 
Good stuff. Poor Artie ...I guess I haven't listened enough in the last couple of years, because I'm not too familiar with a lot of the people involved in the first day revelations.

 
I couldn't listen past the Robin one.

For Howard's revelation, can someone be more specific as to what it was?  Is it as lame as I'm guessing it is?
Slight nose job and a very gay procedure to remove a 2nd chin
Thats WEAK. I'm sure Robin tore him apart for it.
 
I knew he was the one that had cosmetic surgery. When I saw him before the revelations I thought he looked like he did.

 
I couldn't listen past the Robin one.

For Howard's revelation, can someone be more specific as to what it was? Is it as lame as I'm guessing it is?
Slight nose job and a very gay procedure to remove a 2nd chin
Thats WEAK. I'm sure Robin tore him apart for it.
Tore him apart is an understatement. She had him so pissed/flustered, he went completely silent more than once, and threatened to leave the studio and go tell his story on the gay/lesbian channel
 
I couldn't listen past the Robin one.

For Howard's revelation, can someone be more specific as to what it was? Is it as lame as I'm guessing it is?
Slight nose job and a very gay procedure to remove a 2nd chin
Thats WEAK. I'm sure Robin tore him apart for it.
Tore him apart is an understatement. She had him so pissed/flustered, he went completely silent more than once, and threatened to leave the studio and go tell his story on the gay/lesbian channel
That was hillarious, she wouldnt let up. :boxing:
 
Stern fan but don't have Sirius.  I'm starting a tradition though...

1) Download the day's show from bitorrent in the evening.

2) Transfer to my USB key in the A.M.

3) Take to work and listen to the previous day's show on headphones.

:thumbup:
I did not know that was an option!I went to bittorrent & dowloaded the software.

I'm missing something here though.

How do you listen to a show? I searched and found the show from Friday but I don't hear anything after downloading the file.

TIA
Anyone?
 

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