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IN THE BATHROOM??

Smart, I guess. Just lean over and toss it back.

EDIT: The soft lighting gives it a nice Renaissance touch. It's like the heavens opened to bless your mustard mainlining.

Edited by K-funk

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IN THE BATHROOM??

Smart, I guess. Just lean over and toss it back.

EDIT: The soft lighting gives it a nice Renaissance touch. It's like the heavens opened to bless your mustard mainlining.

lmao...he went into the stall to shoot the picture!

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I just voted for you, Shuke. Wow....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Come on. He's drinking mustard in the men's room. I can't compete.
Sriracha in the women's room down? Come on, honey. I believe in you. Edited by K-funk

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Upper management meeting at our office today. I'm not doing this in my cubicle.
:shrug::cry::hot::cry::lmao:

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I just voted for you, Shuke. Wow....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Come on. He's drinking mustard in the men's room. I can't compete.
Sriracha in the women's room down? Come on, honey. I believe in you.
I'll snap it next to that special vending machine they have in there as proof.

I'll fight the good fight for you.

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I'll snap it next to that special vending machine they have in there as proof.I'll fight the good fight for you.

:hot: at 'special vending machine'. I love this thread... I haven't laughed so hard in days! :shrug:

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My stomach is slightly upset.

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My stomach is slightly upset.

:rant: did you get it on the first pic, or did you have to re-pose?

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Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

:rant::shock:;):bag:

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

Jesus, will you two just #### and get it over with?
He can make a drawing of it instead. Edited by Mrs. BSR

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My stomach is slightly upset.

You are a warrior.
You can do it with ketchup since you already have red crap drooled all over your shirt anyway.

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Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

:rant::shock:;):bag:

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

Jesus, will you two just #### and get it over with?
He can make a drawing of it instead.
I thought you looked pretty good in my picture. Shuke looked like Shuke.

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My stomach is slightly upset.

You are a warrior.
You can do it with ketchup since you already have red crap drooled all over your shirt anyway.
It's a sweater and we don't have any office condiments. There are some pickles, but they have been in there for at least 2 years.

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Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

:rant::shock:;):bag:

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

Jesus, will you two just #### and get it over with?
He can make a drawing of it instead.
I thought you looked pretty good in my picture. Shuke looked like Shuke.
I wasn't criticizing babe. No worries. Although I looked pretty helpless in that picture with my arms above my head, flat to the ground. Talk about submission.

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My stomach is slightly upset.

You are a warrior.
You can do it with ketchup since you already have red crap drooled all over your shirt anyway.
It's a sweater and we don't have any office condiments. There are some pickles, but they have been in there for at least 2 years.
Hmmm... you could cram the pickles for stomach rumbling to match Shuke's, but I'd rather not see that. How about two condiments simultaneously tomorrow? Say, ranch dressing and Sriracha?

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My stomach is slightly upset.

You are a warrior.
You can do it with ketchup since you already have red crap drooled all over your shirt anyway.
It's a sweater and we don't have any office condiments. There are some pickles, but they have been in there for at least 2 years.
DO IT!

this is what it'll take to get over the top

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My stomach is slightly upset.

You want to really show us you have balls? Do that with some wasabi you sissy.

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I'm not convinced Shuke drank mustard. All I see is yellow stuff coming out of a caontainer whose labeled reads "tard". I shudder to think what this might be, but mustard, I don't think so.

Edited by Ditkaless Wonders

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Am I the only one that noticed that Shuke left the "tard" part of "Mustard" uncovered with his thumb?

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Someone's seriously hurt himself and/or get fired.

Alright! :goodposting::sadbanana:

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shuke, is there any way we could get a pic of you devouring your own sandwich ("the shuke")? I would have to think GM would be left speechless at that point. Just sayin'...

Tomorrow it happens.

The people ask, and I deliver.

nail in the coffin

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I just voted for you, Shuke. Wow....

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
He's drinking mustard in the men's room.
So Shuke is in Tijuana?

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if any of you t00ls gets within 5 feet of me with licorice, arses will be beaten.

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wow. This has just crept into the all time top ten FFA threads.

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shuke, is there any way we could get a pic of you devouring your own sandwich ("the shuke")? I would have to think GM would be left speechless at that point. Just sayin'...

Tomorrow it happens.

The people ask, and I deliver.

GM, pleeeeease - no Hummer pictures. TIA.

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Shuke - Did anyone walk in and offer you a hot dog to go along with that mustard? :potkettle:

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My stomach is slightly upset.

:rolleyes: did you get it on the first pic, or did you have to re-pose?
It only took two takes.

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Well where the hell am I going to find a carnival sized giant cookie? This is health conscious Portland, where pizza has lettuce, not Fatnatti where they serve things like corn pudding and crisco flavored jello.

It's really not fair.

:shrug::goodposting::cry::lmao:

I absolutely love that you continue to call basil lettuce. Now THAT'S catering to 'Fatnatti'.

Jesus, will you two just #### and get it over with?
He can make a drawing of it instead.
I thought you looked pretty good in my picture. Shuke looked like Shuke.
:rolleyes:

I don't have a goatee.

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oh, this thread has made my day.

I am still thinking someone needs to devour some pie!!!

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