Dear former co-worker, hypochondriac, crazy lady
You’re apparently a life-coach. For who? I sure hope they don’t follow your example because they’ll likely end up worse than they are now. You can't get your own poop in a group, and you’re supposed to mentor other people to be better in life?
1) You are completely unreasonable and quite often a complete and utter bwitch to your colleagues. When someone calls you on it, you literally begin crying and playing the victim because everyone is so mean to you. This is a repetitive cycle and everyone’s caught on.
2) Thanks for emailing in sick that day with the very graphic and detailed description of how your dogs had vomited and added that it was so disgusting that you then began to vomit all over the place, which with then followed by you having diarrhea throughout the night. At least you didn’t include pics.
3) Thanks for the email stating that you were going to be late the other day. Your cable wasn’t working last night, you say? So you’re going to wait until 8 am to go to the store to buy batteries in case it’s the batteries in the remote that aren’t working. Interesting. Then, if that doesn’t work, you’re going to call the cable company to see when they can come for a service call. Of course, by the time you got your batteries and made the service call, they couldn’t come until later that day and you had to wait around for them, just in case they came early. Right.
4)This past Monday was “Family Day,” a relatively new holiday in our province, and we Federal employees don’t get that day off. Imagine everyone’s surprise when you were “sick” on Monday. I’m glad that you took the time to explain that your dogs are like family and that since it was Family Day, afterall, it was better for you to stay at home with your “family”.
Please find a new job.