General Malaise
Footballguy
What is a Shukewich?You win. I can't top Mustard.Shuke is a man. He's Forty.
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Verbal Kint
Footballguy
What is a Shukewich? What is a Shukewich???Jesus man, you lost this before it even began.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
The Shizzle
Footballguy
Brilliant observation.GB only "tard" showing on the bottle in Shuke's pic.
General Malaise
Footballguy
When did you get a blog? I had no clue. Reading now...
popeye
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Mrs. BSR
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
did you forego the mustard today? I would understand if you did
Game. Over.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Just so you know, I forking hate ranch dressing. it really doesn't go well with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale either.
Barf.
Barf.
Tick
Footballguy
You really look like you're about to retch in that picture. I'd vote for that kind of dedication if I hadn't already voted.
Capella
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Is that a bottle of one of those sugary Mexican soft drinks warming up on top of the fridge? Strawberry flavor? 
YUM!
Goldfish too.
YUM!Goldfish too.
Stoneys
MudCat
See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
higgins
Footballguy
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
That's one side of it. However, the fact that he just gave the entire infarwebs a free pass to photshop that picture into something woz-worthy has to count for some points.See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Ranch dressing? Wow, don't go too crazy there.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Man, that looks like a hell of a Shukewich.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
It was probably one of the top 10 Shukewiches I've ever had.
That's why I suggested combining it with something like Sriracha.Not sure who wins the battle here -- both food items are pretty boring. Shuke, I'm sure your sandwich is delicious and all that, but on camera, it simply looks like meat and bread. And ranch dressing? Nothing complicated there, though the imminent gag reaction is precious. (I do second the suggestion that GM is waaaaay open to Photoshopping there, though.)I dunno, guys... I call this one a draw. I think one of you should crawl under your desk and eat something.Ranch dressing? Wow, don't go too crazy there.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
My spell check flagged "Shukewich." I remedied that situation.
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
:spittake:That's one side of it. However, the fact that he just gave the entire infarwebs a free pass to photshop that picture into something woz-worthy has to count for some points.See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
General Malaise
Footballguy
Not that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
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Not that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
But did you explain the drawing of Mrs. BSR and Shuke doing the no-pants dance?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Once the picture of Shuke eating that giant cookie made an appearance, it's really all they wanted to see.Not that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
Sammy3469
Footballguy
I haven't seen this much angst since 1994Not that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
Stoneys
MudCat
Good, now maybe Mad GM will do something over the top todayNot that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Not that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Not that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
General Malaise
Footballguy
It's been 15 hours and I still can't get that dreadful taste out of my mouth. I'd lick the urinal at a bus stop right now if it cleared out the aftertaste. I'm beyond mad. I'm furious GM today.Good, now maybe Mad GM will do something over the top todayNot that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
FatMax
Member
Well, if you do, be sure to snap a photo. That would get my vote.It's been 15 hours and I still can't get that dreadful taste out of my mouth. I'd lick the urinal at a bus stop right now if it cleared out the aftertaste. I'm beyond mad. I'm furious GM today.Good, now maybe Mad GM will do something over the top todayNot that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Don't get mad...get EVENIt's been 15 hours and I still can't get that dreadful taste out of my mouth. I'd lick the urinal at a bus stop right now if it cleared out the aftertaste. I'm beyond mad. I'm furious GM today.Good, now maybe Mad GM will do something over the top todayNot that it matters to you, Debbie Downer, but I did it in front of my two sons. Then they watched as I posted it on here. That was followed by me explaining to them exactly what was happening. From there, they saw all the pictures of daddy devouring sandwiches, burritos, meat balls, salads as well as one picture where I had to explain to my 5 year old what I meant by "DEATH TO SHUKE!!!11". My three year old very much enjoyed the picture of the fat man eating the giant cookie, made me print off a picture of it and hung it on his wall with about half a roll of Scotch tape. When I ran upstairs to find out why it took him so long to hang one picture of the Cincinnati Cookie Monster on his wall, the 5 year old went into the fridge, got out the Ranch dressing and re-enacted what his dear old dad had done 10 minutes prior. Only he whiffed and got it all over the floor.But yeah, you go ahead and call me a ballless chump. No really, I don't care what my children think of me. "Okay, Kellen...and what does your daddy do for a living?" "Um, well, uh, he takes pictures of himself eating with a really really really mad expression and then posts the pictures on the internet." "Lovely! Who's next? Kellen, can I see you after class?"See, I find this weak, he did this at home...no chance someone walks by asking him what the hell he is doing. I would've given props had he done this at his desk or work bathroom, but home, nah
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
God, that's awesome. Tots?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Sourdough pretzel niblets
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Score.
Ned
Footballguy
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
That's why I suggested combining it with something like Sriracha.Not sure who wins the battle here -- both food items are pretty boring. Shuke, I'm sure your sandwich is delicious and all that, but on camera, it simply looks like meat and bread. And ranch dressing? Nothing complicated there, though the imminent gag reaction is precious. (I do second the suggestion that GM is waaaaay open to Photoshopping there, though.)Ranch dressing? Wow, don't go too crazy there.
I dunno, guys... I call this one a draw. I think one of you should crawl under your desk and eat something.
EYLive
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Stoneys
MudCat
EYLive
Footballguy
I tried to muffle my laughter with a tissue, but a coworker came over to see what was so funny. Now she's worried about me.
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