FB Guys "Dynasty Thread League" Playoff Preview:
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FB Guys Dynasty league regular season was exciting to the finish, with Fear & Loathing narrowly edging ChuckLiddell in total points during Showdown Week. Both teams managed to leapfrog FUBAR, pushing him into third place. Twinkilling.com’s Week 17 victory vaulted him into fourth place while Gorf fell to fifth. Neo’s total points suggest he deserved a better fate than the last seed.
The inaugural season didn’t feature a flurry of last-minute blockbuster deals, but we did see Fear & Loathing, Twinkilling, and ChuckLiddell tweaking their rosters for a run at the title. With less than an hour til game time, Twinkilling is still feverishly working the phones. As the owners get more comfortable with the various strategies and avenues available in the coming years, we can expect a pre-playoff trading hysteria down the road.
Congratulations to all of the playoff owners for getting this far. Remember: championship banners fly forever. Swing for the fences.
No. 1 Seed: Fear & Loathing [+50 points]
Week 1 Lineup:
QB:
RB: Ray Rice, BAL @ NE
RB: Ryan Grant, GB @ ARI
WR: Larry Fitzgerald, ARI vs. GB
WR: Miles Austin, DAL vs. PHI
WR:
FL: Fred Taylor, NE vs. BAL
TE: Ben Watson, NE vs. BAL
K: Jay Feely, NYJ @ CIN
D/ST: Patriots, NE vs. BAL
Bench: Kurt Warner, Brett Favre, Michael Vick, Willis McGahee, Pierre Thomas, Mike Bell, Reggie Wayne, Early Doucet, Jeremy Shockey, Garrett Hartley, Ryan Longwell, Saints D/ST
Strategy: It’s a well-balanced approach, featuring Fear & Loathing’s patented “piggy-back” gambling approach that his served him well over the years. Austin is too good to sit. Starting both Taylor and Rice guarantees that either Rice or Pierre Thomas will start in Round 2 while Grant and Fitz guarantee that one of those two studs will move on. Shockey, Saints D/ST, Hartley and Longwell aren’t high scorers, so the decision to gamble with the trio of Watson, Patriots D/ST, and Feely makes sense. Warner would be too much of a gamble to risk losing Favre.
Outlook: Ship of Fools need the first round games to go as planned, so he can plug in Favre, Thomas, Wayne, Shockey, Hartley/Longwell, and Saints defense in Round 2. With the homefield advantage, Fear & Loathing could be sitting pretty even if one or two of the first round matchups don’t go as planned. It’s imperative that he builds a big lead in the first two rounds in case the Chargers go all the way.
No. 2 Seed: ChuckLiddell [+40 points]
Week 1 Lineup:
QB:
RB: Cedric Benson, CIN vs. NYJ
RB:
WR: Patrick Crayton, DAL vs. PHI
WR: Donald Driver, GB @ ARI
WR: Jeremy Maclin, PHI @ DAL
FL:
K:
D/ST:
Bench: Philip Rivers, Billy Volek, Joseph Addai, Bernard Berrian, Malcom Floyd, Lance Moore, Antonio Gates, Visanthe Schiancoe, Nate Kaeding, Vikings D/ST
Strategy: Go Chargers! With Rivers, Floyd, Gates, and Kaeding waiting to be used in Round 2, ChuckLiddell has to be considered the favorite if the Chargers end up winning in Miami next month. Getting big Week 1 performances out of Benson, Crayton, Driver, and Maclin will go a long way toward helping his Chargers in the later rounds. The luxury of plugging in Addai and Vikes’ Berrian/Defense duo is an added bonus.
Outlook: It’s Chargers or bust. Gefilte Fish’s only legit chance to win the whole schmeer is for San Diego to make it all the way to the Big Game. Having the Vikes as an opponent isn’t necessarily the best case scenario, as Ship of Fools can counteract with Brett Favre and Ryan Longwell.
No. 3 Seed: FUBAR [+30 points]
Week 1 Lineup:
QB:
RB: Brian Leonard, CIN vs. NYJ
RB: LaRod Stephens-Howling, ARI vs. GB
WR: Anquan Boldin, ARI vs. GB
WR: Jordy Nelson, GB @ ARI
WR: Sam Aiken, NE vs. BAL
FL:
K: Shaun Suisham, DAL vs. PHI
D/ST: Ravens, BAL @ NE
Bench: Devery Henderson, Dallas Clark, David Thomas
Strategy: Is there one? FUBAR had a fantastic regular season, but his best players failed to make the playoffs this year. He’s left to throwing out dregs and scrubeenies in what amounts to a Hail Mary pass from the back of his end zone.
Outlook: Prognosis negative. FUBAR’s playoff performance could lead to a team name change to the “Scrub All Stars.”
No. 4 Seed: Twinkilling.com [+20 points]
Week 1 Lineup:
QB: Tom Brady, NE vs. BAL
RB: Brian Westbrook, PHI @ DAL
RB: Tashard Choice, DAL vs. PHI
WR: Derrick Mason, BAL @ NE
WR:
WR:
TE: Jermichael Finley, GB @ ARI
FL: Brent Celek, PHI @ DAL
K: Shayne Graham, CIN vs. NYJ
D/ST: Bengals, CIN vs. NYJ
Bench: Bernard Scott, Le’Ron McClain, Percy Harvin, Matt Stover, Colts D/ST
Strategy: Twinkilling made a blockbuster trade to acquire young studs Harvin and Finley, but he still lacks a coherent strategy. Brad is counting on Brady leading the Pats to the Super Bowl against an Iggles squad riding Celek and Westbrook. A key decision will be trying to piggyback the Bengals and Colts kicker and defense: Do you roll the dice with the Bengals trying to make up ground in the first round? Or do you play it safe and guarantee that you can plug in the Colts in the second round?
Outlook: Twinkilling’s only shot is a Pats-Eagles Super Bowl, with Brady, Celek and Westbrook racking up mucho points along the way. Can Finley and Harvin contribute enough to make a crucial difference in the final standings? Not bloody likely.
No. 5 Seed: Gorf [+10 points]
Week 1 Lineup:
QB: Carson Palmer, CIN vs. NYJ
RB: Thomas Jones, NYJ @ CIN
RB: Brandon Jackson, GB @ ARI
WR: Greg Jennings, GB @ ARI
WR: James Jones, GB @ ARI
WR:
TE: Todd Heap, BAL @ NE
FL:
K: Stephen Gostkowski, NE vs. BAL
D/ST:
Bench: Darren Sproles, Donald Brown, Neil Rackers, Adam Vinatieri
Strategy: Gorf’s playoff roster wasn’t strong enough to for a major run at the title, so he’s going with whatever he has at his disposal. He’s hoping the Packers advance to the Super Bowl with role players Jones and Jackson becoming burgeoning young stars. Hey, a man can dream.
Outlook: Do you believe in miracles? Gorf can’t possibly win unless a plague strikes the other five playoff rosters. Even if the Packers go all the way, their biggest scorers are spread out on several teams. There’s always next year.
No. 6 Seed: Neo [0 points]
Week 1 Lineup:
QB:
RB: LeSean McCoy, PHI @ DAL
WR: Julian Edelman, NE vs. BAL
WR: Jerricho Cotchery, NYJ @ CIN
WR: Laveranues Coles, CIN vs. NYJ
TE: Jason Witten, DAL vs. PHI
FL: Martellus Bennett, DAL vs. PHI
K:
D/ST: Packers, GB @ ARI
Bench: Peyton Manning, Matt Leinart, Austin Collie, Marques Colston,
Strategy: Neo will be rooting for Witten and Bennett to star in a Cowboys win while hoping McCoy finds the end zone on a big play for a losing Eagles team. By Round 2, he can plug in Peyton Manning at QB while replacing either Cotchery or Coles with Colston. Should the Cowboys win, Neo can then replace Bennett at flex with Collie.
Outlook: FBombs need the Colts to go all the way with Manning hitting Collie for multiple scores. With a homefield disadvantage, the outlook is bleak. Only a Colts-Cowboys Super Bowl would give Neo a chance, and even then, it’s a severe long shot.