Homer J Simpson
I don't push
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I don't get it.SMASHED
No need.I don't get it.SMASHED
i think it mean whoo or okNo need.I don't get it.SMASHED
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It's actually a challenge to hold my gargantuan head up right now.#####SMASHED
you and shuke share a birthday?Smashed.34th birthday.Ready to die.Almost got into 9 fights tonight.Took me forever to type the #### i just types.
I came in here to post that I got really really boozed last night. Apparently I beat me to it.Smashed.34th birthday.Ready to die.Almost got into 9 fights tonight.Took me forever to type the #### i just types.
oolHappy belated birthday, GB. I just spent 4 days drinking wine like an Italian broad on a blind date with larry_boy. GB a place where it's accepted practice to open up a dozen bottles of wine at 10am and start pouring them for random people walking in the door. I think my liver packed its bags and called a cab last night.I came in here to post that I got really really boozed last night. Apparently I beat me to it.Smashed.34th birthday.Ready to die.Almost got into 9 fights tonight.Took me forever to type the #### i just types.
I am STUNNED by the current leader....Homer J Simpson 100
strykerpks 82
Kilgore Trout 57
The Gator 51
mr. furley 44
Nigel Tufnel 40
Bluto Blutarsky 40
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I am STUNNED by the current leader....Homer J Simpson 100
strykerpks 82
Kilgore Trout 57
The Gator 51
mr. furley 44
Nigel Tufnel 40
Bluto Blutarsky 40
How ya doin, my Canadian friend?
:shakesfist:I'm pretty smashed myself. You must have seen me skate before to think I'm canadian...How ya doin, my Canadian friend?
I've been in awe of your skating skills since the 1992 SuperSkateOff.No chance you're not Canadian. Embrace it, my friend.:shakesfist:I'm pretty smashed myself. You must have seen me skate before to think I'm canadian...How ya doin, my Canadian friend?
That was sweet.I've been in awe of your skating skills since the 1992 SuperSkateOff.:shakesfist:I'm pretty smashed myself. You must have seen me skate before to think I'm canadian...How ya doin, my Canadian friend?
:jealous:Daytime drinkin'.
It's hard to think that I'm still 136 minutes away from a beer.Daytime drinkin'.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-uh!It's hard to think that I'm still 136 minutes away from a beer.Daytime drinkin'.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-uh!It's hard to think that I'm still 136 minutes away from a beer.Daytime drinkin'.
It's almost 5pm here...feel free to start happy hour on HomerTime, GB.It's 152 on a Friday. I hate you people for being hammered right now. Mustafar Hate.
Titty bar?
drunkspeakSorry....That smiley looks like a stipper swinging around a pole/drunkspeak
drunkspeakSorry....That smiley looks like a stipper swinging around a pole/drunkspeak
Strippers are cooldrunkspeakSorry....That smiley looks like a stipper swinging around a pole/drunkspeak
Strippers are awesome. Throw away your TV, go to your local strip club and ask a stripper about what's going on in her life. You will not be disappointed. Nothing beats stripper drama.Strippers are cooldrunkspeakSorry....That smiley looks like a stipper swinging around a pole/drunkspeak
SERIOUSLY.....2 weeks fo college games and Z ###### is all we gotr?? thearistocrat and bluonion kick teh #### out of the drunk threadI'm dissapointedI'm gonna pass out