Jerkface.I'm going to have that playing through my head all day now...
This will be stuck in my head for days.
Jerkface.I'm going to have that playing through my head all day now...
guy with the orange geetar is ####ing shreddingNigel Tufnel said:
I can't confirm this, but I was told that's a young Yngwie Malmsteen.guy with the orange geetar is ####ing shreddingNigel Tufnel said:
Once I tried to runI tried to run and hideBut Jesus came and found meand He touched me down insideHe is like a mountie He always gets his manAnd He'll zap you anyway he can
What is this? I thought i was going to be a joke, but there was no punchline.Speedometers don't show MPH unless they're actually traveling at that speed.In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20, 30, 40, and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?
holy ####### crapNigel Tufnel said:
What is this? I thought i was going to be a joke, but there was no punchline.Speedometers don't show MPH unless they're actually traveling at that speed.In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20, 30, 40, and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?
Stuart?Pedobear in Spore!
Paging Homer J.
On a totally unrealted note, did you know that you could get a day's vacation by suggesting that someone perform a sexual act with a blender?
I know it will be less funny when you explain it but ?PicNigel Tufnel said:Stuart?Hank Scorpio said:Pedobear in Spore!
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On a totally unrealted note, did you know that you could get a day's vacation by suggesting that someone perform a sexual act with a blender?
2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: Hank Scorpio, Homer J SimpsonHank Scorpio said:Pedobear in Spore!
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On a totally unrealted note, did you know that you could get a day's vacation by suggesting that someone perform a sexual act with a blender?
I haven't checked this thread in forever...but my Spidey Sense started tingling. Payoff!Hank Scorpio said:Pedobear in Spore!
Paging Homer J.
On a totally unrealted note, did you know that you could get a day's vacation by suggesting that someone perform a sexual act with a blender?
Oh, I thought maybe you were Disco Stu.I know it will be less funny when you explain it but :IBTL: ?PicNigel Tufnel said:Stuart?Hank Scorpio said:Pedobear in Spore!
Paging Homer J.
On a totally unrealted note, did you know that you could get a day's vacation by suggesting that someone perform a sexual act with a blender?
Nope, mods can't touch me.Oh, I thought maybe you were Disco Stu.I know it will be less funny when you explain it but :IBTL: ?PicNigel Tufnel said:Stuart?Hank Scorpio said:Pedobear in Spore!
Paging Homer J.
On a totally unrealted note, did you know that you could get a day's vacation by suggesting that someone perform a sexual act with a blender?
I thought it was too. I remember laughing at the blender comment the other day, but I can't recall who posted it or where. Damn dead brain cells.Oh, I thought maybe you were Disco Stu.I know it will be less funny when you explain it but ?PicNigel Tufnel said:Stuart?Hank Scorpio said:Pedobear in Spore!
Paging Homer J.
On a totally unrealted note, did you know that you could get a day's vacation by suggesting that someone perform a sexual act with a blender?
The thread seems to be gone now. :stealthmodeactive:I thought it was too. I remember laughing at the blender comment the other day, but I can't recall who posted it or where. Damn dead brain cells.Oh, I thought maybe you were Disco Stu.I know it will be less funny when you explain it but ?PicNigel Tufnel said:Stuart?Hank Scorpio said:Pedobear in Spore!
Paging Homer J.
On a totally unrealted note, did you know that you could get a day's vacation by suggesting that someone perform a sexual act with a blender?
Ahhhh, hello my northern friend.The thread seems to be gone now. :stealthmodeactive:I thought it was too. I remember laughing at the blender comment the other day, but I can't recall who posted it or where. Damn dead brain cells.Oh, I thought maybe you were Disco Stu.I know it will be less funny when you explain it but ?PicNigel Tufnel said:Stuart?Hank Scorpio said:Pedobear in Spore!
Paging Homer J.
On a totally unrealted note, did you know that you could get a day's vacation by suggesting that someone perform a sexual act with a blender?
I really hope Elisabeth got a raise after that. Also, I might love her now.
What is "The definition of an oxymoron," Alex?
I give up, Liberty University education?What is "The definition of an oxymoron," Alex?
The bear obviously didn't know the guy was tenured.Disco Stu said:
I was pointing out the fact that help in the internet is rarely truly found, at least when it comes to some message boards.I give up, Liberty University education?What is "The definition of an oxymoron," Alex?
I was pointing out the fact that help in the internet is rarely truly found, at least when it comes to some message boards.I give up, Liberty University education?What is "The definition of an oxymoron," Alex?
The way I worded it was supposed to be like the answers on Jeopardy. My funny meter needs some calibration.I was pointing out the fact that help in the internet is rarely truly found, at least when it comes to some message boards.I give up, Liberty University education?What is "The definition of an oxymoron," Alex?
recut.I really hope Elisabeth got a raise after that. Also, I might love her now.
$5 says he looked up.
Flawed. Little people can't look up.$5 says he looked up.
And he was right to.$5 says he looked up.
That picture gave me a boner.ETA: I hope it was from the long legs, and not from the little dude.
Incorrect. Speedometers show how fast the wheel that is connected to the power source is spinning. It doesn't matter if it's on pavement, in snow, or out in space somewhere.
What is this? I thought i was going to be a joke, but there was no punchline.Speedometers don't show MPH unless they're actually traveling at that speed.In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20, 30, 40, and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?
Running with scissors said:
oo0LIncorrect. Speedometers show how fast the wheel that is connected to the power source is spinning. It doesn't matter if it's on pavement, in snow, or out in space somewhere.
What is this? I thought i was going to be a joke, but there was no punchline.Speedometers don't show MPH unless they're actually traveling at that speed.In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20, 30, 40, and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?
What? He's correct.oo0LIncorrect. Speedometers show how fast the wheel that is connected to the power source is spinning. It doesn't matter if it's on pavement, in snow, or out in space somewhere.
What is this? I thought i was going to be a joke, but there was no punchline.Speedometers don't show MPH unless they're actually traveling at that speed.In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20, 30, 40, and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?
Well, except for the 3rd one, but we can give him the hyperbole button in this case.What? He's correct.oo0LIncorrect. Speedometers show how fast the wheel that is connected to the power source is spinning. It doesn't matter if it's on pavement, in snow, or out in space somewhere.
What is this? I thought i was going to be a joke, but there was no punchline.Speedometers don't show MPH unless they're actually traveling at that speed.In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20, 30, 40, and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?
OK, the zero g thing might be an interesting experiment...set it up.Well, except for the 3rd one, but we can give him the hyperbole button in this case.What? He's correct.oo0LIncorrect. Speedometers show how fast the wheel that is connected to the power source is spinning. It doesn't matter if it's on pavement, in snow, or out in space somewhere.
What is this? I thought i was going to be a joke, but there was no punchline.Speedometers don't show MPH unless they're actually traveling at that speed.In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20, 30, 40, and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?
Paging the Vomit Comet...OK, the zero g thing might be an interesting experiment...set it up.Well, except for the 3rd one, but we can give him the hyperbole button in this case.What? He's correct.oo0LIncorrect. Speedometers show how fast the wheel that is connected to the power source is spinning. It doesn't matter if it's on pavement, in snow, or out in space somewhere.
What is this? I thought i was going to be a joke, but there was no punchline.Speedometers don't show MPH unless they're actually traveling at that speed.In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop to single digits or below.About 3 a.m. one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into ''drive'' and hit the gas. The car's speedometer was showing 20, 30, 40, and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, "Pull over!"The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine.Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.Who says troopers don't have a sense of humor?