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My son has picked up a funny little saying a few days ago. I keep telling him to stop saying it.So we are at the grocery store yesterday and while waiting in line, he sneaks under the adjacent chekc out lane and picks up the "price check" phone.ME: Cal, get out of there.Cal: Ok, ok, don't hit me.Clerk:The really funny thing is that he sounds like Joe Pesci when he says it.
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I used to play on occasion, but life got too busy for it. I have clubs, but honestly, I am not very good. :kickrock:Both the kids play golf with their dad on occasion. They actually prefer to go to the driving range.
Me to 6yo daughter this am: Did you squeeze a quarter tube of toothpaste in the toilet?6 yo: yesMe: Why?6 yo: I was going to the bathroom and didn't want to smell it.
Me: What does a cow say?Her (20 months): Moooooo.Me: What does a birdie say?Her: Teet teet!Me: What does Flava Flav say?Her: Boyeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mine (21 months)...Bob: "What does a rooster say?"Her: "c@ck"MIL:Me to 6yo daughter this am: Did you squeeze a quarter tube of toothpaste in the toilet?6 yo: yesMe: Why?6 yo: I was going to the bathroom and didn't want to smell it.
"What happened to the "'doodle-doo?'"
um no it's a dolphin. Where did you learn humpback whale?
Oh yes, we have heard the chinchilla references as well. We have Dora and Diego to thank for those.Someone turned a switch on with my daughter (2.5). She used to say things here and there - do all the animal sounds etc but recently she doesn't stop. I think her moving in with the older kids at daycare has done it.The other day we're going through one of her books. There was a dolphin. me: Do you know what that is?her: humpack whaleme:
No I meant where was the funny part?
yep...2.5 year old son a while back...Oh yes, we have heard the chinchilla references as well. We have Dora and Diego to thank for those.Someone turned a switch on with my daughter (2.5). She used to say things here and there - do all the animal sounds etc but recently she doesn't stop. I think her moving in with the older kids at daycare has done it.
The other day we're going through one of her books. There was a dolphin.
me: Do you know what that is?
her: humpack whale
me:um no it's a dolphin. Where did you learn humpback whale?
her: dolphin. OK
So now she knows the difference between a dolphin and "humpback whale". She never says just whale. It's always humpbackwhale. No matter what.
Looking at her animal book
her (pointing): dolphin
me: yes
her (pointing): humpback whale
me: yes, very good
a couple pages later
me: Oooh look at the little mouse
her: Daddy, that's chinchilla
me:
*thinking* WTF is a Pygmy Marmaset?
yep...2.5 year old son a while back...Oh yes, we have heard the chinchilla references as well. We have Dora and Diego to thank for those.Someone turned a switch on with my daughter (2.5). She used to say things here and there - do all the animal sounds etc but recently she doesn't stop. I think her moving in with the older kids at daycare has done it.
The other day we're going through one of her books. There was a dolphin.
me: Do you know what that is?
her: humpack whale
me:um no it's a dolphin. Where did you learn humpback whale?
her: dolphin. OK
So now she knows the difference between a dolphin and "humpback whale". She never says just whale. It's always humpbackwhale. No matter what.
Looking at her animal book
her (pointing): dolphin
me: yes
her (pointing): humpback whale
me: yes, very good
a couple pages later
me: Oooh look at the little mouse
her: Daddy, that's chinchilla
me:
Him: Dad that squirrel is eating the bark!
Me: No buddy...squirrel's eat nuts, not bark.
Him: Oh, only Pygmy Marmasets eat bark.
Me:
I hear ya. And big props to my homeboy Mike Rowe, I knew what an alpaca was when my little girl brought that one up!
Guess you had to be there. When he said women instead of woman, I found it funny.
Guess I am easily amused.
For $800 I'll tell you.yep...2.5 year old son a while back...Oh yes, we have heard the chinchilla references as well. We have Dora and Diego to thank for those.Someone turned a switch on with my daughter (2.5). She used to say things here and there - do all the animal sounds etc but recently she doesn't stop. I think her moving in with the older kids at daycare has done it.
The other day we're going through one of her books. There was a dolphin.
me: Do you know what that is?
her: humpack whale
me:
her: dolphin. OK
So now she knows the difference between a dolphin and "humpback whale". She never says just whale. It's always humpbackwhale. No matter what.
Looking at her animal book
her (pointing): dolphin
me: yes
her (pointing): humpback whale
me: yes, very good
a couple pages later
me: Oooh look at the little mouse
her: Daddy, that's chinchilla
me:
Him: Dad that squirrel is eating the bark!
Me: No buddy...squirrel's eat nuts, not bark.
Him: Oh, only Pygmy Marmasets eat bark.
Me:*thinking* WTF is a Pygmy Marmaset?
McJose said:For $800 I'll tell you.wadegarrett said:yep...2.5 year old son a while back...JEB said:Oh yes, we have heard the chinchilla references as well. We have Dora and Diego to thank for those.belljr said:Someone turned a switch on with my daughter (2.5). She used to say things here and there - do all the animal sounds etc but recently she doesn't stop. I think her moving in with the older kids at daycare has done it.
The other day we're going through one of her books. There was a dolphin.
me: Do you know what that is?
her: humpack whale
me:
her: dolphin. OK
So now she knows the difference between a dolphin and "humpback whale". She never says just whale. It's always humpbackwhale. No matter what.
Looking at her animal book
her (pointing): dolphin
me: yes
her (pointing): humpback whale
me: yes, very good
a couple pages later
me: Oooh look at the little mouse
her: Daddy, that's chinchilla
me:
Him: Dad that squirrel is eating the bark!
Me: No buddy...squirrel's eat nuts, not bark.
Him: Oh, only Pygmy Marmasets eat bark.
Me:*thinking* WTF is a Pygmy Marmaset?
Freebie!McJose said:For $800 I'll tell you.wadegarrett said:yep...2.5 year old son a while back...JEB said:Oh yes, we have heard the chinchilla references as well. We have Dora and Diego to thank for those.belljr said:Someone turned a switch on with my daughter (2.5). She used to say things here and there - do all the animal sounds etc but recently she doesn't stop. I think her moving in with the older kids at daycare has done it.
The other day we're going through one of her books. There was a dolphin.
me: Do you know what that is?
her: humpack whale
me:
her: dolphin. OK
So now she knows the difference between a dolphin and "humpback whale". She never says just whale. It's always humpbackwhale. No matter what.
Looking at her animal book
her (pointing): dolphin
me: yes
her (pointing): humpback whale
me: yes, very good
a couple pages later
me: Oooh look at the little mouse
her: Daddy, that's chinchilla
me:
Him: Dad that squirrel is eating the bark!
Me: No buddy...squirrel's eat nuts, not bark.
Him: Oh, only Pygmy Marmasets eat bark.
Me:
Probably just repeating something he heard your wife say.
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"What about me?"
ad eye contact with girls: "No comment"
Family of 5 at Olive Garden ... if you know the typical layout, it is an aisle with "rooms" for table seating.We are leaving and walking the aisle and my son (8) walks through one of the dining areas instead - "short-cut" as he disappears in to the area.The rest of us are by the door and he hasn't shown up.I walk back through and he has his arms elbow out on the edge of a table and his chin resting on his hands in the middle - his rear end sticking out away from the table. Frustrated I head toward him thinking he is bothering someone ... I look to who is sitting there and its three better than average, not quite FBG hot, college girls. I slow down and listen in ...Girl 1: "You're cute"Son: "I know. You are too ..."Girl 2:
Seriously. You let your daughter go in a litter box?
Oh BUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!Family of 5 at Olive Garden ... if you know the typical layout, it is an aisle with "rooms" for table seating.We are leaving and walking the aisle and my son (8) walks through one of the dining areas instead - "short-cut" as he disappears in to the area.The rest of us are by the door and he hasn't shown up.I walk back through and he has his arms elbow out on the edge of a table and his chin resting on his hands in the middle - his rear end sticking out away from the table. Frustrated I head toward him thinking he is bothering someone ... I look to who is sitting there and its three better than average, not quite FBG hot, college girls. I slow down and listen in ...Girl 1: "You're cute"Son: "I know. You are too ..."Girl 2:
I mispoke.Seriously. You let your daughter go in a litter box?
So, are you going to tell his biological father this story? I'm sure he'd like that...Family of 5 at Olive Garden ... if you know the typical layout, it is an aisle with "rooms" for table seating.
We are leaving and walking the aisle and my son (8) walks through one of the dining areas instead - "short-cut" as he disappears in to the area.
The rest of us are by the door and he hasn't shown up.
I walk back through and he has his arms elbow out on the edge of a table and his chin resting on his hands in the middle - his rear end sticking out away from the table. Frustrated I head toward him thinking he is bothering someone ... I look to who is sitting there and its three better than average, not quite FBG hot, college girls. I slow down and listen in ...
Girl 1: "You're cute"
Son: "I know. You are too ..."
Girl 2:
Son: "No. You're hot."
Girls: :laughing:
Dad: "Ummm .. son?"
Son: "Uh oh ... gotta boogie." :snaps finger:
Girl 3: "Hey? What about me?"
Son: "I'd do ya ..." as walking away.
Dad:
Dad: "Where did you hear 'I'd do ya' before?"
Son: "Dad?! It's what cool people say to hot girls. Geez."
There was no way this conversation was geeting any better ... I dropped it.
So we are walking out to the truck ...
Girls: :Calling out to my son: "Goodbye ___!" :blowingkisses:
Son looks at me like - "Ha! Told you."
Wife slides her hand in her waistline :albundy: and looks at me - "Like father - like son"
Oh BUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!Family of 5 at Olive Garden ... if you know the typical layout, it is an aisle with "rooms" for table seating.We are leaving and walking the aisle and my son (8) walks through one of the dining areas instead - "short-cut" as he disappears in to the area.The rest of us are by the door and he hasn't shown up.I walk back through and he has his arms elbow out on the edge of a table and his chin resting on his hands in the middle - his rear end sticking out away from the table. Frustrated I head toward him thinking he is bothering someone ... I look to who is sitting there and its three better than average, not quite FBG hot, college girls. I slow down and listen in ...Girl 1: "You're cute"Son: "I know. You are too ..."Girl 2:
Oh BUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!Family of 5 at Olive Garden ... if you know the typical layout, it is an aisle with "rooms" for table seating.We are leaving and walking the aisle and my son (8) walks through one of the dining areas instead - "short-cut" as he disappears in to the area.The rest of us are by the door and he hasn't shown up.I walk back through and he has his arms elbow out on the edge of a table and his chin resting on his hands in the middle - his rear end sticking out away from the table. Frustrated I head toward him thinking he is bothering someone ... I look to who is sitting there and its three better than average, not quite FBG hot, college girls. I slow down and listen in ...Girl 1: "You're cute"Son: "I know. You are too ..."Girl 2:
- true story. Wife's sarcasm was just to shut me up before I said anything. (So she said.)
time go get Junior that camera phone, you know, so you parents can keep tabs on himFamily of 5 at Olive Garden ... if you know the typical layout, it is an aisle with "rooms" for table seating.We are leaving and walking the aisle and my son (8) walks through one of the dining areas instead - "short-cut" as he disappears in to the area.The rest of us are by the door and he hasn't shown up.I walk back through and he has his arms elbow out on the edge of a table and his chin resting on his hands in the middle - his rear end sticking out away from the table. Frustrated I head toward him thinking he is bothering someone ... I look to who is sitting there and its three better than average, not quite FBG hot, college girls. I slow down and listen in ...Girl 1: "You're cute"Son: "I know. You are too ..."Girl 2:
Double edged sword .... do I really want this kid to have a cell phone?time go get Junior that camera phone, you know, so you parents can keep tabs on himFamily of 5 at Olive Garden ... if you know the typical layout, it is an aisle with "rooms" for table seating.
We are leaving and walking the aisle and my son (8) walks through one of the dining areas instead - "short-cut" as he disappears in to the area.
The rest of us are by the door and he hasn't shown up.
I walk back through and he has his arms elbow out on the edge of a table and his chin resting on his hands in the middle - his rear end sticking out away from the table. Frustrated I head toward him thinking he is bothering someone ... I look to who is sitting there and its three better than average, not quite FBG hot, college girls. I slow down and listen in ...
Girl 1: "You're cute"
Son: "I know. You are too ..."
Girl 2:
Son: "No. You're hot."
Girls: :laughing:
Dad: "Ummm .. son?"
Son: "Uh oh ... gotta boogie." :snaps finger:
Girl 3: "Hey? What about me?"
Son: "I'd do ya ..." as walking away.
Dad:
Dad: "Where did you hear 'I'd do ya' before?"
Son: "Dad?! It's what cool people say to hot girls. Geez."
There was no way this conversation was geeting any better ... I dropped it.
So we are walking out to the truck ...
Girls: :Calling out to my son: "Goodbye ___!" :blowingkisses:
Son looks at me like - "Ha! Told you."
Wife slides her hand in her waistline :albundy: and looks at me - "Like father - like son"
you don't have to have it activated to use the camera, just make sure you get the data cable, so you he can transfer the pics to your his computerHTHDouble edged sword .... do I really want this kid to have a cell phone?time go get Junior that camera phone, you know, so you parents can keep tabs on him
Most of these have been funny and even hysterical ... this one takes the prize.
I walked away repeating "Boyyeeeeeeeee!!"
Nice. Maybe I should just give him a lapel camera?Honestly, he does like to talk to the girls, but I am hoping this was a rare day until he's older - much older. Please?you don't have to have it activated to use the camera, just make sure you get the data cable, so you he can transfer the pics to your his computerHTHDouble edged sword .... do I really want this kid to have a cell phone?time go get Junior that camera phone, you know, so you parents can keep tabs on him
Nice. Maybe I should just give him a lapel camera?Honestly, he does like to talk to the girls, but I am hoping this was a rare day until he's older - much older. Please?you don't have to have it activated to use the camera, just make sure you get the data cable, so you he can transfer the pics to your his computerHTHDouble edged sword .... do I really want this kid to have a cell phone?time go get Junior that camera phone, you know, so you parents can keep tabs on him
I hear ya, man, I was just ribbin' ya. I'm right there with you on that sentiment.
