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2015 Edition: Pick 5 (or more) NFL Teams that won't make playoffs (1 Viewer)

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Angry Bovine
It's that time of year again. Pick 5 NFL teams that will not make the playoffs. I'll add them to a google docs spreadsheet like last year. If you just quote a post without making your own picks I'm not adding them. And yes, I know many people say picking 5 is too easy, so were adding Worm's idea from last year:

The winner is the person/people with the highest number of non-playoff teams without getting one wrong.

My 2015 picks: Jags, Redskins, Bears, Raiders, Titans

2014 Results

2014 Update - Which 5 do you have not making the playoffs this year? I'll add them to a google docs spreadsheet like last year. If you just quote a post without making your own picks I'm not adding them. If you pick more than 5, I'm just listing the first 5.

The most likely team to miss the playoffs according to FBGs? The Oakland Raiders, named on 46 out of 65 entries. The rest of the FBG composite pick was Jax (42), Cleveland (36), Buffalo (36), and St. Louis (31). Bicycle Sniffer, Deranged Hermit, and Angry Beavers had this exact fivesome.

Picks and Results

The percentage of FBGs getting it right increased from almost 40% in 2013 to 60% in 2014. Special award goes out to Raider Nation for picking 3 teams that made the playoffs.
2013 Results

2013 Picks linked here

2013 Results linked here

According to FBGs, the Jets are most likely to miss the 2013 playoffs, being selected on 50 of the 63 ballots. Close behind were the Raiders (49) and Jags (47). Rounding out the consensus 5 that will miss are the Cardinals (27) and Bills (26). Foosball God, shadyridr, WampusCat43, avoiding injuries, and MAC_32 picked this combination.

Only 3 teams not named and therefore certain locks: New England, Denver, and San Francisco (Edit: These were all correct)

If someone named more than 5 (which a few did), I used the first 5 listed. Also the vote total will increase by 1 as Dr Detroit listed Vags :lmao: and that could be the Jags but given he's a Lions fan could also be the Vikes.

Unique picks:

Captain Quinoa picked the Redskins and Falcons

Joe Summer picked Green Bay

McGarnicle picked Houston (and the Mets, but I gave him the Jets)

Niles Standish picked the Bengals and Giants

Gopher State picked Detroit, Seattle, and New Orleans

Final Result: 39.68% of the 63 selections would have won the bet (me not included). Ryan Succop cost a lot of people yesterday.

Original Post:

Somebody made a bet last year about picking 5 NFL teams that would all miss the playoffs. I thought it would be pretty easy, but sure enough Chicago bit me in the butt. I can't find that thread from last year, I'd be interested to see how many people won, it seems like the guy made several bets.

For this year, I'll go: Jets, 49ers, Texans, Raiders, and Titans.
Well the board conversion screwed up the 2006 table so I'll hide the ugliness

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jets..cleve..tenn..gb..no

det..oak..buff..hous..SF

of these ten who i pick for sure not to make the playoffs i would take these five if i had to pick betwen them

Jets..GB..Hous..SF..Tenn

 
This year is easier than most IMO.

49ers, Bills, Raiders, Packers, Titans, Texans, Rams, Saints, Browns.

You can probably add the Jets, Chiefs and Eagles to the list, too.

 
HOU (never), BUF ('99), SFO ('02), GBP ('04), NYJ ('04)

 
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NFC:

I'm going to assume that it is reasonably possible for any team in the NFC East and NFC North to make the playoffs (yes, even the Lions and Packers), because I think that is true. I think the only two teams in the NFC that can be in this category are the Niners (too young, not enough developed talent) and the Saints (tough division). And, I wouldn't bet any signficant money that the Saints definitely won't make the playoffs.

Teams that can't make the playoffs in the NFC - 49ers. That's it.

AFC:

AFC West - the Raiders are probably the only team that could be in this category - but having a more disciplined coach may help this team.

AFC North - 3 tough teams and a rebuilding team. The Browns probably aren't ready yet - if they were in another division, they'd be a playoff contender.

AFC South - If the division crown goes to the Titans or Texans it would shock the entire NFL nation. It isn't going to happen this season. Titans and Texans are definite candidates.

AFC East - NE is still king, Miami is good. I don't see how the Bills or Jets will this division or gets a WC.

Teams that can't make the playoffs in the AFC - Titans, Texans, Jets, Browns, Bills.

So, I have 6 teams.

 
steelers

panthers

jaguars

redskins

giants

I'll give you 5 playoff teams last year that wont make the playoffs this year. BOOYA!

 
Where can I make this bet and what does it pay? I'd probably throw $20 bucks on the above as long as it's decent odds.

 

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