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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
Dude...you should totally bartend somewhere. Kill two or three birds with one stone
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I'm tryin' GB...I'm trying.Best job I ever had. :popcorn:
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I was talking to Bob:D
Dickies said:
strykerpks said:
Dude...you should totally bartend somewhere. Kill two or three birds with one stone
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As the Asian girl at my work says.... "Kill two birds with a rock." ;) kills me everytime.
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What does :hot: have to do with anything?
 
Glll peas Stu

A 12er down, playin guitar hero with the old lady. I farted and she hit me with the guitar. Wait, that probably doesn't belong here

Oh well, glad I wasn't around for the Eunuch Maker thread when it started. I surely would be on a TO. Keys was :unsure: though

:banned:

 
I've had 3 beers and I'm polishing off my 2nd Homer-made (read: STIFF) Red Bull and vodka.

Heading out to watch the game in a few minutes.

See ya tomorrow. :sarcasm:

 
I'm a disgusting human being. My first weekend to myself in months and I sit here on my couch downing beers like they're giong out of style. I've done nothing but masturbate, watch football, play video games, masturbate and drink. And its everything I could have hoped for and more. Can't wait to do it again tomorrow. :shrug:

I haven't showered since yesterday and I don't plan on it until Monday. The old lady put up with my advances last night but I dont think she'll be so receptive tonight :thumbup:

 
strykerpks said:
Keys Myaths said:
strykerpks said:
Keys Myaths said:
Not drunk, but see all my Wisconsin gbs are in here. :hey:
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Why so smug lately, Scot? :no:
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:bye: ####in' Woz. Dude loves to stalk me lately.I just think he's gone over the edge. He used to be a funny dude who got his ### kicked by women. That's fine. Recently, he decided he knew everything about every subject. That pissed me off.Thus, smugness.
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####in' Woz.
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:popcorn:You still with that chick?
 
strykerpks said:
Encyclopedia Brown said:
strykerpks said:
Encyclopedia Brown said:
strykerpks said:
Yup, still on my couch. I cam smell myself now.
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Have you ever been to Wapond?
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No I have not....is it fun?
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My college freshman roommate was from Wapond.The other guy was from Waukesha.
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Where you from? I think yopu've asked me about Oconomowoc and various other places around here as well....We need another Wisky cornhole soon
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Ya that was me.I love Wisconsin.Janesville. Kenosha.
 
Encyclopedia Brown said:
strykerpks said:
Encyclopedia Brown said:
strykerpks said:
Encyclopedia Brown said:
strykerpks said:
Yup, still on my couch. I cam smell myself now.
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Have you ever been to Wapond?
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No I have not....is it fun?
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My college freshman roommate was from Wapond.The other guy was from Waukesha.
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Where you from? I think yopu've asked me about Oconomowoc and various other places around here as well....We need another Wisky cornhole soon
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Ya that was me.I love Wisconsin.Janesville. Kenosha.
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So when is your ###### ### gonna make it to a Milwaukee cornhole?
 
So uhh... drunk again. :banned:

Random asian walked up, said I needed to take her on a date and quickly gave me her number. Pretty sure she was on a date at the time...

 
Disco Stu said:
So uhh... drunk again. :banned:Random asian walked up, said I needed to take her on a date and quickly gave me her number. Pretty sure she was on a date at the time...
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I have a hard time believing it's been a week since anyone was drunk... :banned:Went out with the above mentiond chick tonight. One of the best first dates evah. We met for drinks and the second half of the cowby-steeler game. Turns out she not only likes football, she like s fantasty ffootball. One of the first things she asked was if I knew how Jay Cutler was doing, because she started him in her fantasy league. :lmao:Drinks turned into dinner. Then we decided to go see Buddy Guy, who is the effin man. Then more drinks at a nearby bar. Decided to be a gentleman since i defintely want to see her again.Gonna have to deal with this girlfriend situation soon... :loco:
 
:thumbup: :lmao:

ninja drunk...

I've been working on the beer can toss to the trash over the shoulder, about 4 feet, I'm 2 for 2 tonight but I've got 4 on my desk that I rotate ashing in, so, I figure, I like Budweiser, and come on Browns, make it close at least.

I look over my shoulder when I toss, I've got the momentum down I think, and am ready for a no look toss for 2.

 
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got dragged i love boobs into watching my gf and sister wrap presents. so i went i love boobs to the bar and had about 7 captain and cokes. they are still wrapping i love boobs and watching desperate houswives. so here i am drinking beer. i love boobs.

 
Drinking a beer that Ive never heard of before I went to the distributor today....8.99 for a 24 pack, and it actually tastes GOOD

Its supposed to be pale ale, but doesnt taste like it, but I dont give a **** for that price

It tastes like 1 of those Victory seasonals they sell in wine bottle sized bottles....Greatest buy I think Ive ever made on brew

 
just got a text from a normally hard-up buddy who recently found himself a woman on match or somesuch. he was supposed to come out tonight but...

sry, dude. couldnt pass up the P.
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