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C'mon parents....stopped with the EFFed up names..

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

Don't see a problem with Jacob/Jake

That's the only one that passes muster?

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Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

I'm not down with the unisex names. This last year, in one class, I had 3 Taylors...2 boys and a girl. I also had a girl named Payton.

For some reason, I love the name Taylor for a girl. Could have something to do with Ms. Rain. ####. I think I just ruined the name.

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Men of the round table- is Kermit a good name for a guy?

Compared to Foozie or Gonzo?

sure.

fonzie too.

His real name was Arthur.

Close to making the list....

But Arthur is a normal name.

I wish I had had a second son so I could name him Attila - would that be abnormal? Good historic name and all.

It's normal but there's no need to use it when there are so much better names out there.....

But then Mrs. Johnson would never have named her little boy Arte.

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

I'm not down with the unisex names. This last year, in one class, I had 3 Taylors...2 boys and a girl. I also had a girl named Payton.

Damn......I didn't even think of Taylor being a boys name....

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

I'm not down with the unisex names. This last year, in one class, I had 3 Taylors...2 boys and a girl. I also had a girl named Payton.

:goodposting:

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

I'm not down with the unisex names. This last year, in one class, I had 3 Taylors...2 boys and a girl. I also had a girl named Payton.

For some reason, I love the name Taylor for a girl. Could have something to do with Ms. Rain. ####. I think I just ruined the name.

Taylor is good for a girl.....

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Mrs. B looked over my shoulder and reminded me I have a geologist friend who named his daughters Krista Lynn and Anna Molly....

Anomaly? Jeez.

Crystalline is just as bad.

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Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

I'm not down with the unisex names. This last year, in one class, I had 3 Taylors...2 boys and a girl. I also had a girl named Payton.

:goodposting:

A friend of mine has 3 daughters. Jordan, Blair, and Taylor. :rolleyes:

Good Lord.....

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

I'm not down with the unisex names. This last year, in one class, I had 3 Taylors...2 boys and a girl. I also had a girl named Payton.

:goodposting:

A friend of mine has 3 daughters. Jordan, Blair, and Taylor. :rolleyes:

I always liked Blair from "Facts of Life." Nothin' wrong with a little baby fat.

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Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb...on the fence with this one

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

:angry::ph34r:

Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.

You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys. :angry:

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

I'm not down with the unisex names. This last year, in one class, I had 3 Taylors...2 boys and a girl. I also had a girl named Payton.

Damn......I didn't even think of Taylor being a boys name....

Leslie has got to be the worst unisex name in th English language

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb...on the fence with this one

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

:angry::ph34r:

Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.

You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys. :angry:

Sorry..............

:lmao:

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb...on the fence with this one

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

:angry::ph34r:

Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.

You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys. :angry:

I believe Caleb means dog in Arabic.

Caleb ibn Caleb = dog, son of a dog.

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Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb...on the fence with this one

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

:angry::ph34r:

Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.

You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys. :angry:

I believe Caleb means dog in Arabic.

Caleb ibn Caleb = dog, son of a dog.

That's not a bad description of the little Caleb I know.

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Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

I'm not down with the unisex names. This last year, in one class, I had 3 Taylors...2 boys and a girl. I also had a girl named Payton.

Damn......I didn't even think of Taylor being a boys name....

Leslie has got to be the worst unisex name in th English language

Yeah....but it wasn't supposed to be a unisex name. Leslie Nielson's parents are a ####.....

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What about changing the spelling of a normal name say .........Mathew instead of Matthew

Changing or misspelling?

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What about changing the spelling of a normal name say .........Mathew instead of Matthew

This is a tough one because some people can't spell......

My friends' daughter = Kamryn.

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Was "Oil Can" a nickname they gave Oil Can Boyd?

Wasn't his real name Dennis?

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I just read that the traditional names are making a roaring comeback.

Joe, Jack, William, Phillip, Thomas are very popular now.

The Trevor, Travis, Hunter, Shanes are overused now.

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Surprised no one has piped up to tell the story about his brother who had two kids his class named Lemonjello and Oranjello.

Did know a few skankbags in high school that named their kids Kshe (after St Louis Rock Station) and Chevelle. :no:

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Surprised no one has piped up to tell the story about his brother who had two kids his class named Lemonjello and Oranjello.

Did know a few skankbags in high school that named their kids Kshe (after St Louis Rock Station) and Chevelle:no:

Makes as much sense as Camry. I've had 2 Camrys and one Kamrie over the years as students.

My mom's name is E320.

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Surprised no one has piped up to tell the story about his brother who had two kids his class named Lemonjello and Oranjello.

Did know a few skankbags in high school that named their kids Kshe (after St Louis Rock Station) and Chevelle:no:

Makes as much sense as Camry. I've had 2 Camrys and one Kamrie over the years as students.

Ever unable to stifle a laugh? I couldnt help but hear some of these names and say "Oh sweetheart, I'm so sorry." :no:

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb...on the fence with this one

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

:angry::ph34r:

Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.

You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys. :angry:

I like the names Payton and Spencer. :thumbup:

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Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb...on the fence with this one

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

:angry::ph34r:

Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.

You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys. :angry:

I like the names Payton and Spencer. :thumbup:

:excited::wub:

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This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

Good thing you didn't pick George.

:goodposting::loco:

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This is SO true. 

Thats why if I have kids its Joe.  Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

Good thing you didn't pick George.

:goodposting::loco:

Glad somebody got it. E-mom i smy new favorite poster. :wub:

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This is SO true. 

Thats why if I have kids its Joe.  Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

Good thing you didn't pick George.

:goodposting::loco:

:lmao::thumbup:

Okay, Mrs. D too.

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I met a kid named Byson once. It's a good name if you happen to live in South Dakota, which he did.

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This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

Good thing you didn't pick George.

:goodposting::loco:

Glad somebody got it. E-mom i smy new favorite poster. :wub:

:pickle:

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This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

Good thing you didn't pick George.

:goodposting::loco:

Glad somebody got it. E-mom i smy new favorite poster. :wub:

:pickle:

She's always been one of my favorites.......SO THERE!!!!!!

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This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

Good thing you didn't pick George.

:goodposting::loco:

Glad somebody got it. E-mom i smy new favorite poster. :wub:

:pickle:

She's always been one of my favorites.......SO THERE!!!!!!

Aaaawwwww :wub:

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At the college where my wife works, there were a couple of sisters named Luscious and Precious. :mellow:

They were the oboxious arrogant beeotch types like Omarosa (speaking of dumb bass names). :shrug:

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I heard "Kayden" at the zoo the other day. 

wtf?  It was a guys name btw

I think the name you heard was Hayden.....that's one of the "now" names for boys. :X

Nope, it was likely Kayden. I've heard the same name around here as well.

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I heard "Kayden" at the zoo the other day. 

wtf?  It was a guys name btw

I think the name you heard was Hayden.....that's one of the "now" names for boys. :X

Nope, it was likely Kayden. I've heard the same name around here as well.

Could have been Kayden, Hayden, or Hpaspdopaowej0 -990uno 3nmor.

There's a kid at my school named Kamen. :X

:shock:

Kamen? As in she'll be hearing "I Kamen her the other day" when she gets older?

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I heard "Kayden" at the zoo the other day.

wtf? It was a guys name btw

I think the name you heard was Hayden.....that's one of the "now" names for boys. :X

Nope, it was likely Kayden. I've heard the same name around here as well.

Could have been Kayden, Hayden, or Hpaspdopaowej0 -990uno 3nmor.

There's a kid at my school named Kamen. :X

:shock:

Kamen? As in she'll be hearing "I Kamen her the other day" when she gets older?

She is somebody's daughter. Take care and good luck with your future internet endeavours.

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