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1) A lot of Jack Daniels, a little bit of ice.2) Repeat.3) Many times.4) Interrupt only when shots of Goldschlager are offered.5) Add some White Castles.5) Working at the 3M Championship will be H-E-double hockey sticks tomorrow.

Edited by Jules Winfield

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Bump...Happy Saturday... what are you happy about?

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Golf outing today. I've been steadily consuming Miller Lite since about noon. It's now 3:24am. I haven't stopped or slowed down, yet I don't feel drunk. I think my liver just flat-out punted (on third down) and stopped processing the alcohol I keep shoving in.It's the only explanation I can think of.

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I always feel safe to come in here after I've made a great save in another thread with a quick modify. Post. Recognize the abuse you've laid on grammar and modify that #### before anyone notices. :brush:...

Edited by Paranoia

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Currently hopped up on vicatin (sp?)5 softball games yesterday and my knees are garbage

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:yes: If you lil ####s are good, I may pull a pickles a answer questions for 15 min. no matter how much it may get me in trouble.:clap::mellow:

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hi.

Howdy.
i knew i could count on you.
I'm about to polish off the rest of the Oktoberfest and watch "Raiders of the Lost Ark" on DVD again. Whatchoo doin'?

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hi.

Howdy.
i knew i could count on you.
I'm about to polish off the rest of the Oktoberfest and watch "Raiders of the Lost Ark" on DVD again. Whatchoo doin'?
i am drinking some wachusett blueberry ale and thinking it was good I made it home*i also watched 50 First Dates at my friend's house and it suckdeded.*this is not an endorsement for drunk driving, kids.

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hi.

Howdy.
i knew i could count on you.
I'm about to polish off the rest of the Oktoberfest and watch "Raiders of the Lost Ark" on DVD again. Whatchoo doin'?
i am drinking some wachusett blueberry ale and thinking it was good I made it home*i also watched 50 First Dates at my friend's house and it suckdeded.*this is not an endorsement for drunk driving, kids.
PMs down?

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hi.

Howdy.
i knew i could count on you.
I'm about to polish off the rest of the Oktoberfest and watch "Raiders of the Lost Ark" on DVD again. Whatchoo doin'?
i am drinking some wachusett blueberry ale and thinking it was good I made it home*i also watched 50 First Dates at my friend's house and it suckdeded.*this is not an endorsement for drunk driving, kids.
PMs down?
um, no it's the drunk thread :rolleyes:

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hi.

Howdy.
i knew i could count on you.
I'm about to polish off the rest of the Oktoberfest and watch "Raiders of the Lost Ark" on DVD again. Whatchoo doin'?
i am drinking some wachusett blueberry ale and thinking it was good I made it home*i also watched 50 First Dates at my friend's house and it suckdeded.*this is not an endorsement for drunk driving, kids.
PMs down?
um, no it's the drunk thread :rolleyes:
What she said. Drunks tend to ramble, but I'm takin my rambling to the back porch. 68 degrees out there. Beautiful weather to polish off the rest of the booze & watch Indy rather than sitting in front of computer.

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:420: and Vino. I had to work today - got in the office at 8:30 :thumbdown: But I get a bonus for these special projects that I take on. I'm aiming for $1000 since it was a female dog. I think I can talk my bos into giving me the bonus increase.But I'm soooo sick of working on 60 pages that go into a magazine. Ugh. :X

No idea what you are talking about...but I am drunk if that helps.

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:420: and Vino. I had to work today - got in the office at 8:30 :thumbdown:

me too, 8:15 here. #### that.thats all i have to say.

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thats all i have to say.

somehow....I doubt it. ;)

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thats all i have to say.

somehow....I doubt it. ;)
thats all I have to say about working saturdays, i meant.

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I'll probaly go in eary tmr. to double-check everything before kickoff. :wall: This is in ADDITION to my normal job of Marketing Art Director.

Sounds like you needed to get drunk. Good job!! :thumbup: I was just hanging with some friends and figured...hey...why not drink to excess? I've no excuse really. You sound pretty upset about work though, I recommend more drinky and then sleep for you. Edited by Paper Lions

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I'm drunk on life. Haven't done any drugs in a week because I have drug test coming up. And I know alcohol can't be detected unless you drink right before you go, but if I drink that, then I'll more than likely start doing other stuff.Can't wait for my next bottle of Captain Morgan :gang:

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Anyone hear know anything about back belts? I get lower back pains sometimes and will be required to lift heavy stuff every know and then. Do the back belts work? Which kind should I buy? Hopefully a cheap one :yes:

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Anyone hear know anything about back belts? I get lower back pains sometimes and will be required to lift heavy stuff every know and then. Do the back belts work? Which kind should I buy? Hopefully a cheap one :yes:

Something from Sears I would say....I've never used one, so I don't know. What are you going to be lifting? Bodies? Bales of drugs?? Crates of bolts? Furniture?
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Anyone hear know anything about back belts? I get lower back pains sometimes and will be required to lift heavy stuff every know and then. Do the back belts work? Which kind should I buy? Hopefully a cheap one :yes:

IMO, back belts just ultimately weaken your spine.If you use proper lifting technique--meaning that you use your legs to lift, as well as lifting perfectly straight up, with no twisting or bending, then you should be okay.

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