Politician Spock
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2016.... the year the EAT OFF died.
EFF YOU 2016!
EFF YOU 2016!
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General Malaise
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mquinnjr
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
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mr. furley
Footballguy
a youtube channel may well rake in some real cash if the right niche group finds it
beer 30
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Something about GM reminds me of the actor who played Ned Schneedbly:
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gianmarco
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One of the best things I've ever seen filmed in portrait mode. That's not saying much, but it at least keeps hope alive.
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Insoxicated
Factoring in the hoodie I was assuming that portrait mode was intentional.....
I half expected GM to yell "WORLDSTAR!!" at the end before shutting it down.
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Politician Spock
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General Malaise
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I couldn't remember which way was the right way to hold it.
Also, I tore that Santa wrapper off like a highschool kid tearing into his first condom. I think I inadvertently swallowed some foil.
TheAristocrat
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Stoneys
MudCat
gianmarco
Footballguy
gianmarco
Footballguy
Politician Spock
Footballguy
Can't wait for the holiday movie next year.
Will it be called "The Polar Eat Off" or "The Eat Off Express"?
And will Tom Hanks be playing Shuke or GM?
Will it be called "The Polar Eat Off" or "The Eat Off Express"?
And will Tom Hanks be playing Shuke or GM?
Ned
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wazoo11
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El Floppo
Footballguy
And still
Omg I was just thinking about that! Still have no idea how fennis got that Fiji guy to do that
Politician Spock
Footballguy
Sung to the song "The Day The Music Died" (aka "Bye Bye Miss American Pie")
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that thread always made me smile
And we know if we give them heat
That we can make two people eat
And maybe they'll asphyxiate for a while
But that corn dog made me shiver
With every thrust he'd deliver
Was that a glazed donut?
A message in a coconut?
Grilled, sautéed, baked or fried
After all these years the score’s still tied
And it would crush me deep inside
If EAT OFF ever died.
So oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
When GM said “oh, hello Shuke”
Made me laugh so hard I had to puke
Someone please save that video
From afar we watch and lurk
Entertaining us while they’re at work
I’m sure they have to chew real slow
Well, we thought he couldn’t eat much more
But then he ate the apple core
You both took bull by the horn
And produced Cookie Monster porn
You’ve reached a new level of fame
Why can’t women pronounce Shuke’s name?
Things would never be the same
It EAT OFF ever died
I started singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
Now, for ten years we've rolled on the floor
Laughing at this food filled war
How far this goes, wait and see
These are two guys without a care
Just look at GM’s ####ed up hair
I can’t believe he sang “go down on me”
While Elton John’s sun is going down
The votes have failed to produce a crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
Busted blood vessels in GM’s face
These two should have been on Amazing Race
I’d probably have to leave this place
If EAT OFF ever died
We were singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that thread always made me smile
And we know if we give them heat
That we can make two people eat
And maybe they'll asphyxiate for a while
But that corn dog made me shiver
With every thrust he'd deliver
Was that a glazed donut?
A message in a coconut?
Grilled, sautéed, baked or fried
After all these years the score’s still tied
And it would crush me deep inside
If EAT OFF ever died.
So oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
When GM said “oh, hello Shuke”
Made me laugh so hard I had to puke
Someone please save that video
From afar we watch and lurk
Entertaining us while they’re at work
I’m sure they have to chew real slow
Well, we thought he couldn’t eat much more
But then he ate the apple core
You both took bull by the horn
And produced Cookie Monster porn
You’ve reached a new level of fame
Why can’t women pronounce Shuke’s name?
Things would never be the same
It EAT OFF ever died
I started singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
Now, for ten years we've rolled on the floor
Laughing at this food filled war
How far this goes, wait and see
These are two guys without a care
Just look at GM’s ####ed up hair
I can’t believe he sang “go down on me”
While Elton John’s sun is going down
The votes have failed to produce a crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
Busted blood vessels in GM’s face
These two should have been on Amazing Race
I’d probably have to leave this place
If EAT OFF ever died
We were singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
mr. furley
Footballguy
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General Malaise
Footballguy
OMGSung to the song "The Day The Music Died" (aka "Bye Bye Miss American Pie")
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that thread always made me smile
And we know if we give them heat
That we can make two people eat
And maybe they'll asphyxiate for a while
But that corn dog made me shiver
With every thrust he'd deliver
Was that a glazed donut?
A message in a coconut?
Grilled, sautéed, baked or fried
After all these years the score’s still tied
And it would crush me deep inside
If EAT OFF ever died.
So oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
When GM said “oh, hello Shuke”
Made me laugh so hard I had to puke
Someone please save that video
From afar we watch and lurk
Entertaining us while they’re at work
I’m sure they have to chew real slow
Well, we thought he couldn’t eat much more
But then he ate the apple core
You both took bull by the horn
And produced Cookie Monster porn
You’ve reached a new level of fame
Why can’t women pronounce Shuke’s name?
Things would never be the same
It EAT OFF ever died
I started singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
Now, for ten years we've rolled on the floor
Laughing at this food filled war
How far this goes, wait and see
These are two guys without a care
Just look at GM’s ####ed up hair
I can’t believe he sang “go down on me”
While Elton John’s sun is going down
The votes have failed to produce a crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
Busted blood vessels in GM’s face
These two should have been on Amazing Race
I’d probably have to leave this place
If EAT OFF ever died
We were singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
Now I feel bad for messing up your username last night. @bigbottom @Bob Sacamano you guys need to add this guy into your record writing rotation.
Capella
Footballguy
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bigbottom
Footballguy
Politician Spock said:Sung to the song "The Day The Music Died" (aka "Bye Bye Miss American Pie")
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that thread always made me smile
And we know if we give them heat
That we can make two people eat
And maybe they'll asphyxiate for a while
But that corn dog made me shiver
With every thrust he'd deliver
Was that a glazed donut?
A message in a coconut?
Grilled, sautéed, baked or fried
After all these years the score’s still tied
And it would crush me deep inside
If EAT OFF ever died.
So oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
When GM said “oh, hello Shuke”
Made me laugh so hard I had to puke
Someone please save that video
From afar we watch and lurk
Entertaining us while they’re at work
I’m sure they have to chew real slow
Well, we thought he couldn’t eat much more
But then he ate the apple core
You both took bull by the horn
And produced Cookie Monster porn
You’ve reached a new level of fame
Why can’t women pronounce Shuke’s name?
Things would never be the same
It EAT OFF ever died
I started singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
Now, for ten years we've rolled on the floor
Laughing at this food filled war
How far this goes, wait and see
These are two guys without a care
Just look at GM’s ####ed up hair
I can’t believe he sang “go down on me”
While Elton John’s sun is going down
The votes have failed to produce a crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
Busted blood vessels in GM’s face
These two should have been on Amazing Race
I’d probably have to leave this place
If EAT OFF ever died
We were singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
mr. furley
Footballguy
Politician Spock said:Sung to the song "The Day The Music Died" (aka "Bye Bye Miss American Pie")
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that thread always made me smile
And we know if we give them heat
That we can make two people eat
And maybe they'll asphyxiate for a while
But that corn dog made me shiver
With every thrust he'd deliver
Was that a glazed donut?
A message in a coconut?
Grilled, sautéed, baked or fried
After all these years the score’s still tied
And it would crush me deep inside
If EAT OFF ever died.
So oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
When GM said “oh, hello Shuke”
Made me laugh so hard I had to puke
Someone please save that video
From afar we watch and lurk
Entertaining us while they’re at work
I’m sure they have to chew real slow
Well, we thought he couldn’t eat much more
But then he ate the apple core
You both took bull by the horn
And produced Cookie Monster porn
You’ve reached a new level of fame
Why can’t women pronounce Shuke’s name?
Things would never be the same
It EAT OFF ever died
I started singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
Now, for ten years we've rolled on the floor
Laughing at this food filled war
How far this goes, wait and see
These are two guys without a care
Just look at GM’s ####ed up hair
I can’t believe he sang “go down on me”
While Elton John’s sun is going down
The votes have failed to produce a crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
Busted blood vessels in GM’s face
These two should have been on Amazing Race
I’d probably have to leave this place
If EAT OFF ever died
We were singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
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Mr. Pickles
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
x 100TheAristocrat
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Shuke going for the TKO.
Capella
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Dickies
Footballguy
Sung to the song "The Day The Music Died" (aka "Bye Bye Miss American Pie")
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that thread always made me smile
And we know if we give them heat
That we can make two people eat
And maybe they'll asphyxiate for a while
But that corn dog made me shiver
With every thrust he'd deliver
Was that a glazed donut?
A message in a coconut?
Grilled, sautéed, baked or fried
After all these years the score’s still tied
And it would crush me deep inside
If EAT OFF ever died.
So oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
When GM said “oh, hello Shuke”
Made me laugh so hard I had to puke
Someone please save that video
From afar we watch and lurk
Entertaining us while they’re at work
I’m sure they have to chew real slow
Well, we thought he couldn’t eat much more
But then he ate the apple core
You both took bull by the horn
And produced Cookie Monster porn
You’ve reached a new level of fame
Why can’t women pronounce Shuke’s name?
Things would never be the same
It EAT OFF ever died
I started singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
Now, for ten years we've rolled on the floor
Laughing at this food filled war
How far this goes, wait and see
These are two guys without a care
Just look at GM’s ####ed up hair
I can’t believe he sang “go down on me”
While Elton John’s sun is going down
The votes have failed to produce a crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
Busted blood vessels in GM’s face
These two should have been on Amazing Race
I’d probably have to leave this place
If EAT OFF ever died
We were singin' oh my, it’s a classic iFight
Burgers, pizzas and burritos turned to cellulite
Them good ole boys are in a fast food delight
Singin' this'll be consumed in one bite
This'll be consumed in one bite
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
oh we win eat-offs by eating French fries with a fork now?
Ned
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
This is seriously the closest Ive ever been to awarding my vote.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
That was the sandwich. Not that it makes your point less valid.
But did you happen to see the part where IT WAS ON THE ####ING JUMBOTRON?
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