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I just remembered that my cousin's wife told me their son signed all of his papers Godzilla (last name) in the first grade. No matter how much trouble he got in, he wouldn't stop doing it.

He's a sophomore in HS now. Funny kid.

Now that I think about it, I believe Homer & Sac saw the picture of him with the 2 blonds.

 
there's got to be a way to combine the 2 greatest pickup lines in history

"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

&

"Do you clean your clothes with windex? Because I see myself in your pants"

to pick this chick up

 
Lots of good Todd Weeks clips on youtube, but

By the way, this guy is totally for real. He'll even certify you.I have a buddy who is a cop, and I remember watching some bootlegged versions of Todd's videos in the mid 90's when he would regulary send them to Ohio police forces to solicit their hiring of him to teach martial arts.

 

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