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Nigel Tufnel

This is funny.

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Serious #####-chills watching this. 0/10.

I'm goint to give you a :goodposting: although I may be unclear as to what exactly "#####-chills" are.

Not funny. Chicks aren't that hot.

douche chills?
Which are...?

1. ##### chills 180 up, 24 down love it hate it

The feeling of nausea one is overcome by, when witnessing a completely embarrasing situation.

Watching Facts of Life gave me major ##### chills.

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by Smegma Apr 1, 2004

An overwhelming feeling of uncomfortable embarrassment brought on by watching someone make a fool of himself.

I got ##### chills watching someone completely bomb making unfunny/inappropriate jokes in front of crowd.

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embarrassment empathy uncomfortable situation obvlivious moron seeing someone being made a fool

by A. Mayer Aug 31, 2006

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a ##### bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

e.g. I got ##### chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.

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##### Chill 166 up, 49 down 1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed. 1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV. 1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny. 2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement. A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a ##### chill washed over me. B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.

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Dober-Man.

Why, God, why!?!?

The "Let's Give Homer Nightmares" thread is down the hall.

Please re-read this thread's title and start posting appropriately. Thanks.

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Be careful what you ask for.

First off my mom is the typical goes to church every sunday, little lady.

Anyway, as a kid I started a grease fire by cooking salami in the toaster. Now at I'm 35 and whenever I use the toaster while visiting my mother, she ask's if I put salami in it, seriously concerned I still do. I finally tell her that I'm an adult now, and there are alot of things I did as a kid that I no longer do. She apologizes, things are fine. Or so I thought.

Next day she starts this conversation, since I'm an adult and all. My brother and his wife are having difficulties in the bedroom, his wife isn't interested. My mom says "his wife is neglecting her wifely duties,when I was with your father and I wasn't in the mood I took care of it manually. :lmao::lmao::yes::shock::shock: Your brother says she doesn't do it right, too apathetic .....maybe I have gift."

A gift. Someday I'm going to have to give her eulogy knowing she felt she was some kind of a hand-job savant. I'm going to put a pork roast in the toaster now.

Sounds like she's also been talking with your brother about putting the salami in the toaster. :lmao:
:lmao: I was gonna go with the "start hiding salami" angle

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Really not that funny, but my sister knows these people.

If nothing else some of the bridesmaids are kinda hot. :o
Has Righetti seen this?

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Really not that funny, but my sister knows these people.

If nothing else some of the bridesmaids are kinda hot. :o
If I was asked to do this by any of my idiot friends or girlfriends of theirs I would tell them to go eat ####. No way I would ever do something that lame in front of that many people.

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Dober-Man.

Why, God, why!?!?

Started laughing before hitting play. :thumbup:

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Squidbillies

Tons of full episodes here. I think this is the funniest show on TV by a mile.

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Really not that funny, but my sister knows these people.

If nothing else some of the bridesmaids are kinda hot. :goodposting:
power of FBG's. 3 days ago when I clicked on this it had 800 views. Now at 1.2 million and the bride and groom were on the Today show.
I think it was just over 100 when I first posted it. Now over 10 million. :o

Not that the FFA had much (if anything) to do with this, but wow that thing took off...

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For some reason, this makes me think of something specific - and it ain't exercise.

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For some reason, this makes me think of something specific - and it ain't exercise.

Wow, guess it's real.....I kinda thought it was a gag. :bye:

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For some reason, this makes me think of something specific - and it ain't exercise.

Wow, guess it's real.....I kinda thought it was a gag. :popcorn:
I don't know if it's real, actually.

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