Driving home from visiting family for Christmas, we had to stop for a bathroom break. I went with my 6 year old son and waited while he did his business, and then noticed that he was wiping with his left hand.I asked, "Do you always use your left hand when you wipe?"He answered matter-of-factly, "Yeah, 'cause I use my right hand all the time when I eat, so I do all the gross stuff with this hand. Like I pick my nose with my left hand, too."
AwesomePart of my 8 year old daughters homework today was to decorate the name tag for her desk. She just showed me her work and instead of the peace sign she accidentally put the Mercedes symbol. The "awesome" apple does not fall far from the "awesome" tree.
Your awesome apple doesn't fall far from your awesome tree, either.I walk into the family room with my 5 yo son on Saturday. My wife has flipped the channel to some ice skating thing. My son looks at it and says "Is that a guy or a girl" (The dude was wearing the requisite flowery costume). When my wife replies "That's a man", my son says "Oh... where's his husband?"
Your awesome apple doesn't fall far from your awesome tree, either.I walk into the family room with my 5 yo son on Saturday. My wife has flipped the channel to some ice skating thing. My son looks at it and says "Is that a guy or a girl" (The dude was wearing the requisite flowery costume). When my wife replies "That's a man", my son says "Oh... where's his husband?"
I walk into the family room with my 5 yo son on Saturday. My wife has flipped the channel to some ice skating thing. My son looks at it and says "Is that a guy or a girl" (The dude was wearing the requisite flowery costume). When my wife replies "That's a man", my son says "Oh... where's his husband?"
Sweet J said:Ok, I'll share. Wife and I were having a conversation in the front street about some neighbors. She mentioned that they go to United Church of Christ.My 5 year old girl says from the back seat, "Momma, you said a bad word!"My 8 year old then pipes in: "I'm pretty sure it's only bad when Dad says it."
Your 8 y.o. is a smart one.Sweet J said:Ok, I'll share. Wife and I were having a conversation in the front street about some neighbors. She mentioned that they go to United Church of Christ.My 5 year old girl says from the back seat, "Momma, you said a bad word!"My 8 year old then pipes in: "I'm pretty sure it's only bad when Dad says it."
Someone's been watching Sid the Science kid.My 4 1/2 year old had a non sequitur gem the other day:
"Daddy, you know what's in my nose?
Boogers and molecules."
No way!I've got one to add:We drove by a nasty car crash last week, which had a car upside-down, and on fire. Mrs. Liquors told my daughters (3 and 7) to say a prayer for those that were involved. Our 7 yo says her prayer out loud "I hope everyone in the accident is safe, and that they had good comprehensive insurance .
Thank you for alleviating my sense of deja vu. My daughter and I were watching that episode last week so now I know why that line sounded familiar.Someone's been watching Sid the Science kid.My 4 1/2 year old had a non sequitur gem the other day:
"Daddy, you know what's in my nose?
Boogers and molecules."
Your son is awesome!Took the kids to breakfast this morning. As we were leaving we walked by a young couple. Guy had long hair and the girl was really pretty. My son decides there was something wrong with this picture and said the following...Trev: (looks at girl and then guy) How did you get her? Cut your hair, man.Guy: Girl: Me: McKayla: Trev: ETA: Also... On our way to the truck....Trev: Look at me. I have long hair because I want to look like my girlfriend. (in girl voice)Me: :shakeshead: Get in the truck, boy.Trev: What?McKayla:
Thank you. He tends to draw attention everywhere he goes. I am not exactly sure where he gets most of what he says.Your son is awesome!Took the kids to breakfast this morning. As we were leaving we walked by a young couple. Guy had long hair and the girl was really pretty. My son decides there was something wrong with this picture and said the following...Trev: (looks at girl and then guy) How did you get her? Cut your hair, man.Guy: Girl: Me: McKayla: Trev: ETA: Also... On our way to the truck....Trev: Look at me. I have long hair because I want to look like my girlfriend. (in girl voice)Me: :shakeshead: Get in the truck, boy.Trev: What?McKayla:
"working late" a lot these days?My oldest last night: "Gee Daddy, thanks for coming home."
Something like that."working late" a lot these days?My oldest last night: "Gee Daddy, thanks for coming home."
Last year my 3 year old pulls open the shower curtain and proceeds to ask me "Do you know how to crank that Soulja boy"? I almost killed myself from laughing so hard in the shower. Big props to his 20 year old auntie for teaching him that garbage.
Took the kids to breakfast this morning. As we were leaving we walked by a young couple. Guy had long hair and the girl was really pretty. My son decides there was something wrong with this picture and said the following...Trev: (looks at girl and then guy) How did you get her? Cut your hair, man.Guy: Girl: Me: McKayla: Trev: ETA: Also... On our way to the truck....Trev: Look at me. I have long hair because I want to look like my girlfriend. (in girl voice)Me: :shakeshead: Get in the truck, boy.Trev: What?McKayla:
I demand pics before I ascertain whether you're kid is funny or not.Bankerguy said:Last year my 3 year old pulls open the shower curtain and proceeds to ask me "Do you know how to crank that Soulja boy"? I almost killed myself from laughing so hard in the shower.
Big props to his 20 year old auntie for teaching him that garbage.
SJ96: Aw F###!Peter: F###, f###, f###, f###, f###, f###. FUUUUUUU##! SJ96: Uh...hey Peter what sound does a duck make?Peter: QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Quack! Quack! Quack!SJ96: hew:
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!I demand pics before I ascertain whether you're kid is funny or not.Bankerguy said:Last year my 3 year old pulls open the shower curtain and proceeds to ask me "Do you know how to crank that Soulja boy"? I almost killed myself from laughing so hard in the shower.
Big props to his 20 year old auntie for teaching him that garbage.
Easy there, bud. Don't pop a vessel.PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!I demand pics before I ascertain whether you're kid is funny or not.Bankerguy said:Last year my 3 year old pulls open the shower curtain and proceeds to ask me "Do you know how to crank that Soulja boy"? I almost killed myself from laughing so hard in the shower.
Big props to his 20 year old auntie for teaching him that garbage.
Easy there, bud. Don't pop a vessel.PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS!!!!I demand pics before I ascertain whether you're kid is funny or not.Bankerguy said:Last year my 3 year old pulls open the shower curtain and proceeds to ask me "Do you know how to crank that Soulja boy"? I almost killed myself from laughing so hard in the shower.
Big props to his 20 year old auntie for teaching him that garbage.
Conversation in the car last night:(leading up to this we had been talking about my nephew who is now two 1/2, and what he ate as a baby.)4 yo daughter: Where does the milk come from?Me: The mommy makes it in her body.6 yo son: Yeah, when you get bigger and get married you'll have a baby and it will suck on your boob and get milk.4 yo daughter: Really?Me: (trying not to laugh) He's right.4 yo daughter: Ewww
Kid doesn't mince words does he?Conversation in the car last night:(leading up to this we had been talking about my nephew who is now two 1/2, and what he ate as a baby.)4 yo daughter: Where does the milk come from?Me: The mommy makes it in her body.6 yo son: Yeah, when you get bigger and get married you'll have a baby and it will suck on your boob and get milk.4 yo daughter: Really?Me: (trying not to laugh) He's right.4 yo daughter: Ewww
My mom does this too. When my youngest boy was just starting to talk, just under 2, he was in the back seat of my moms car one day along with his then 4 year old brother. As they drove past McDonalds he called out excitedly "ACK DONALDS! GO ACK DONALDS!"He says it a couple of more times and when my mom continues to ignore him he says to his brother Austin (who has my mom wrapped around his little finger) in a very authoritative voice, "AUTIN, Ack Donalds."Doesn't read nearly as funny but believe me, hearing a less than 2 year old boss his big brother into bossing nan was priceless.My wife was driving with my daughter (~3 at the time). A car with Indiana plates throws a coffee cup from the car, and my wife honks and says, "If you want to litter, go back to Indiana."My daughter then says, "Can you litter in Indiana?"My MIL has written down funny things my kids have said since they started talking. I read the notebook over the break, and it's priceless.
Front bum....oh jeebus.Talking at work today with some of the guys and one told a story of how years ago when his daughter was little she stayed at her Aunt's house for a sleepover. She walked in the bathroom as the Aunt was getting into the shower and when she got home she told her parents that her "Aunties front bum had grown a beard!"