Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Give her some space, man.
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Marital Advice - Friendly camping trip too friendly? (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Man in the yellow hat
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General Malaise
Footballguy
IN!!!wait, Nigel Tufnel, or Nigel?I was thinking he'd say it while leaning against the door across the room or standing by the sink. I didn't expect him to be within arm's reach, whispering it in his ear in a throaty, almost flinty voice. You should meet up with Nigel, ya perv.If somebody snuck up behind you at the urinal and asked if they could hold your penis for you in a masculine voice, what would you do?Me? I'd 180, piss all over him AND start wailing wild arms while yelling "RAPE" as loud as possible.If Manhat can't get the drop on a guy peeing - and probably a drunk guy peeing since it is a wedding reception - there's nothing anyone can post here to help him and we might as well close this bad boy down.Of course, there's a chance Steve turns around having no idea about any of this and punches Manhat in the nose before things play out like describe.Other than that, it's pretty freaking brilliant.Can you honestly think of a more effective way of kicking off the conversation? You let him know right away you know (at least some of) what happened without revealing you don't know more than that, you do it in a somewhat secluded place so as not to disrupt the wedding reception itself (Although if it were crowded in there, I wouldn't let that stop me), you're going to catch him completely off guard, and watching him stammer, stutter, and try his best to gain composure while you're completely silent after asking the question would have to bring some element of enjoyment to an otherwise unenjoyable conversation.As an added benefit, there's the distinct possibility he pees on both himself and his suit. And if he follows up with a smug answer like, "I double-DD do," you just punch him in the neck while he's peeing. It's seriously a no-lose proposition.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
The pervy one. Duh!IN!!!wait, Nigel Tufnel, or Nigel?I was thinking he'd say it while leaning against the door across the room or standing by the sink. I didn't expect him to be within arm's reach, whispering it in his ear in a throaty, almost flinty voice. You should meet up with Nigel, ya perv.If somebody snuck up behind you at the urinal and asked if they could hold your penis for you in a masculine voice, what would you do?Me? I'd 180, piss all over him AND start wailing wild arms while yelling "RAPE" as loud as possible.If Manhat can't get the drop on a guy peeing - and probably a drunk guy peeing since it is a wedding reception - there's nothing anyone can post here to help him and we might as well close this bad boy down.Of course, there's a chance Steve turns around having no idea about any of this and punches Manhat in the nose before things play out like describe.Other than that, it's pretty freaking brilliant.Can you honestly think of a more effective way of kicking off the conversation? You let him know right away you know (at least some of) what happened without revealing you don't know more than that, you do it in a somewhat secluded place so as not to disrupt the wedding reception itself (Although if it were crowded in there, I wouldn't let that stop me), you're going to catch him completely off guard, and watching him stammer, stutter, and try his best to gain composure while you're completely silent after asking the question would have to bring some element of enjoyment to an otherwise unenjoyable conversation.As an added benefit, there's the distinct possibility he pees on both himself and his suit. And if he follows up with a smug answer like, "I double-DD do," you just punch him in the neck while he's peeing. It's seriously a no-lose proposition.
I agree.Once confronted with the fact that he knows she went into the stall and held his junk and he played with her ####, and she still didn't react to find out what happened...that screams to me that something happened and she knows.This situation sucks...either way he is screwed. Unless he is just playing us.great even.As I said earlier, the "I don't remember" defense is a get out of jail free card for her. Her not upending every stone to find out if she was fondled (or more) belies that she remembers more than she is letting on.
PsychoMan
Footballguy
Whether or not she remembers anything is unknown, but we do know that she was in fact wasted out of her mind. What we don't know is how wasted was Steve? MitYH ... how wasted was Steve? I think we'll be able to assess the situation better once we know this.I've been updating my fiancee, too. She thinks the wife is to blame.I showed this thread to the wife last night and we spent an hour talking about it
Peak
Footballguy
Can you honestly think of a more effective way of kicking off the conversation? You let him know right away you know (at least some of) what happened without revealing you don't know more than that, you do it in a somewhat secluded place so as not to disrupt the wedding reception itself (Although if it were crowded in there, I wouldn't let that stop me), you're going to catch him completely off guard, and watching him stammer, stutter, and try his best to gain composure while you're completely silent after asking the question would have to bring some element of enjoyment to an otherwise unenjoyable conversation.As an added benefit, there's the distinct possibility he pees on both himself and his suit. And if he follows up with a smug answer like, "I double-DD do," you just punch him in the neck while he's peeing. It's seriously a no-lose proposition.
This guy knows things. 
mozzy84
Footballguy
I still believe the giant tats are to blame.I've been updating my fiancee, too. She thinks the wife is to blame.I showed this thread to the wife last night and we spent an hour talking about it
Man in the yellow hat
Footballguy
I've seen him drink much more, but he was drunk. Not blackout wasted drunk, but drunk.Whether or not she remembers anything is unknown, but we do know that she was in fact wasted out of her mind. What we don't know is how wasted was Steve? MitYH ... how wasted was Steve? I think we'll be able to assess the situation better once we know this.I've been updating my fiancee, too. She thinks the wife is to blame.I showed this thread to the wife last night and we spent an hour talking about it
Dragons
Delusions of Grandeur
Not b/c? Sounds like a reason to go!I'm thinking about canceling my camping trip tomorrow. Not b/c I'm afraid somebody will rape me in the bathroom, but because I don't want to come back and have to read 35 pages of this thing.I'm gonna be 45 minutes late for work because of this f'in' thread!
DAMN YOU, MAN HAT! DAMN YOU AND YOUR DAMNABLE TALES!
bigbottom
Footballguy
Need a woman's perspective here. If you blacked out, and were thereafter told that you were holding another guy's junk in the bathroom, that you went into a bathroom stall with this other guy, and came back to the campsite with this guy 15 minutes after everyone else, and then later discovered that your breasts were out of your bra, what would be your reaction? I would think that a woman who truly didn't remember would be absolutely freaking out, thinking that she may have been sexually assaulted or at the very least cheated on her husband. I would think that a woman who truly didn't remember would be just as interested in finding out what the hell happened, rather than responding with a "oh, I thought we were done talking about it" attitude. Am I off base?
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
This sounds pretty good.
Orange Crush
Footballguy
VERY, VERY
You need as much information as possible. How did all 4 end up in the same bathroom instead of going to men's and women's separate? How did Steve and Wife get into the same stall - who went in first, was someone pushed in, dared in, etc.? How did George know about the wife handling Steve - did he see it personally, or did he overhear? If he overheard, what exactly was overheard, and how was it said? How was Steve's wife reacting to all this? Was she so drunk she was oblivious, was she joking about it, or was she egging her husband and Mrs. MitYH on? What did she and George talk about on the way back to camp? TALK TO GEORGE!!!patrickmcgroin
Footballguy
PsychoMan
Footballguy
Nope, you're right on.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Nope, not at all. Which is why most of us don't buy her story.
H.K.
Footballguy
These are exceptional questions.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
No. I would be freaked out and would start demanding to know what happened from the guy who supposedly it happened with. For me, as I know my relationship with BSR, I would know immediately that I did not initiate anything no matter how drunk I was. I would also be in a panic wondering what happened to me.
General Malaise
Footballguy
How long before this is like the Seinfeld episode where Keith Hernandez spit on Newman and Kramer, complete with models, diagrams and re-enactments?VERY, VERY
Ghost Rider
Footballguy
Excellent point. And to others, the husband did say that he tried calling George all day yesterday, but George did not answer. That makes it sound like George is avoiding him on purpose. And Steve likely knows what the deal is by now, by the repeated calls to him and/or by George, so he isn't gonna answer the phone, either.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
George was the "second holder".How long before this is like the Seinfeld episode where Keith Hernandez spit on Newman and Kramer, complete with models, diagrams and re-enactments?VERY, VERY
General Malaise
Footballguy
This is what I was taught to do in college.I just can't get past the image of GM, arms spread wide, yelling RAPE!
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm thinking mysterious, unnamed guy #3 was doing something in a grassy knoll.George was the "second holder".How long before this is like the Seinfeld episode where Keith Hernandez spit on Newman and Kramer, complete with models, diagrams and re-enactments?VERY, VERYYou need as much information as possible. How did all 4 end up in the same bathroom instead of going to men's and women's separate? How did Steve and Wife get into the same stall - who went in first, was someone pushed in, dared in, etc.? How did George know about the wife handling Steve - did he see it personally, or did he overhear? If he overheard, what exactly was overheard, and how was it said? How was Steve's wife reacting to all this? Was she so drunk she was oblivious, was she joking about it, or was she egging her husband and Mrs. MitYH on? What did she and George talk about on the way back to camp? TALK TO GEORGE!!!
cosjobs
Footballguy
Some of you say you "know" for sure his wife remembers. How the eff do you know? It is more than possible that she does not. Not only can blackouts happen intermittently, the human brain will sometimes assist in blocking out things that would be painful to remember.
And while is likely a low percantage odds bet, it is still possible. And I would hope any married person would give their partner the benefit of the doubt when there has been a five year history of no such actions or behaviors.
What is the good/purpose of emphatically insisting his wife is lying? I'm cool with suspicions, but categorically stating that it is the only way it could have possibly happened. Everyone else gets to check out at the end of this thread, MiYH has to carry on his life.
And while is likely a low percantage odds bet, it is still possible. And I would hope any married person would give their partner the benefit of the doubt when there has been a five year history of no such actions or behaviors.
What is the good/purpose of emphatically insisting his wife is lying? I'm cool with suspicions, but categorically stating that it is the only way it could have possibly happened. Everyone else gets to check out at the end of this thread, MiYH has to carry on his life.
Keerock
Footballguy
Maybe a reenactment is in order...
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Or perhaps George wants a shot at Mrs. Manhat, and he has concocted all of this as a means of either getting her free and clear or gauging Manhat's reaction to potential future infidelities.George was the "second holder".How long before this is like the Seinfeld episode where Keith Hernandez spit on Newman and Kramer, complete with models, diagrams and re-enactments?VERY, VERY
chet
Footballguy
Would you get your #### checked out?
BelikinMan
Footballguy
She held his junk and he played with her tatas.
Is this reason for leaving? IMO, yes. Take off and give yourself some time apart. After a little while, 2 things will happen.
1) The truth will come out.
2) You'll realize whether or not you want to continue in this marriage.
Good luck.
Is this reason for leaving? IMO, yes. Take off and give yourself some time apart. After a little while, 2 things will happen.
1) The truth will come out.
2) You'll realize whether or not you want to continue in this marriage.
Good luck.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
And you're offering to play the part of Steve?
Absolutely spot on! My wife would be off her rocker calling Steve, George, man #3, the bears, the squirrels, and the outhouse cleaner trying to piece things together if this happened.
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Hell no.
Keerock
Footballguy
Do you still wear the little whistle around your neck?This is what I was taught to do in college.I just can't get past the image of GM, arms spread wide, yelling RAPE!
Keerock
Footballguy
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Mr. Chumley
Footballguy
Yet another classless post and poor attempt at humor.
bigbottom
Footballguy
Cool! Can I play the part of ManHat's wife?
PsychoMan
Footballguy
Based on the evidence presented thus far, I am 99% positive that one of the following is true.
1) 71% - Wife is lying about not remembering anything, but was still very drunk at the time of the incident, and feels terrible about what happened. She still loves MitYH, and wants to keep their marriage strong for them and their kids. She wants to put this behind them and is willing to lie to MitYH's face to do so.
2) 28% - Wife was so incredibly drunk that she does, in fact, not remember the incident. Steve was drunk, but not blackout wasted, therefore, Steve took advantage of YOUR WIFE while she was completely wasted out of her mind.
Therefore, I am completely ruling out the following:
1) Wife and Steve somehow planned this and have a thing for each other. This is not over and they may eventually want to be together.
2) Nothing harmful happened that night.
Either way, MitYH needs to MAN UP and lay the smack down. You have to get to the bottom of this and the friendship with Steve is completely cut off. He needs to handle things with Steve and the wife's communication with him should be cut off.
1) 71% - Wife is lying about not remembering anything, but was still very drunk at the time of the incident, and feels terrible about what happened. She still loves MitYH, and wants to keep their marriage strong for them and their kids. She wants to put this behind them and is willing to lie to MitYH's face to do so.
2) 28% - Wife was so incredibly drunk that she does, in fact, not remember the incident. Steve was drunk, but not blackout wasted, therefore, Steve took advantage of YOUR WIFE while she was completely wasted out of her mind.
Therefore, I am completely ruling out the following:
1) Wife and Steve somehow planned this and have a thing for each other. This is not over and they may eventually want to be together.
2) Nothing harmful happened that night.
Either way, MitYH needs to MAN UP and lay the smack down. You have to get to the bottom of this and the friendship with Steve is completely cut off. He needs to handle things with Steve and the wife's communication with him should be cut off.
You are right on target. Who is going to sit home quietly and cry about being wrongly accused of something like this?? I guess I might be a little more "spirited" than some women, but you'd better believe I would be standing my ground by calling George, Steve, Steve's wife, and anyone else there. So if she didn't do a thing, all these people are just making all this crap up? It was consensual, not a one sided "crime". Good Lord. The I don't remember thing is very convenient, but it is silly and just makes no sense. TMITYH has to listen to his gut feeling about this. It's strong or you wouldn't be torn up about it. Listen to it! It's all we have sometimes. You don't have to end your marriage. You just have to impress upon your wife how serious this is to you. You know most of the truth. Tell your wife you know she's scared and that you'll get through it together, but the secrets won't work. You have to stand your ground here.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
This is
Ghost Rider
Footballguy
I agree. I would say that number 1 in your first scenarios is the most likely, and I would argue that it is likely that Steve was much more aware of what he was doing, so he took advantage of the situation.
iamsmilin
I want one, but I'm not creative
I would really want to know what happened too. The questions in my mind would be, did I start this? Did he take advantage of me? What really happened. Especially since they are friends and will have to see each other in the future. I would want to know if I could be comfortable even speaking to him. Just my opinion.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I promise I will never start a thread like this.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Has anyone else noticed that The Man in the Yellow Hat has a "curious" friend named George?
TheFanatic
Footballguy
I'm about to be without one for the next 2 days. My company provides mine and I start a new gig on Monday. Gotta turn the phone in today and won't have another one till Monday. That is going to drive me bat#### crazy....
Mr. Chumley
Footballguy
about 40 pages ago.Has anyone else noticed that The Man in the Yellow Hat has a "curious" friend named George?
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
I THINK YOU ARE THE FIRST!Has anyone else noticed that The Man in the Yellow Hat has a "curious" friend named George?
Shrek
Having a great season
Sack-Religious
Footballguy
Do you want to go camping?
PsychoMan
Footballguy
I agree with that ... the wife was aware, but Steve was more aware and took advantage, hence the either way, Steve is a punk.
