I just walked by the Five Guys near me and not a soul in the place. 1:30pm. The Chipotle that's a few doors down had a line of about 15 people. It was so dead in Five Guys I thought it might be closed so I pulled on the door a little just to see if it would open. It does open a crack **and I hear at least three guys who were working behind the counter yell "ONE TOUCHING THE DOOR!!!!!" It completely startled me so I let go of the door handle and scurry away. I'm about 15 steps down the sidewalk and I hear a guy come bursting out of the place calling after me. "Sir! Sir! Please come back in. We didn't mean to scare you! Sir!" I give him the "I'm good" wave and continue walking. The guy won't stop calling after me and now he's running. Now I'm freaked out so I start running. We go about a block and a half almost full sprint and he's gaining on me, still screaming "Sir! Sir! Please stop!" I start noticing these projectiles flying by my head. It takes me a few seconds to figure out what they were and what they were were peanuts! Guy is whipping peanuts at me! They start hitting me in the shoulder, the legs, the back of the head, all over my body. This is my Nam, I'm thinking. One catches me perfectly in the back of the neck and must've nicked my spinal chord because everything goes numb and I fall to the ground. Guy calls over a few other workers, they scoop me off the ground and carry back to Five Guys. I'm like "why the hell are you guys doing this?" but I can't speak, I'm just giving them that kind of look. They carry through the door at which point other workers inside yell "LIMP BODY IN THE DOOR!" They plop me on a chair, put some peanuts in my lap and slide me over to the register. Guy behind the register asks how I'm doing today. I don't answer. Anyway, I got the bacon cheeseburger and regular fries. $15.75!!!!
**story made up from this point on