Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Helllloooooooooooooooo
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
So I'm at my buddy's house brewing a fresh batch of beer. A dunkelweizen if I'm not mistaken. It was fun, we BS'd had a few beers, it was cool.So his daughter comes out to show him a new "boo boo"
We're boiling "wort" at this point so he's trying to make sure she stays away from the hot stuff
Long story short she goes back into the house and he's telling me how smart she is and calls her a "smart-###"
From the garage we hear "I'm not a friggin ###"
He had to pull daddy duty on that one but I almost pissed myself
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Hey Sam. are you from Wisconsin?Have you ever been to...................never mind.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Hey Sam. are you from Wisconsin?Have you ever been to...................never mind.
southeastjerome
Footballguy
giggity
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
zander_s
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Tended bar tonight. Drunk.
Having a few at home...if I don't stop now, work will be miserable tomorrow.
Having a few at home...if I don't stop now, work will be miserable tomorrow.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Not sure why my last 8 posts have been nothing but 
Anyone around?
Anyone around?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Just ask Josie...it's never too early
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Just starting to round into form.
So far I got 8 beers down, 1 bowl cashed, the Brewers won (yes against the Nats...give me at least one moment of happiness as a Brewer fan), and no early plans. Should be a good night
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
What's the big topic tomorrow?
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Off this week. Daughter has a TKD tourney. Hence, the boozing is increased.What's the big topic tomorrow?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
You ever get audio of the FBG that called in...maybe it was SLB, can't remember?Off this week. Daughter has a TKD tourney. Hence, the boozing is increased.What's the big topic tomorrow?
Tecumseh
Footballguy
It was. I've got it somewhere, just have to host it somewhere.You ever get audio of the FBG that called in...maybe it was SLB, can't remember?Off this week. Daughter has a TKD tourney. Hence, the boozing is increased.What's the big topic tomorrow?
Almost there... see ya in a few.
Ok, so I have this beer fridge in the bar area of our house, beer in the door, beer in the top, beer in the bottom. I tell myself one more.....when I get to the fridge I need to take one beer out of each area to see which area of the fridge is cooler. 5 beers at once and I need to drink them real fast to see which is coldest.......wait....I forgot which was from where.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Dude
bueno is getting owned in the religion thread
3/5 down. I hope the old lady doesn't wake up. Because of the labeling discrepancy I might have to repeat. What time is it?+
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
alias?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Yes I'm an alias, Copernicus. Yes, puke if you need to. But please tell stories or show pics. Entertain us already.
Naw, not yet. I'm scared as hell the beast is going to wake up every time I go downstairs to grab 5 more. What the hell, I pay the rent, right? Ohh, crap, it's not like I get the secks often anyway.Pretty soon I'm just going to try to stick the little guy in her as and pass out anyway. Wake up with a couple bruises.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Dude
Postradamus
Footballguy
hello drunk
golfing in the morning, so I have tio crank one out then hit the hay. cya
golfing in the morning, so I have tio crank one out then hit the hay. cya
2 more. Why? because it's 2 am biotch!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
You should wait til 3.
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
If you had to pick between owning an authentic John Jaha or Jeff Query jersey, which would you pick?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I have an 8x10 of Jeff Query and it's really gay so I would have to go with John Jaha. At least he had a meaningful stat.
Txns8
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Made it. Less than two hours of sleep.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Solid. Good work, that reminds me3 years ago we did our annual Badger v Gopher football trip. Its like 13 of us and we just get hammered up in the Twin Cities. Saturday, gameday, we drink from 8am to barclose. At 4 am Josh (I was his best man and he will be my best man) walks in the hotel room and starts getting belligerent. He's throwing lamps, phone books, whatever he can get his hands on. At this point I am thrilled that hotels bolt down the TVs now. I finally calm him down after taking the Minneapolis Yellow Pages off my face.
"Josh, you have a 7am flight! You are going home for a baptism where you are the Godfather! I have the alarm set, I will get you a cab and you are going to the airport!"
snore
I got him up. He made the plane, but almost got refused. He made the baptism but could barely stand. He was supposed to hold the baby when the priest poured the water on her head but he had to pass the kid off to his wife. He was white as a ghost and, as I'm told, "reeked like a bottle of Jack spilled into an ashtray."
You OK Stu?
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