Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
This may be the best avatar material of all of them.
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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
Lets see, we have not seen someone use a straw to suck the jelly out of the office donuts on friday. A dozen or so desicated jellies sadly languishing in a box behind a red tongued warrior with a mothful of jelly would be classic. Have also not yet seen kabobs used to devasting effectiveness. Yes this thread has a ways to go. Jars of Gravy, urinal mints (or facsimilies thereof) held in mouths The use of apparatus has potential too, salad shooters, juicers, drinking from the spigot of the office coke machine. This bad boy has miles to go.
GM Bomaye!, GM Bomaye!
GM Bomaye!, GM Bomaye!
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Maybe, GB....maybe.However, in the interest of schtick stealing, I present to you the wide eyed, baby doe look.
And will follow it up with some good old fashioned GM ANGST@!!!!!!11
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I think this little game has been stepped up a few notches. Bravo, men. Bravo.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
An apple? Get your own material, Furley.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
basket on head:General Malaise said:
for ANGST, are you inside of a server?
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
MFOOF!!General Malaise said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
no, that's actually the underside of my desk. I've got 2 computers, one router, a battery back up system and an atomic clock time stamp device that's the size of a Cadilac. I will probably get ball cancer from this place.basket on head:General Malaise said:
Good gravy on toast, I love the internet. I just got two strangers to photograph themselves eating food under their desks. That'd look great on a resume.
Now for gametime analysis:
Shuke, the choice of pretzels speak of a man who is committed to his carbohydrates, but the expression on your face says, "I hope I don't get gnawed on by the monsters under my desk." Also, the nugs resemble the pinchers on a beetle or millipede, which is frightening of its own accord.
GM, I think the strength in your submissions lies in viewing them in succession. I see in your eyes the recognition of the challenge posed by the Shukewich, followed by brute resolution to crush him like a millipede under a well-placed Teva. Bonus points for that high-tech-looking background. Izzat how they do it in the SEC?
In the end, I'm entertained, but I'm not sure how to interpret the brief change in facial expressions from both of you. Is this the kinder, gentler side of the contest? Are you getting bored? Whatever. I love the intensity. Keep it coming.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
I think it's time to take this to the next level and separate the social snackers from the men. Next task, should you choose to accept it: Introduce another human being (coworker, unsuspecting stranger, small child, etc.) as a prop.
pricklypete
Footballguy
General Malaise said:Ned said:shuke said:
Shuke's Sister?
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Uhhh, HELLO!!!!1I was thinking about this.I think it's time to take this to the next level and separate the social snackers from the men. Next task, should you choose to accept it: Introduce another human being (coworker, unsuspecting stranger, small child, etc.) as a prop.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Uhhh, HELLO!!!!1I was thinking about this.I think it's time to take this to the next level and separate the social snackers from the men. Next task, should you choose to accept it: Introduce another human being (coworker, unsuspecting stranger, small child, etc.) as a prop.
Nice.That's scowling, not eating!Uhhh, HELLO!!!!1I was thinking about this.I think it's time to take this to the next level and separate the social snackers from the men. Next task, should you choose to accept it: Introduce another human being (coworker, unsuspecting stranger, small child, etc.) as a prop.
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
Uhhh, HELLO!!!!1I was thinking about this.I think it's time to take this to the next level and separate the social snackers from the men. Next task, should you choose to accept it: Introduce another human being (coworker, unsuspecting stranger, small child, etc.) as a prop.
Disqualified from the EAT-OFF for lack of food
General Malaise
Footballguy
I had some gum.Love the avatar switch...That's scowling, not eating!Uhhh, HELLO!!!!1I was thinking about this.I think it's time to take this to the next level and separate the social snackers from the men. Next task, should you choose to accept it: Introduce another human being (coworker, unsuspecting stranger, small child, etc.) as a prop.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Would like to see Shuke steal "incorporating Singapore visa exchange worker" schtick into his repertoire.....Uhhh, HELLO!!!!1I was thinking about this.I think it's time to take this to the next level and separate the social snackers from the men. Next task, should you choose to accept it: Introduce another human being (coworker, unsuspecting stranger, small child, etc.) as a prop.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
If one of you could get a chick to face-stuff with you, that'd be gold.
It worked? I can't see it, and I probably shouldn't clear out the cookies on this PC. Are both the avatar and personal photo changed? If so, I just want one GM, not two. I'll change one back.As for the gum, isn't the point of the eat-off to be visibly consuming food? The photo in question might be acceptible if you were blowing a bubble -- or, better yet, photographing yourself in the split-second of popping the bubble.Oooh, idea! Big League Chew. Get on it.I had some gum.Love the avatar switch...
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm googling face stuffing at work....
Fullback Fro
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shuke avatars ruleNigel Tufnel said:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
sticks <> nibletsGeneral Malaise said:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
That avatar is HOT.
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
You mean like getting a knockwurst at a German place hand fed by busty Helga in standard issue St. Pauli Girl Beer Garden garb. Was thinking the same thing. Either that or an office hottie shootin sliced radishes out of a salad shooter into a mouth across a desk. Extra points if she's just ever so slightly pouty.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
mr. furley
Footballguy
pats3in4
Footballguy
Does your office provide that for late-night workers or did you have to get that yourself?
mr. furley
Footballguy
hfsshuke said:
EYLive
Footballguy
Double quarter-pounder w/ cheese?
mr. furley
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Went down the street to get it.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Rally's triple. Despite my fatness, I typically don't eat that bad. I got the triple more for shtick's sake. This thread is going to kill me.
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
To back Shuke up, the only choices near there are Rally's and Gold Star as far as I know.
pats3in4
Footballguy
Damn. Would have been funnier to find out you left your coworkers in the cafeteria so you could provide some EAT-OFF entertainment.
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
I am guessing this thread alone will brighten my day. I am thinking about postinghave made GM's Basket head picture as my desktop wallpaper. That would beIt is awesome. 
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Stoneys
MudCat
I am guessing this thread alone will brighten my day. I am thinking about postinghave made GM's Basket head picture as my desktop wallpaper. That would beIt is awesome.
that picture is one of, if not, the best one yet in the Eat-OffKinda reminds me of Charley Steiner in the ESPN Y2K commercial.
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Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
That picture, featuring GM's vulnerable side, is going to get him dozens of offers for dates from this site. A few of those offers may even be from womaen.
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
Or maybe not...I am guessing this thread alone will brighten my day. I am thinking about postinghave made GM's Basket head picture as my desktop wallpaper. That would beIt is awesome.
Back off, man...
EDIT: Gents, it's Friday and it's been raining all week here in the land of cheese. Could we ratchet this game up a bit? TIA 
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