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10 hours ago, shuke said:

the head what?

rooster, tilt, tip, lean, incline...chose your synonym

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Sung to the song "Say It Ain't So Joe" by Murray Head (1975): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW9tq9ImRTg, covered by Roger Daltrey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bVGTVrQd6M

 

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Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
That's not what you want to eat GM and I've got a Sloppy Joe

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
I'm sure they're feeding us lies GM please tell us it ain't so

They told us that our hero has played his trump card
He doesn't know how to EAT on
We're clinging to his charm and large intestine
But the good old days are gone

Joe Bryant and the forum may be falling apart
The posts have gotten scarce
One man's food held the forum together
But the truth is getting fierce

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
We pinned our hopes on you GM and they're ruining our show

(Ooo Baby.... back ribs)
Don't you think we're gonna get eaten
(Ooo Baby.... back ribs)
Don't you think we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
Cause we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
Yes, we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
Yes, we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
That's not what you want to eat GM, please meet me at Jing Cho's

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
I'm sure they're feeding us lies GM please tell us it ain't so

They told us that our hero has played his trump card
He doesn't know how to EAT on
We're clinging to his charm and large intestine
But the good old days are gone

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
We pinned our hopes on you GM and they're ruining our show

Joe Bryant and the forum may be falling apart
The posts have gotten scarce
One man's food held the forum together
But the truth is getting fierce

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
That's not what you want to eat GM and I've got a Sloppy Joe

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
I'm sure they're feeding us lies GM please tell us it ain't so

Oh, oh
Oh
That's not what you want to eat GM, please meet me at Jing Cho's

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Added the Roger Daltrey cover link to Youtube
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the last thing gm posted involved looking glasses brandy churchball and the word bromingo im not sure what he can to top that maybe he could do an eat off in front of a bank or something otherwise he left himself a pretty hard act to follow take that to the bank bromigos 

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5 hours ago, Walking Boot said:

 

Practically an insurmountable lead at this point

I haven't voted yet. Still waiting to be impressed.

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1 hour ago, shuke said:

Meh

That ####### plant in the front. :lmao:

If only you did this shirtless :wub:

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Most excellent!!

 

It’s too bad that @General Malaise has 27 children, and they have sucked any and all energy from him.  Otherwise, I think he’d respond. At least from some dark Portland parking lot. 

You can do it GM!!

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The knife precision was the most impressive part.  I closed one eye when I saw the big knife and tiny ### clementine.  :eek: 

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13 minutes ago, Ned said:

The knife precision was the most impressive part.  I closed one eye when I saw the big knife and tiny ### clementine.  :eek: 

Ditto, I cringed.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger.

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4 hours ago, NotSmart said:

Ditto, I cringed.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger.

I take risks for my people. 

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12 hours ago, shuke said:

I take risks for my people. 

Agreed.

You're the Alex Honnold of our generation.

Along with Alex Honnold I mean.

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On 3/12/2019 at 7:50 PM, gianmarco said:

That ####### plant in the front. :lmao:

If only you did this shirtless :wub:

Can't monetize those types of videos. 😊

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Sung to the song "Don't Let It End" by Styx: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbFD7qYx3VI

 

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What can he do, pictures of you still make Shuke cry
Trying to live without EAT OFF, it's so hard to do
Some nights he'll wake up he'll go to Qdoba
Hoping that he'll see you there

But he gets Chick-Fil-A
How ‘bout you eat a Hostess Ho Ho?
Burger King fills Shuke up inside 'cause he’s missing you
So if you'll give him a chance to remember Wendy’s you had once together

KFC, wings are all that you really need
We’re praying you’ll eat Sbarro, and Taco Bell too

Don't let it end
GM you could eat so much more
Don't let it end
Cracker Barrel Old Country Store

We’re telling you GM, we made some rare steaks
But we'll make you this promise to eat Steak ‘n Shake
We’ll be there to deliver you a pizza pie
You’ll eat McDonald’s' GM every single night

Don't let it end - I'm begging you, don't let it end this way
Don't let it end - I'm begging you, oh lets meet at Subway

Don't let it end
GM you could eat so much more
Don't let it end
Cracker Barrel Old Country Store

Don't let it end - I'm begging you, don't let it end this way
Don't let it end - I'm begging you, oh lets meet at Subway
Domino’s
Domino’s

What will Shuke do if you say you're through?
Shuke needs you to stay, GM oh let’s meet at Subway

 

@shuke @General Malaise

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Also, I have been going back thru this thread a few pages at a time. 

I have missed a lot of quality content. 

Almost Hipple'd a time or two, but managed to restrain myself. 

Won't fall behind again. 

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On 3/12/2019 at 11:32 PM, Binky The Doormat said:

as we get older these get funnier ...the commitment is real.  

Well at least from half of the contestants...

Never thought @General Malaise would bail like this, kinda disappointed, not gonna lie.

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3 minutes ago, Hawks64 said:

So @General Malaise has decided to throw in the towel :kicksrock:

 

scared off by the giant piece of fruit.

and the clementine.

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1 hour ago, General Malaise said:

Dear lahdy almahty! :bow:

I am so glad that I have not yet voted in this pole.

 

GM, the choreography was spectacular - perfect timing.

The inspiration - 2001 - was inspired - love that movie btw.

However, the icing on the pancakes was/were the kid(s) in the background. How did you get him/her/them to respond so perfectly? 

Or, is that just the magic of it all? 

👍

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spilled the syrup
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