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In John Facenda's voice;

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
blustering in from sea,
with a rollicking song he sweeps along
feasting boisterously.

His face is often mistaken

Gary’s Gutter and State Farm Jake,
with his steely eyes and a bristling beard

that smells vaguely of t-bone steak.

His stomach growls as he storms the pantry
our hero with unlocking jaws,
all FBGs shake and quiver and quake
as he takes from them their applause.

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
devouring food and drink for fun,
he'll knock GM 'round and upside down
and laugh when he's conquered and won.

 
popeye said:
In John Facenda's voice;

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
blustering in from sea,
with a rollicking song he sweeps along
feasting boisterously.

His face is often mistaken

Gary’s Gutter and State Farm Jake,
with his steely eyes and a bristling beard

that smells vaguely of t-bone steak.

His stomach growls as he storms the pantry
our hero with unlocking jaws,
all FBGs shake and quiver and quake
as he takes from them their applause.

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
devouring food and drink for fun,
he'll knock GM 'round and upside down
and laugh when he's conquered and won.
Click to expand...
:standingovulation:

 
popeye said:
In John Facenda's voice;

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
blustering in from sea,
with a rollicking song he sweeps along
feasting boisterously.

His face is often mistaken

Gary’s Gutter and State Farm Jake,
with his steely eyes and a bristling beard

that smells vaguely of t-bone steak.

His stomach growls as he storms the pantry
our hero with unlocking jaws,
all FBGs shake and quiver and quake
as he takes from them their applause.

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
devouring food and drink for fun,
he'll knock GM 'round and upside down
and laugh when he's conquered and won.
Click to expand...
*official approval

 
I hate this board sometimes.

But, my lord, I love me some Shuke!  

GM, WTF!?!

for shame. Your 9 kids are no excuse. 

 
@General Malaise has just been biding his time... plotting something epic this Sunday during the super bowl halftime show... 

Ive heard this is the time of one-in-a-generation Gastro-wizardry that has brought lesser forums to their knees. 

.... stay tuned 🍿

 
Sung to the song "Say It Ain't So Joe" by Murray Head (1975): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW9tq9ImRTg, covered by Roger Daltrey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bVGTVrQd6M

:whistle:

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
That's not what you want to eat GM and I've got a Sloppy Joe

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
I'm sure they're feeding us lies GM please tell us it ain't so

They told us that our hero has played his trump card
He doesn't know how to EAT on
We're clinging to his charm and large intestine
But the good old days are gone

Joe Bryant and the forum may be falling apart
The posts have gotten scarce
One man's food held the forum together
But the truth is getting fierce

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
We pinned our hopes on you GM and they're ruining our show

(Ooo Baby.... back ribs)
Don't you think we're gonna get eaten
(Ooo Baby.... back ribs)
Don't you think we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
Cause we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
Yes, we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
Yes, we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
That's not what you want to eat GM, please meet me at Jing Cho's

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
I'm sure they're feeding us lies GM please tell us it ain't so

They told us that our hero has played his trump card
He doesn't know how to EAT on
We're clinging to his charm and large intestine
But the good old days are gone

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
We pinned our hopes on you GM and they're ruining our show

Joe Bryant and the forum may be falling apart
The posts have gotten scarce
One man's food held the forum together
But the truth is getting fierce

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
That's not what you want to eat GM and I've got a Sloppy Joe

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
I'm sure they're feeding us lies GM please tell us it ain't so

Oh, oh
Oh
That's not what you want to eat GM, please meet me at Jing Cho's

 
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the last thing gm posted involved looking glasses brandy churchball and the word bromingo im not sure what he can to top that maybe he could do an eat off in front of a bank or something otherwise he left himself a pretty hard act to follow take that to the bank bromigos 

 
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