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Had 7-8 beers at the hockey game. Ice Dawgs lost to these homos from Washington. (yeah I said it Hillary Duff, big whoop, wanna fight about it?)

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I've been smashed on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, yesterday, and today. WTF is wrong with me?

Nothing, GB. Your doing the good lords work here!

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Important Announcement

The new drink for summer is Sweet Tea Flavored Vodka and Lemonade. Please enjoy responsibly.

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man it was hard to type "drunk thread" tino the search thing

Its tough but somehow I still find it

COONEY!!!

:confused:

I've been smashed on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, yesterday, and today. WTF is wrong with me?

Um, nothing?

I'm drinking Kul Lite right now :confused:

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Bring back the Ambien thread. :confused:

You can hide in here, R
:confused: We get away with all kind of #### in here.

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Bring back the Ambien thread. :confused:

You can hide in here, R
:confused: We get away with all kind of #### in here.
c ock...balls

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Holy ######

Started at 3pm at $1 beer happyh hour. Twas a great idea at the time

Whores like AC/DC, go figure. Got the concert blasgting on the tube and they love it. I might have a 3way going

Probably nogt but its fun to speculate

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Looks like a good place to drop the shameless Alcoholics Anonymous plug.

"Who shall we say is calling?

Who In This Mirror?

Who In Mortal Chains?

Who by Common Trial?

Who Shall I Say Is Calling?"

...................................Leonard Cohen, Live 2008 :lmao:

BUMP for effect? :lmao: Edited by Toads

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Looks like a good place to drop the shameless Alcoholics Anonymous plug.

"Who shall we say is calling?

Who In This Mirror?

Who In Mortal Chains?

Who by Common Trial?

Who Shall I Say Is Calling?"

...................................Leonard Cohen, Live 2008 :excited:

BUMP for effect? :goodposting:
What effect are you looking for?

"Hi, I'm stryker and I have a drinking problem"?

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Looks like a good place to drop the shameless Alcoholics Anonymous plug.

"Who shall we say is calling?

Who In This Mirror?

Who In Mortal Chains?

Who by Common Trial?

Who Shall I Say Is Calling?"

...................................Leonard Cohen, Live 2008 :(

BUMP for effect? :thumbup:
What effect are you looking for?

"Hi, I'm stryker and I have a drinking problem"?

Hi stryker. I'm Homer and I have a drinking problem too. Wanna go get a beer?

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Holy ######Started at 3pm at $1 beer happyh hour. Twas a great idea at the timeWhores like AC/DC, go figure. Got the concert blasgting on the tube and they love it. I might have a 3way goingProbably nogt but its fun to speculate

:goodposting:

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Looks like a good place to drop the shameless Alcoholics Anonymous plug.

"Who shall we say is calling?

Who In This Mirror?

Who In Mortal Chains?

Who by Common Trial?

Who Shall I Say Is Calling?"

...................................Leonard Cohen, Live 2008 :bow:

BUMP for effect? :grad:
What effect are you looking for?

"Hi, I'm stryker and I have a drinking problem"?

Hi stryker. I'm Homer and I have a drinking problem too. Wanna go get a beer?
Does this guy think he's gona convert us?

My mom does a better job of telling me I'm a loser

Edit - cleaning up bad word(s) :bow:

Edited by strykerpks

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Holy ######Started at 3pm at $1 beer happyh hour. Twas a great idea at the timeWhores like AC/DC, go figure. Got the concert blasgting on the tube and they love it. I might have a 3way goingProbably nogt but its fun to speculate

:grad:
:bow:

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Hi! :grad:

Big ####### ZHow ya been ######?
SIL bday, 95 degreees today and drinking sinve noon!!how the #### are you?

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Early - yet: Hello

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YSR > How you doin?

I'm goin g to go have sex...I hope the old lady hasn't gotten "out of the mood yet "

Oh boyoh boy ohboy I hope I can "perform" :lmao:

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FTR, I "Otis'd" it :bag:

At any rate, I love softball season. There's gonna be alot of me during the week :confused:

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I haven't used this username since August of last year up until a couple days ago. I clicked on the orange square to take me to the last post missed, and it was a strykerpks post. Then I go to the end of the thread, and it's stryker.Godspeed, you are a man among men.

:bag:Homer has been passed as the resident drunk...years agoDude can't hang, no matter what h:e: saysNext time don't duck me when Im in SEA ;)PS Hai Homer :confused:

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hell yeah

about 15 minutes later ... answer is still yes

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hell yeah

about 15 minutes later ... answer is still yes
A few hours later......?

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hell yeah

about 15 minutes later ... answer is still yes
A few hours later......?
just about to the slurrin stage

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hell yeah

about 15 minutes later ... answer is still yes
A few hours later......?
just about to the slurrin stage
Atta boyI was gonna hit the sack after getting home but now I think I hafta get another beerJust to see bryhamms AV again...even though I've seen it 100000 times:thumbup: :banned:

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bry, what gives?:no:

Not sure what you are asking.Bry = :lmao: Bry = :lmao::o:banned::banned: Bry = :suds: Bry = :loco: tomorrow Bry = :X , followed by :yucky: , and then hopefully :sleep:

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bry, what gives?:X

Not sure what you are asking.Bry = :lmao: Bry = :lmao::o:banned::banned: Bry = :loco: Bry = :no: tomorrow Bry = :X , followed by :sleep: , and then hopefully :suds:
That's the spirit! :yucky:Lets play a game: Over or under 584 (up to 1000) You say over or under and I drink a fullby if your right

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been drunk for three weeks now.god bless ya.

bout cufking time!I missed ya brah:lmao:

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been drunk for three weeks now.god bless ya.

bout cufking time!I missed ya brah:lmao:
Friggin' cable company...they expect you to pay your bill and sh##. WTF is up with that? Dooshbags.

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been drunk for three weeks now.god bless ya.

bout cufking time!I missed ya brah:banned:
Friggin' cable company...they expect you to pay your bill and sh##. WTF is up with that? Dooshbags.
Does a brotha need to splice some #### from MKE to CMH?I can find a few hundred miles of coax if needed

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been drunk for three weeks now.god bless ya.

bout cufking time!I missed ya brah:banned:
Friggin' cable company...they expect you to pay your bill and sh##. WTF is up with that? Dooshbags.
Does a brotha need to splice some #### from MKE to CMH?I can find a few hundred miles of coax if needed
Good lookin' out, GB. But I'm solid for now.

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been drunk for three weeks now.god bless ya.

bout cufking time!I missed ya brah:banned:
Friggin' cable company...they expect you to pay your bill and sh##. WTF is up with that? Dooshbags.
Does a brotha need to splice some #### from MKE to CMH?I can find a few hundred miles of coax if needed
Good lookin' out, GB. But I'm solid for now.
WerdTell me you got laid in your absence...I'll hang up and listen tomorrow morning...got a box munching waiting on my bed....PS Hai homer, I just bought a house so you have no lodging worries in MKE anymore

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:banned: Homer.

Doubt you're even drunk.

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:banned: Homer.

Doubt you're even drunk.
Based on what?

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:banned: Homer.

Doubt you're even drunk.
Based on what?
lol- I don't know. What are you drinking?

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:banned: Homer.

Doubt you're even drunk.
Based on what?
lol- I don't know. What are you drinking?
No you were right. I've had a few Amstel Lights but that's about it. Was just talking hockey and trying to figure out what time would be best to cut my grass tomorrow given it's like ####### Africa here.

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:hey: Homer.

Doubt you're even drunk.
Based on what?
lol- I don't know. What are you drinking?
No you were right. I've had a few Amstel Lights but that's about it. Was just talking hockey and trying to figure out what time would be best to cut my grass tomorrow given it's like ####### Africa here.
I'm sober as well, teen and I are going to the late showing of X-Men in a few minutes. It's hot here as well, in the 70s... :banned:

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Captain is a sneaky bastard.

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Guest The Ghost of Common

halfa a bottle of svedka

2 bud lights

jack and coke

and a hypnotiq on the rocks

gunna be a rough morning

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halfa a bottle of svedka2 bud lightsjack and cokeand a hypnotiq on the rocksgunna be a rough morning

Does your husband drink too?1 jack n coke3 jeagers22 beers:football:

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